I love you, funny face!

[Tomkat2]

Originally Posted by Fox Mulder

Logical Captions

1. Some women think breast feeding is like gun fighting..."Draw!"
2. Do people with epilepsy masturbate?
3. This pretty much sums up this thread's sexiness.
4. Leaping straight into 100 MORE pages of "I Love You Funny Face."

That last one sure leapt out of my screen!

[Fox Mulder]

Originally Posted by lonmol

Do people with epilepsy masturbate? Yes (GiF). This girl is not faking. She really seems to have orgasm induced seizures. And while they may look hilarious, they're nothing to laugh at. She's also one of the most beautiful women you're ever going to see, which perfectly illustrates the extreme cruelty of nature...

Thanks, Lonmol for making me feel like a total piece of shit for making a joke about epilepsy. OK...how about I change that caption to read: "My girlfriend cums like a Replicant (pleasure model) that's been shot by a Blade Runner." Jeesh! If can't make fun of people with disabilities, how am I ever going to get elected to public office? By the way, that "cold day in hell" came pretty quickly didn't it? Porn addict, like the rest of us! Meanwhile, here's some more inappropriate humor.

Caption for the gif below...Drugs? "Just say NO! "

[lonmol]

Originally Posted by Fox Mulder

Thanks, Lonmol for making me feel like a total piece of shit for making a joke about epilepsy. OK...how about I change that caption to read: "My girlfriend cums like a Replicant (pleasure model) that's been shot by a Blade Runner." Jeesh! If can't make fun of people with disabilities, how am I ever going to get elected to public office? By the way, that "cold day in hell" came pretty quickly didn't it? Porn addict, like the rest of us! Meanwhile, here's some more inappropriate humor.

Caption for the gif below...Drugs? "Just say NO! "

Well, 'tis better to rule in Hell than serve in...no wait, that has nothing to do with this. You see, God is slightly dyslexic, and when it comes to who actually lives where, it seems we've always been one letter off...

[lonmol]

No, I haven't heard anything about a recall of bathing suits that dissolve in the water. Why do you ask?

[Fox Mulder]

You can sign up with Gagco or that other one, Aggressive Insurance. You know... the one with Menstrual Flo as their spokeswoman.

[lonmol]

My owner's at work, sweetheart. Whaddaya say we go back to my place and do it human style?

[lonmol]

"Okay class, we're going to do things differently today." Karen couldn't quite put her finger on it, but something was definitely off about their substitute aerobics instructor.

[lonmol]

12:00pm...2:00pm...4:00pm.

[lonmol]

The new and improved (Titty) Twister. From the folks at Milton Bradley.

[lonmol]

Listen Karen, I'm having second thoughts about this whole accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior thing. I only told you that so you'd sleep with me...