Erotic Quotes You Can't Forget

[1michael]

As I awoke this morning when all sweet things are born,
a Robin perched upon my sill to hail the coming dawn.
The bird was fragile, young and gay.
So sweetly did it sing, that thoughts of joy into my mind did wing.
I chuckled at its cheery song, then came a moments lull.
I gently closed the Window and crushed its fucking Skull~

This GF amazed me with all of her naughty poems!

[Thatguyhusband]

“Yes, please”

That’s what my wife said the morning after our first mfm, and I had asked her if she wanted to do it again. It burned into my memory, the sexiness of hearing her voice that she wanted to be used by me and my best friend again.

[lebenengel]

"Last night was hard. I was so horny listening to you two fucking in the next bed, but I had to pretend to be asleep." - my ex's BFF who we shared hotel room with during our trip. We told her to not pretend to sleep next time. She didn't.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by lebenengel

"Last night was hard. I was so horny listening to you two fucking in the next bed, but I had to pretend to be asleep." - my ex's BFF who we shared hotel room with during our trip. We told her to not pretend to sleep next time. She didn't.

Ugh! My dream to be sharing a hotel room with others and then sex starts; not necessarily sharing or swapping, but just each couple has sex with their partners, or in your case the third wheel watches or masturbates.

I get so jealous when I find out that most people we know have done this, especially the people you would have never expected to do something like this!

Maybe some day, but as we get older, the changes seem less and less likely.

[raysallx]

It's only happened once in my life. My brother was sleeping in the hotel bed about 10 ft. from where I was taking my girlfriend from behind (laying on her side) in the morning. She was a screamer so I had to put my hand over her mouth. My brother didn't stir, but I'd be surprised if didn't know what was going on. Sadly, I don't see this ever happening again in my life.

Back to the topic at hand. My favorite erotic quote was a different girlfriend screaming "Fuck me you fucker!" It was the first time I had heard dirty talk, so it left quite an impression.

[lebenengel]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

Ugh! My dream to be sharing a hotel room with others and then sex starts; not necessarily sharing or swapping, but just each couple has sex with their partners, or in your case the third wheel watches or masturbates.

I get so jealous when I find out that most people we know have done this, especially the people you would have never expected to do something like this!

Maybe some day, but as we get older, the changes seem less and less likely.

The weird thing is that things like this happened out of nowhere for me. We didn't plan it to be like that at all. It was just a normal trip with the three of us. She got tired and head back to the room first without us. Then we got back, saw her in bed asleep, and we only planned to sleep too, but my ex joked around teasing and whatnot once we were in bed. One thing led to another, and we just kind of forgot that she was there. Didn't even know that we were giving a show at the time.

I agree that it gets more difficult to find a chance like this as we get older. Seems like such thing can only happen in adult resort/cruise, but it's just not the same. But you never know.

[Leviticus59]

We had a really good boyfriend for the wife for several years. Half the time he'd come over to our place, the other half she'd go over to his place. When he came to our place we'd threesome her, which she loved. We'd get her between us and foreplay her to a fever pitch and then she'd say, "One of you guys needs to fuck me." That was the boyfriend's cue to climb on. I always let him go first.

When she went to his place she always went alone. One warm summer afternoon I watched her get showered and all fixed up, short skirt, no underwear, hair nicely coiffed, and off she went. A couple of hours later she comes home looking slightly disheveled, reeking of pussy juice and cum, and flops on the couch.

"How was it?" I asked.
"Oh god." She let out a long sigh. "He fucks me so good."

[thorne_uk]

I just always remember sitting down the pub with my female friend and she was talking about how she was getting her car fixed and had done a deal with the two mechanics doing the repairs, it always sounds so cliché but she had offered to pay them in kind. It was just when she said "the mechanics want to give me a damn good seeing too as payment"

The closer the day got the more worried she got so eventually I stopped it from ever happening by paying the repair bill. The idea of her doing it was a turn on but letting it happen would have just messed her head up.

[SixPointFive]

Had a FWB situation with an old school mate for a couple of years before I met my wife.

During one boozy afternoon we ended up back at mine, I was in my boxers, she was in one of my T-shirts and we I guess were slowly building up to something

Noticing my dick tenting in my boxers she said:

“I like that thing”

I replied: “What do you like about it?”

“The size”



That was good enough for me. I knew her last and she’d see A LOT of dicks over the years so that comment was particularly satisfying

[Bob the black man]

Long time ago, in a car with a younger lady.

You're a great kisser, I need to try the rest of you.


And she did.