[ENF] Your own GF/Wife ENF?

[JeandeLimbourg]

We lived more or less in the heart of Africa... I don't remember anymore why we stopped and went out of the Landrover, it was close to where we lived. I believe we thought we had hit something hidden in the grass. The road was nothing but two tracks in the high grass.

Within a fraction of a second, my wife and I were covered by thousands and thousands of ferociously biting red ants. We had inadvertently stepped in a hidden column. We jumped a meter high and away, trying in the same second to undress and to get rid of the nasty animals. It is inimaginable. They were crawling and biting everywhere. Even the most modest of women would be naked in a second, trying to swipe the monsters away.

The (happily) few Africans present nearly died with laughter. Some ants of the tropics are really dangerous, and could even kill an adult by the sheer number of poisonous bites, but these were just little red biters, very annoying but rather harmless. It is just that there are so many of them. After we wiped and sweeped the worst away, we started to see the humour of the situation, too. It should have been quite a sight - except a few geriatric priests and even more geriatric nuns we were the only white people around, when our first boy was born, hundreds came from many miles away to see the miracle of a white kid. Now they had a splendid look at a young white couple, naked, jumping, turning, sweeping, brushing and wiping each other to get rid of the little buggers. We are not prudish, there are worse things in life. So the best thing was to try to preserve our last bit of dignity by laughing with them, make our clothes carefully ant free and dress again, giggling as if we always jumped naked around after we got out of the car.

My wife and I only share our fading memories, but these still makes us laugh. No pain, no gain: it was all worth it.

[macboy1]

My GF from University was daring in private and very private in public, conservative and looked like butter wouldn't melt. We were having a few friends round and just before we got dressed she straddled me in the bedroom and within a couple of minutes took a huge load up her. About 40 minutes later, with all of our friends sitting round, Lisa lent backwards over a beanbag to grab a bottle of wine. Her summer dress, a warp-around design, had already come open exposing her legs but when she lent back we all got to see a lot more.

it being the 80's she was wearing satin French Knickers. The gusset had soaked through and was bunched up so when she lent right back, skirt to one side not only could we see her knickers and pussy but also the glistening cum on her pubes and lips and a string of cum from her pussy to her knickers. No one knew where to look but as soon as she'd done it she knew she had and jumped up and ran into the kitchen to compose herself. Nothing was said about it again but it's etched on my memory.

[LatinBond]

Originally Posted by curlypubes

I've told a few friends this and mostly they think I'm full of shit. So be it. My ex-gf tried to have me arrested for it and I had to duck from her brother for 6 months because he wanted to kill me. We had dated several months - great sex and very daring games. It was almost a competition to see who was more daring. Anyway, I was sick of her and ready to dump her but kept putting it off (mostly for the sex). I called her at work on her birthday and told her to meet me at a hotel bar after work. I'd bring some clothes for her, we'd go to a suite, change clothes, go to dinner, drink and stay at the hotel for the night. She met me in the bar and we headed for the elevator. Inside and alone I held up the card key for the room and said "1103 - 2 doors down from the elevator. I dare you to strip right now and streak to the room." She dropped her clothes in record time and grabbed the room key. As soon as the elevator opened she let out a yell and ran for the room. I stayed at the elevator long enough to see her dash through the door into the room and to hear her friends and family yell "SURPRISE." I muttered "surprise b*tch," left her crap in the elevator and went drinking.

I am speechless. This is a great story, thanks.
But, I beg your pardon, don't know about the rest of the people, but I have mixed feelings. This is the kind of things that you will enjoy in a movie or a play, when you know that it's fiction, so you can have fun, because you know the girl knows what she is getting into.
But if it really happened, and i happened to be in that bedroom waiting for the surprise, I would probably had enjoyed the view, and later feel sorry for the girl.

[curlypubes]

Originally Posted by LatinBond

I am speechless. This is a great story, thanks.
But, I beg your pardon, don't know about the rest of the people, but I have mixed feelings. This is the kind of things that you will enjoy in a movie or a play, when you know that it's fiction, so you can have fun, because you know the girl knows what she is getting into.
But if it really happened, and i happened to be in that bedroom waiting for the surprise, I would probably had enjoyed the view, and later feel sorry for the girl.

