April Fools Month - jokes & pics thread - Page 147

osreb · #**1461** 04-05-2015, 12:14 PM

Happy Easter

mitcham · #**1462** 04-12-2015, 01:51 PM

The last few posts have been all pictures with no jokes. Always the awkward one - I've got a joke but no pictures!
A guy walks into a bar, pulling a wheeled suitcase. He orders a drink, and as the barman puts it in the counter he asks "Going on holiday then?" "No, replies", the man, "I've brought something incredible to show you." Opening the suitcase, he gets out a miniature grand piano, followed by a matching piano-stool, and sets them up on the bar. Then lastly he takes out an immaculately dressed miniature man, who sits down at the piano and plays the most incredibly-beautiful music. By now a small audience had gathered round to hear the music and, when the little man finished, someone said, "That was fantastic! How did you get him?" "By accident really." replied the owner. "I was walking along the beach when I found a strange-looking bottle. When I opened it, an ancient genie emerged and, after thanking me profusely for releasing him, said - as my reward - he could grant me one wish. Well, he must have been hard-of-hearing, because I said I had always wanted a twelve-inch penis!"

Joe Kuhl · #**1463** 04-13-2015, 12:51 AM

Old joke, Mitch, and not even a piano to show us.

Just to help out, here are a couple of piano pics. I'm sorry they're a bit small.

osreb · #**1464** 04-14-2015, 08:20 AM

coffee break

osreb · #**1465** 05-03-2015, 07:23 PM

A woman went to her doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex,

and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

"Do you enjoy it?" The doctor asked.
"Actually, yes, I do."
''Does it hurt you?" he asked.
"No.. I rather like it."
''Well, then," the doctor continued, "there's no reason that you shouldn't

practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. "What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

"Of course," the doctor replied. "From where do you think our ??????? politicians come from??!!!"

osreb · #**1466** 06-09-2015, 08:34 AM

pic 1

osreb · #**1467** 06-13-2015, 09:09 AM

pic 1

osreb · #**1468** 06-14-2015, 07:17 PM

1st 2 pix

osreb · #**1469** 06-16-2015, 08:16 AM

Does your babe smoke after sex? pic 1

osreb · #**1470** 06-30-2015, 07:49 AM

I'm offended by that flag, please take it down..slowly

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