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#1391
08-29-2012, 12:39 AM
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Goodbye Mary, Goodbye Jane
Will we ever meet again Feel no sorrow, feel no shame Come tomorrow, feel no pain
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#1392
08-29-2012, 12:48 AM
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(My favorite line)
Now some they do and some they don't And some you just can't tell And some they will and some they won't With some it's just as well
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#1393
08-29-2012, 04:48 AM
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You can laugh at my behavior
That'll never bother me Say the devil is my savior But I don't pay no heed
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#1394
08-29-2012, 04:53 AM
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King Missile - Detachable Penis lyrics
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#1395
08-29-2012, 05:03 AM
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.
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#1396
08-29-2012, 05:07 AM
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This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
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#1397
08-29-2012, 05:18 AM
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But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
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#1398
08-29-2012, 05:32 AM
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First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
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#1399
08-29-2012, 05:44 AM
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I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time.
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#1400
08-29-2012, 05:56 AM
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So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
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