Urban Pictionary - Page 14

mikeyddddd · #**131** 12-23-2011, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dognheat

Penis Vampire: a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick!

Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that b*tch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.

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Oh, hell no!

mikeyddddd · #**132** 12-23-2011, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dognheat

fappable: something that is sexually desirable and deemed sufficient for masturbation purposes.

I downloaded two huge ZIP files because the sample photos looked promising. The rest of the photos were mostly non-nude, but it's fappable. I don't have time to download more pictures before work!

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There are 237 photos in the attached fappable ZIP file.

mikey is fapping, sir!

ballin97ga · #**133** 12-24-2011, 05:16 PM

sub'd for more udpates!

**dognheat** · #**134** 12-30-2011, 11:36 PM

I wanted to note a new thread that has proposed a different definition of the word MILF. There are lots of great pictures, and I hope atu113 keeps it active!

Here it is:

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=122417

Quote:

My definition of MILF (mother I'd like to f*ck):
M Mature - preferably between 30 to 60, but age is relative
I Ink Free- a small butterfly tattoo or two is OK, but full on body art is a turn-off
L Luscious - No anorexic or morbidly obese chicks allowed. Healthy, slightly plump, cute tummy bulges, stretchmarks and meaty butts and thighs are awesome.
F Furry - No slick shaved p*ssies. Trimmed is OK, but bush is !!!

Here's a fine woman who fits the definition. Sadly, I do not have any bottomless photos of her, but who needs 'em!?!!

(Awesome, High Resolution photos too.)

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**dognheat** · #**135** 12-31-2011, 12:48 PM

Kodak Courage: A phrase used to describe the effect a camera has on women whereby the women become more provocative and daring.

Jill is normally shy, but when I took out my camera and asked her if she would be willing to model for me, I could see that she gained Kodak Courage because she started confidently flashing me. I flashed her back!

Sunshine, warm weather, alcohol, youth, and good friends can enhance the effects of Kodak Courage.

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There are 30 fun Kodak moments in the attached ZIP.

**dognheat** · #**136** 01-01-2012, 10:41 PM

Weddiquette: A combination of the words "Wedding" and "Ettiquete" used to define the rules and socially acceptable behaviors for the events related to a wedding.

Mark convinced Kim that proper weddiquette called for taking burlesque type photos of herself getting ready for the wedding ceremony. I found the photographer's back-up directory on-line and scored these sweet photos!

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The attached ZIP holds 33 high resolution photos for your pleasure!

**dognheat** · #**137** 01-03-2012, 11:20 PM

Exclamationship: A brief, but intense, relationship.

I though Kim and I were going to be together forever. We met a few times to explore the world and make passionate love to one another, but once the excitement passed, I realize my true love was just another exclamationship.

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The attached ZIP includes 68 photos of this Exclamationship.

sweetles · #**138** 01-05-2012, 01:54 PM

LOVE THIS THREAD

bl33dy · #**139** 01-12-2012, 07:23 PM

This is the most entertaining thread on OCC........keep up the good work

agerba · #**140** 02-03-2012, 09:09 AM

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