Worst sex you've ever had

[GRITS]

Every girl as a young man, who had sex thinking they were doing me a favor...in their efforts to bag a man for marriage/paycheck.

It was soooo insulting to me......so i fucked them hard and dumped them... don't need patronizing sex....

[mythryl1969]

Yeah, I've had some 'bad sex' over the years. But what I've learned is...we all learn what we are 'supposed to do' basically by doing it. Thing is, different people like different things, and that first time we're all in the dark about what our new partner will like and what they might hate. I remember the first time I had sex with the woman who would later become my first wife, when we first kissed I went in for a slow and steamy kiss and she went for an absolutely aggressive 'stick her tongue down my throat' approach. Turns out I was only the second person she had ever been with and the first guy kissed just like that. Turned out she liked the way I kissed better, but she didn't know that until I kissed her; and from then on, that's how she kissed too.

I just have to think...lots of these 'bad sex' stories probably have something like that as the underlying reason.

[Windsorm]

I once had sex with a woman who in the middle of a long snog bit my tongue. I recoiled and it must have been obvious I didn’t like it. She did it again later.

This was the only negative to an otherwise great experience. She was a stunningly beautiful woman of Persian extraction.

[SixPointFive]

Worst I ever had was with my best friend growing up. She and I had been friends since junior school, by the time we were late teens we’d had the occasional drunken kiss and famously she jerked me off one New Year’s Eve (I say famously because she did it in a room full of people we thought were all asleep but one friend was awake and watching…)


Anyway, by the time we were mid twenties and working we still maintained our friendship and one drunken summer’s afternoon we ended up at my place , making out and generally being naughty. As with previous occasions I was playing with her tits and she was jerking me off. I stopped her and told her I wanted something else.

I stripper her down, found a condom and slipped inside her. Unfortunately, the build up of the previous 20 mins being jerked off meant I came as soon as I was inside her. I tried to disguise it, but almost immediately went soft. All I could do was apologise and offer to help her out another way, which she declined and we ended up just sleeping.

We never did anything else together like that, so if she remembers it at all she will have the abiding memory that I’m rubbish in bed (I’m fairly certain I’m not)

[Curiouscouple2469]

[QUOTE=SixPointFive;
I stripper her down, found a condom and slipped inside her. Unfortunately, the build up of the previous 20 mins being jerked off meant I came as soon as I was inside her. I tried to disguise it, but almost immediately went soft. All I could do was apologise and offer to help her out another way, which she declined and we ended up just sleeping.

We never did anything else together like that, so if she remembers it at all she will have the abiding memory that I’m rubbish in bed (I’m fairly certain I’m not)[/QUOTE]

I had a similar situation however I had always dreamed of initiating a sexual encounter with her as teens but never dared because we were such close “friends” for many years she was still a virgin, pastors daughter, family friend etc.

Like you when it finally happened we had been teasing and playing around for so long that night and we finally stepped over that invisible line and took it up a level.
Looking me in the eye she told me she wanted me to be her first….THEN, I blew my load in about 3 minutes…, in my head I was thinking you can’t be serious this is all I ever wanted and 3 minutes was all I lasted…!

We immediately returned to “friend status” and she said it was nice we shared that moment together… bla bla bla.. I was humiliated. Emphasis being on “a MOMENT!”

Decades later we actually met and one thing leads to another and we finally got to really enjoy some crazy fun exciting exhausting sex together.

When I mentioned the first time taking her verginity was so embarrassingly bad she remarked “that it was always the benchmark sex she was never able to find again with a partner and always wished we had taken it further than friends back then…” WHAT?!
I spent decades wishing for a do-over.

So when that opportunity came back around we did it multiple times a day for 7 years… haha 😛

[rudolfm]

I assume, for most men the worst sex they ever had was the last time they managed to convince their wife to have sex.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

I assume, for most men the worst sex they ever had was the last time they managed to convince their wife to have sex.

Ooof, that is a very heavy and loaded statement, but I understand what you are saying 100%. Thankfully, my wife is the opposite and she still wants sex twice a day after 20+ years, but I know people in the situation you described (as well as the reverse).

[FawazAli]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

I assume, for most men the worst sex they ever had was the last time they managed to convince their wife to have sex.

Well these days thats the story of my life. Three years back, somehow my wife got the idea that I dont deserve her and have done nothing for her. Although I have provided her with all the luxuries of life. Anyway so three years back she decided to punish me by denying me sex and not even a kiss was allowed. Even on birthdays and anniversaries all I get is a sisterly side hug. Our last sex session prior to this was the worst experiance of my life. Neither of us had any desire to do it and she just laid down like a log. In less than two minutes it was all over.
What made is really worst was the fact that she still is the most beautiful and desirable woman I have ever seen and her sexual performance can put the best pornstar to shame. And all I got was a pathetic and pitiful session

[SixPointFive]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

I assume, for most men the worst sex they ever had was the last time they managed to convince their wife to have sex.

Not for me. We don't do it very often, maybe 4 or 5 times a year these days, but it's still always fantastic

[driftwood3791]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

I assume, for most men the worst sex they ever had was the last time they managed to convince their wife to have sex.

Well said, rudolfm. If I had the courage, I'd have that tattooed on my person!

In 33 years of marriage, my wife has "rocked my world" only once. The other sporadic occasions resembled something akin to necrophaelic coitus. Whilst other husbands might tend to bask in the afterglow of sex in the loving arms of their wives, I've wandered off to a toilet to weep post-coitus more times than I care to admit.