Urban Pictionary - Page 10

nimbo2 · #91 06-15-2011, 07:06 PM

"Girl Guide position: The familiar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women . . .

Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides."

**dognheat** · #92 06-16-2011, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nimbo2

"Girl Guide position: [/I]"

Fantastic! Thanks for the addition.

storrmin · #93 06-17-2011, 01:42 AM

like it

nimbo2 · #94 06-17-2011, 08:09 AM

Sperm-shy (or cum-shy): Having a dislike of getting sperm on the face or in the mouth, usually because the woman says she doesn't like the taste of sperm or is squeamish about getting it into her eyes and nose. This leads to her turning away her head or covering her face with her hands as a guy blows his load, with the intention of avoiding it altogether or diverting it into a pearl necklace.

An undesirable tendency in a woman as it spoils a blowjob and thus makes her a less desirable partner. Sperm-shyness is common in beginners, most of whom get over it with experience, and in women of all ages who are content to underperform.

Guy 1: How did it go last night with that blonde freshman? Hannah, is she called?
Guy 2: Yeah. Good looking but sperm-shy. Gave head but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. Says she doesn't like the taste. Perhaps she'll mend her ways when I've passed the word round college how useless she is!

**dognheat** · #95 06-20-2011, 12:17 AM

Beach Glass: Code used among guys to to describe an exceptionally attractive woman. A gal described as beach glass, is one that you take home to admire and treasure.

This weekend, I'm going to the beach to find some beach glass that I can enjoy all summer.

OOOoo La La! There's a nice piece of beach glass right between that brunette and red head.

My younger sister has a great eye for beach glass. She's a lesbian. I enjoy going to the beach with her.

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There are 99 photos of beach glass in the attached ZIP.

bl33dy · #96 06-23-2011, 07:23 AM

o how i love this thread:P thanks for all the time and clever effort, guys

**dognheat** · #97 06-25-2011, 12:07 PM

Photo Safari: Going on an adventure for the sole purpose of taking photos. You don't even need to travel!

Some fellas are lucky to get a few risque shots of their wives, others can convince women to take photo safaris with them.

Natascha and I took a photo safari during the first year of our relationship. We snapped 470 photos.

**I will upload this enormous archive from Natasha's photo safari with 7 ZIPS. I'll post each ZIP in it's own post with preview photos.**

In the first set: Bunny Strength!

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The first ZIP (of 7) includes 47 photos, mostly (entirely?) non-nude.

**dognheat** · #98 06-25-2011, 12:36 PM

Photo numbers 48 - 73. Very High Resolution.

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The attached ZIP, the second of seven, includes 26 photos. We start to see some goodies in these.

**dognheat** · #99 06-25-2011, 01:38 PM

Every photo safari should include some sex photos.

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There are 91 pictures of the hardcore expedition in this photo safari.

**dognheat** · #**100** 06-25-2011, 02:11 PM

You can get real dirty on a photo safari, so make sure you have places to bathe and clean up. This bubble bath looks inviting. A quick look at the itinerary shows that there's a party with friends later.

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There are 99 photos in the attached zip (pictures 165-263). More to come.

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