Divorce Court - Page 12

bigi442000 · #**111** 10-16-2008, 10:14 PM

This marriage began to fail during the honeymoon. It was on Ste. Maarten that Mrs Ayende discovered that she enjoyed (and she now assets a civil right to) being ogled and fondled by people of all races, creeds, colors, ages, and sexes.

bigi442000 · #**112** 10-16-2008, 10:17 PM

I find the oral evidence to be persuasive....Why is everybody laughing?

bigi442000 · #**113** 10-16-2008, 11:03 PM

Mr Aronsky, who frankly looks more like a breakleg for a second rate loan shark than a librarian, managed to keep his women happy by being a sexual athlete....whatever that is.

bigi442000 · #**114** 10-17-2008, 12:05 AM

Counsel, the story of this religious abyss between your Catholic client and her husband the Protestant is rather hard to understand. Hell for a shot at that pussy, I'd turn Hindu. Alright, bring in the jury.

We can't do that.

Why not?

They're already here.

.....Oooops.

The defense would have the following objections........

bigi442000 · #**115** 10-17-2008, 12:09 AM

I'm sorry Mr Samuels, being married to a woman who came home with the stupidest tattoo in the western hemisphere is not a ground for a divorce. Unfortunately.

OPG · #**116** 10-17-2008, 04:29 AM

Great thread Big

parrothead · #**117** 10-18-2008, 08:50 AM

Outstanding thread Big..thanks!

bigi442000 · #**118** 10-18-2008, 06:57 PM

Apparently, the relationship began to fail when Mrs Yamamoto kept beating her husband at Risk. When he objected to the continuous humiliation, her response was to smirk and ask, "What's the name of the game?" This, according to Mr Yamamoto, instantly "turned Mr Hand into Mr Fist!"

bigi442000 · #**119** 10-18-2008, 07:07 PM

The beginning of the end came when a friend idly asked Mr Ruben one day if he ever wondered where his wife "kept getting those bruises."

bigi442000 · #**120** 10-18-2008, 07:12 PM

Mr Vinson states that his mail order bride was "just what the doctor ordered." The bliss began to falter when Mrs Vinson began to learn English. According to Mr Vinson, "it's been Hell on Earth ever since. In six months she hasn't shut up once."

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