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To-day is the day after the Mall Christmas party last night.
Event organizer: Santa, why aren't you ready to go to the Christmas display? Santa: I feel terrible. I had too much to drink at the party last night. Event organizer: We can't keep all the kids and their parents waiting. I'll send in two Elves to sober you up. |
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Santa did make it to the Christmas display and proved once again that he is a babe magnet. December 6th is just the first night. Can he make it to December 24th? Time will tell. Stay tuned.
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Just when I thought that I was done with interviews, a couple more applicants showed up.
Applicant: I'm interested in the security job. Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview. Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc. Applicant: No problem but I have to keep my face covered. |
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Just when I thought that I was done with interviews, a couple more applicants showed up.
Applicant: I'm interested in the security job. Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview. Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc. Applicant: No problem. |
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Ring, ring
Me: Santa here. Security: You said you saw a woman steal presents under the tree. We rounded up 6 suspects. They have already been stripped and searched for weapons and are being held in the gym. Can you come and take a look? Me: It's hard to tell. I only saw the thief very briefly. I can't be sure. Let them all go. It's Christmas and they can keep the presents. |
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Just when I thought I was done with interviews, a couple more applicants showed up.
Applicant: I'm interested in the Elf job. Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview. Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc. Applicant: No problem. |
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Just when I thought I was done with interviews, another applicant showed up.
Applicant: I'm interested in the security job. Me: We actually closed the application process yesterday. But since you're here let's proceed with the interview. Me: Ok, interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for bruises, cuts, tattoos, piecings, etc. Applicant: No problem but I have to keep my face covered. ![]() |
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Santa's display area to greet his visitors is quite elaborate.
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A quick short walk in the mall before heading to the Santa Display to greet my visitors.
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