Didn't expect to hear that!

[JGoldenKm]

My wife has been very straight-laced and religious almost our entire marriage (Mormon) and has only let loose a bit recently, since we've become empty nesters. About a week ago, while I was going down on her, she said, "I could fuck a doorknob right now!" I have a pretty good audio recording of it.

[Barmixer]

Years ago I was working in an office in NYC. A secretary walked past my desk. She dropped wet toilet paper and a note. The note read "this is how wet my pussy gets when I thinki about fucking you.

[explorer98]

Got this (attached) yesterday from my SO on WhatsApp - so good, I thought I'd just take a screenshot.

SO proud of her!!

[Dfa1980]

Wow this thread was a fun read.

One example I have was while having drinks at a pub with some friends. My best bud was there with his wife who I’ve always had the hots for. She’s got a really cute face and a nice body. The conversation somehow turned towards sexual regrets and missed opportunities. The guys shared stories of women they maybe could have fucked but it never came to be. Someone flipped it to my buds wife and asked if she had any regrets from before being married and she said she wish she had experienced more men. Her husband went wide eyed. She specifically mentioned being with men who weren’t white. My buddy mentioned black guys and she just sort of shrugged. It was a very awkward but arousing moment as he was visibly offended and upset over it. So hot to think of her fantasizing over other men and fucking them.

[Gnome72141]

Here's one that I can't believe I forgot about.

Back in the beginning of my non-music career, I was super shy, introverted, prude, total cringe, dorky, etc.

At some point, these guys were talking about how one of our female co-workers had a fuck-list she kept on a piece of paper in her purse. It was a list of all the male co-workers she wanted to have sex with.

I found out that I was first on the list! Looking back, I realized there were two times when I think it was "supposed" to happen but I cock-blocked her/myself in some way without realizing it. It was near the end of having that job, so I just remembering wishing that I had known.

I think that putting people in "leagues" is silly, but for lack of articulating it, "conventionally" she would have been "waaay out of my league", so to know I was first on her list was both confusing and confidence-building.

She turned out to be crazy and now has a kid without knowing who the father could be, so I am glad it wasn't me, but still, last thing I ever expected to hear, especially at my job!

[Gnome72141]

An interesting one from this weekend.

My wife's sister and I were texting (which we have only done, like, three times in 22 years) because she was at a musical event and I was asking how it was going since I wasn't performing this time (due to health).

My wife's super prude sister said, "It was fine except the part where we all had to change in the same room. It was like a dumb circus tent. And these people are not shy! They were all talking and watching each other change like it was no big deal. I hated it, especially because I had to change my bra. But if you were there, you would have distracted me enough that I wouldn't care. Why did you have to go and be sick this weekend? I could have used your help with my costume but you might have seen my boobs!" Then I said, "Seeing your boobs would have been okay with me!" and she said, "Really? Well, if you weren't sick this weekend, you would have had a nice look at them! I guess I would have been okay with it just this once."

I almost wanted to ask her to FaceTime me to make sure it was actually her texting me and not someone with her phone trolling me. If you know my wife's sister, even though she does weird things from time to time, you would know that this conversation was enough of a shock to make my heart stop beating for what felt like an hour!

[4cali]

On a long drive my wife and I got into a game of “Fuck Marry Kill”. I’m sure everyone is aware of it but just in case the rules are simple. You name three people and the other person says which one they’d fuck, which they’d marry, and which they’d kill. It’s a small but real turn on to have my wife tell me what guy she’d fuck. I also like to pose ones with women. One that stuck out on this particular one was I asked her about the men on Seinfeld. She thought for about three seconds then said, “fuck Kramer, marry Jerry and kill George”. “You’d fuck Kramer?” I asked, laughing. “Well he’s tall and tall guys usually have bigger dicks.”

[shnowballs]

We were at a wedding this weekend. We had a room in the hotel where it was taking place so, obviously, we snuck away between the ceremony and the reception for a bit of 'couple time'.

Picture the scene: my mrs is on the bed, on all fours, naked apart from her high heels. How porn is that?! I'm standing on the floor, fucking her doggy style and I am much more dressed. Still have shirt and tie on, still have shoes on, trousers and underwear are around my ankles.

Out of nowhere, without looking back, she asks "Are you still wearing your tie?"

"Um, yeah" I answer.

"Take it off and give it to me."

"My tie?"

"Yes, I wanna try something."

So, I took off my tie in that way you do when you know you'll be putting it back on in the near future. I loosened it enough to slip it over my neck and handed it forward to her. She slipped it over her neck and then, here's the surprise, threw the long bit over her shoulder in my direction.

"Grab that, and keep fucking me."

So I did that, took hold of my own neck tie as if it were a leash (or reins maybe?) and continued fucking her. This was honestly the first time anything like this had been requested since the 50 Shades books were doing the rounds and she asked me, on a few occasions, to pull her hair. That's years ago though!

Bonus: my phone was close at hand and I got a pic to prove this happened!

[hoosierdaddy4]

Consider yourself one lucky fucker!
1. She looks fantastic!
2. Most of us would love to be in your place!
3. She sounds like a fun woman, a real keeper.
4. She's got a kink, let it grow!

[shnowballs]

Originally Posted by hoosierdaddy4

Consider yourself one lucky fucker!
1. She looks fantastic!
2. Most of us would love to be in your place!
3. She sounds like a fun woman, a real keeper.
4. She's got a kink, let it grow!

Believe me, I am not complaining!