Divorce Court - Page 13

bigi442000 · #**121** 10-18-2008, 07:16 PM

I find that Mrs Donaldson has a point when she says that she got tired of being confused for her husband's mother.

bigi442000 · #**122** 10-18-2008, 07:25 PM

After the baby, the marriage was idyllic. It was only when Mr Finn was introduced to the baby's new doctor that the skies clouded. The doctor accused the couple of making game of him, considering that the DNA tests unequivocally showed that the father of the child was a full blooded Zulu.

bigi442000 · #**123** 10-18-2008, 07:30 PM

Mrs Kyocera was content with her life as the wife of an up and coming sumo wrestler. Then she met Regina "Bull" Czisnowki.

bigi442000 · #**124** 10-18-2008, 07:33 PM

It became obvious to Mr Adonis that he could not take his wife anywhere after the debacle at the boss' Halloween party.

bigi442000 · #**125** 10-18-2008, 07:49 PM

Mrs Smythe relates that she was too young to understand the marriage vows. In fact, she states, she thought the word faithful meant, " ya know, like some kinda geyser."

bigi442000 · #**126** 10-18-2008, 07:56 PM

Mr Jameson at first thought he had hit the jackpot when he married a famous porn actress. But soon the green monster of jealousy set in. Mrs Jameson would come home from work completely worn out. When he asked her to fulfill her wifely duties, she replied that she would sooner have rectal cancer. But what really bothered Mr Jameson was the studio contract that required his wife to have sex with at least one male and one female at every cast party!

bigi442000 · #**127** 10-18-2008, 08:00 PM

Marrying a vampire never seems a good choice. Mrs Lestat can only say that it seemed like a good idea at the time, especially since Clothilde was part of the arrangement.

bigi442000 · #**128** 10-18-2008, 08:06 PM

Mr Finkbiener could not understand why his fiance's family insisted on calling her by the pet name "Farts." It seemed a cruel joke. However, he was soon disabused of this notion on the plane flight to Maui.

bigi442000 · #**129** 10-18-2008, 08:12 PM

Mrs Harriman was enraptured by the size of her new husband. That is until she looked at her face in the mirror one day and saw the stretch marks.

bigi442000 · #**130** 10-19-2008, 07:36 PM

To be candid, I first felt that Mr Harrison's jealousy of his wife's cat to be bordering on the insane. However, upon viewing the photographs, I find there is some justice in what he says.

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