my favs

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She told me I was hers to reposes at any time. She doesn't mind the other women, so long as I am still paying my interest on her

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What she doesn't realize is that Danny and Tony are guys and the get together was a poker game not a "poke her" game. But I'm not complaining, nor am I telling her this. Maybe I'll win a few bucks later, I'm sure glad it wasn't a couple of girls, I'm too worn out for that tonight

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My girl found them

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Saturday night fun, but the first four pics remind me of how I spent Friday

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I found these ladies on the net and brought them to you

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Since it is the week end, I'm gonna post a few extra to keep you entertained

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And a big thanks to the original posters who deserve all the respect

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and more

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A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old b*tch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."

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A newly wed couple were looking to decorate their new house. While bargain hunting, they found an unusual mirror, which the shop owner states is 'magical'. The couple buy the mirror, and place it one the back of their bedroom door. One day the wife decided to test the mirror out, and while looking into the mirror said: "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my boobs size 44." And lo and behold it came true! She ran down the stairs to show her husband, who was utterly amazed. He proceeded to run up to the bedroom, and while looking in the mirror he said: "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my manhood touch the floor." His legs fell off.