Thanks for the comments and I understand your mixed feelings. Some days I loved her, some days I hated her, some days I felt sorry for her and some days I wanted to have her committed. Everytime I remember this breakup and feel a pang of guilt I remember the time I passed out from drinking whiskey. Her and her friend played around by stuffing a dildo up my ass that resulted in 10 stiches and some serious embarassment in the ER.

[curlypubes]

In case anybody cares, I'll give you another idea of what life was like with this woman. When we were out shopping or out to dinner or somewhere she would go to the bathroom or dressing room or sneak off out of sight. Once there she would finger herself for a minute or 2. Then she would come back and rub her finger under my nose and in my moustache and say "this is so you don't forget me." It was a turn on knowing that she was fingering herself, sometimes semi-publicly, and bringing me the proof. Then one time she comes up and rubs her finger under my nose and I almost gagged and puked. I asked her what the fuck was that and she says, "I don't know, maybe I missed and got the wrong hole." She was laughing like crazy! Whenever she came at me with her finger after that I never knew it was going to be honey hole or mud hole! This woman was nuts, you never knew what to expect from her. I ended up in the ER a total of 3 times from her before I dumped her!

[greylensman02]

Keep these stories going! love them

[loveu2c]

Just did a few weeks ago.

My wife and I have a single friend who we drink with sometimes. He was over and we were out by the pool and had been drinking a little more than usual. We all end up in the pool with our underwear on. My wife is in regular underwear and a dark tank top. Me and the other guy end up skinny dipping and dare my wife to. She says she'll only go bottomless since it as night and noone could see her anyway. I start teasing her by starting to lift her out of the water when our friend wasn't looking. I would do this by going under the water and starting to press her over my head with one hand behind each leg and her legs spread. I never intended to get her out of the water. The alcohol must have affected my depth perception because at one point she starts flailing around like crazy.

Apparently, I had lifted her out of the water by about 2 feet with her legs spread completely. I didn't think our friend saw because his back was turned when I went under the water, but my wife tells me he turned around right as she came out of the water and that their eyes met and then she watched his eyes move right to her spread shaved pussy.

[ilc22]

A few weeks ago me and my girlfriend were out drinking and took the train home. She was really drunk and was resting on my shoulder and i was really horny. So i played with her tits and moved her top to the side so her nipple was hanging out. I just left if like that the whole way home and tried to take a couple pics with my phone. When we got to our stop i made sure i got up and started towards the door before her, and i noticed how full the train had got, including people standing right behind us. I heard her get up and drunkly say "my tits out". I was so hard thinking about all the people that saw her nipple when she got up.

[Penmanmo]

My ex girlfriend invited me to her dorm room for a late night after-studies make out session, but her hot room-mate wouldn't leave. My ex and her room mate, "Erica" never got along, probably because Erica flirted with me (and every other guy my ex had dated). My ex went to the bathroom to shower and told me to get rid of the room mate; however, Erica had a devious idea. She ducked in the bathroom, stole my ex's clothes and towel. Erica then locked the bathroom door that lead back into the room, and my poor naked wet ex had to sneak into the conjoined dorm next to hers, run through the hallway and back into her room. I could her girls in the hallway laughing at her as she slammed the door shut. I could have helped her, but it was more fun to watch her trying to cover her jiggle bits and scream at Erica. The ex and I broke up soon there after, and Erica and I dated for about 6 months.
While dating Erica, we had more "exposed" moments at some wild parties, but that will have to go on another thread.

[chaseandrews]

My friend told me this story a few weeks back, don't know if it's true or not but he is a pretty crazy guy so I'll take his word for it.

He threw a pretty big party a few weeks ago and everyone there was pretty toasted and gone. I guess things got out of hand pretty quickly when his ex fiance showed up. She is a pretty big b*tch and he asked her to leave a few times and she didn't. So that pissed him off. I guess he left and then came back a few minutes later with about three guys. He said they surrounded her and started to strip her. They stripped her down to just her panties and then through her outside.