Worst sex you've ever had

[Hornyinde]

I’ll take a different way, you can tell me if off topic. I had posted this under a different thread years ago.

I had broken up with my long term girlfriend, right before we were going to get engaged. I was fresh out of college, 22. It was tough going, but after months, I needed to get laid bad.

I had a two bedroom apartment and held a party with friends one Friday night. There was a girl I really liked, we had been dating for a month, but we had only gone as far as kissing. I was hoping maybe this could be the night.

Then, she told me she couldn’t make my party. A bunch of other friends, male and female attended. The girl I was interested in, one of her friends attended who I didn’t know, but she was very friendly toward me.

Anyway, two of my other female friends had too much to drink so I had them stay over and had them use the other bedroom. The new girl who had been friendly to me decided to stay also. I told her she could stay in my room, and I’d sleep on the couch. How proper of me, LOL. She kept saying “you can stay in your room too”. I was a bit dense, but it finally clicked.

It wasn’t too long before she had her hand on my cock and I was fingering her pussy. She asked me to fuck her, and I didn’t need to be asked twice. Thoughts of the girl I liked were out of my mind. This girl was very vocal, screaming “FUCK ME” over and over. Thinking back, did she just like saying it, or was I not fucking her good enough?

Fast forward to morning. My other two female friends were in the kitchen getting breakfast. I acted like nothing happened. They both looked at me and told me I was a pig for fucking the other girl (I had hoped no one heard), what about them girl I liked? I was a man wh*r*, and that the girl I fucked didn’t care about me.

The girl I fucked? I was just a “notch on her lipstick case” so to speak.

The girl I liked? She found out real quick what happened and wanted nothing to do with me.

So, that one fuck cost me a girlfriend, two other friends never viewed me the same way, and I didn’t get a relationship with the girl I fucked. To be honest I don’t know how my fuck measured up against the other guys she had.

That few minutes ended up being the worst sex for what it cost me.

[ABFRH]

Worked on this girl for 2 years and finally sealed the deal. She was a teller at my bank. Beautiful face and body with clothes on; mahogany hair, part Cherokee Indian, and a gorgeous shape dressed, but pancake boobs, a p-ssy that smiled a little stanky and felt like you just stuck your c-ck in a mayonnaise jar. And to top it off, she just lay there with no emotion or game. One and done was enough for me.

[rudolfm]

Originally Posted by ABFRH

a p-ssy that smiled .

It smiled? 😁😆😅

[ABFRH]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

It smiled? 😁😆😅

I would say that I need to Preview my posts a little more closely. LMAO

[Barza.andreea]

Myself had 2 Banktellers. I must say both were exactly like u said, top dressed but deadfish sex

Originally Posted by ABFRH

Worked on this girl for 2 years and finally sealed the deal. She was a teller at my bank. Beautiful face and body with clothes on; mahogany hair, part Cherokee Indian, and a gorgeous shape dressed, but pancake boobs, a p-ssy that smiled a little stanky and felt like you just stuck your c-ck in a mayonnaise jar. And to top it off, she just lay there with no emotion or game. One and done was enough for me.

[Curiouscouple2469]

I got far too drunk at a party and was flirting with a girl I knew for years who was also drunk. She was a rather large girl, so much fun, I loved her company but I had never really considered sleeping with her before, but you know what happens when you and “Willy” get to drinkin’.

Well we end up kissing on a couch together at the end of the night she starts to get Willy out to play and is sucking me off. She suggests going to her room so off we go losing clothes along the way we get to the bedroom and I have a raging hard on she lays down and I climb on top and get a whiff of her Stanky sn*tch and ol’ Willy falls like a wounded soldier and shrivels up like a frightened worm. Game over.

The next morning she says that didn’t end the way I’ve always anticipated it would.., what happened to you last night. ( turns out she had always dreamed someday we would hook up even for one night)

I felt terrible and had to lie and say I was way too drunk and feeling guilty that I was taking advantage of her… rather than your pussy stinks like a goat girl !

[ABFRH]

Originally Posted by shaveyourpubes

Was she shaved?

No, not as I recall; I try to forget that event as much as possible. This was back in the early 80's when almost nobody, including dancers, shaved. She was very clean; it's just that her pussy was stinky, and she lay there like a dead fish.

[rudolfm]

If you're eating, don't read further.
I was eating a girls pussy, she was hairy. Her ass was also hairy. Then I saw lumps of shit sticking onto some of here ass hairs. End of story/sex.

[mysweetie61]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

If you're eating, don't read further.
I was eating a girls pussy, she was hairy. Her ass was also hairy. Then I saw lumps of shit sticking onto some of here ass hairs. End of story/sex.

Always sniff before eating

[fellatiorules]

I was on a forced blind date with a buddy. His gf cousin was in town and he needed to entertain her so he pretty much bribed me into going out with them.

This girl was super boring and plain, think Rachel Dratch. We went to dinner and then out for drinks. My buddy and his girl were all over each other. I started feeding my “date” shots. Clearly she was just going along to be friendly.

At this point I decide I’m going to push the envelope and ask her if she’d like to go outside and fuck. Thought she’d get pissed and leave, to my surprise she says ok. So out we go to my buddy’s truck. She tries kissing me then starts giving me head. So far ok, then I tell her to take off her panties, and does and gets on all fours in the back seat, I slip in her hear her moan so I pick up the pace. Then she starts to spasm on her way to vomiting all over my buddy’s van. Way too many Southern comfort shots for her.

Not a good outcome.