The Great Bride Thread - Page 130

LASERBLUETDI · #**1291** 03-28-2011, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osreb

If God Was A Woman....

1. Sex would smell like chocolate
2. Farts would smell like roses
3. Dogs would smell spring fresh
4. Babies would come from vending machines
5. Men would be born with a permanent erection
6. All women would have the same size breasts
7. There would be no cellulite
8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
9. Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
10. There would be no "Hooters"
11. A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in
Hawaii!
13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
14. Men would come with software to be custom designed
15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by
wife
16. Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant
verification of truth
17. Men would be intelligent enough to tell the
difference between six inches and three inches
18. Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
19. Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the
cheek
20. Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.

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You forgot #21 !

21. Cum would taste like Bailies Irish Cream.

ramon49 · #**1292** 03-28-2011, 05:36 PM

I like this very sexy

osreb · #**1293** 03-29-2011, 08:23 AM

Brides - dressed and undressed

spamcollector · #**1294** 03-30-2011, 11:09 AM

more

mcubed · #**1295** 04-01-2011, 12:02 PM

I removed the infant. If that's not okay please delete the offending photo.

osreb · #**1296** 04-01-2011, 12:57 PM

Brides

osreb · #**1297** 04-02-2011, 09:32 AM

in her bride vail

butterman · #**1298** 04-02-2011, 10:25 PM

some more

Stepman3 · #**1299** 04-03-2011, 01:22 PM

The chick suckling her kid is so ghetto...

osreb · #**1300** 04-03-2011, 06:34 PM

bride and bridal party nipslips

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