I love you, funny face!

[wwwddd]

And my cock wants to bust a nut all over your beans!!

[tsverinbana]

funny faces everywhere

[Fox Mulder]

1."Help us, Brad Pitt!" Looks like the zombies have caught up to those folks from back in post #472. (See post #472)
2. Speaking of members of the walking dead...
3. Another mayor's daughter delivered to her doorstep by the members of Delta House. (What? You haven't seen "Animal House?")
4. "Ugh! Am I really THIS horny?"
5. "Oh yipee! The orgy has begun! I wanna be fucked too! Fuck me, OK? Yeah!" (Group sex is best when the participants are enthusiastic.)
6.Darwin was right. Here's positive proof that men and monkeys are related.

THE ACME DILDO COMPANY HAS SOME NEW PRODUCTS...
7. Those delicious new marzipan dildos are all the rage with foodies.
8. The new smart torpedo dildo has happily found it's mark.
9. The new invisible dildo was great for airport check ins, but not so good if you forget which bag you put it in.

10. "OK! OK!!! If you twist my arm...I'll show you one of my breasts!"

[wildfire54]

The stuff that dreams are made of.

1.Wendy surprised everyone by showing up in her actual 'birthday suit.'

2.I don't really do drugs.I mean the first time I snorted Coke I almost drowned.'

3.It was at moments like this that Al remembered why he went into sports photography.

4. Not many people went to the the All Female Touch Football League.Until the players kicked it up a notch.

[Fox Mulder]

1. "My picture in the I Love You Funny Face thread? I'm not worthy! I'm not wooorthy!"
2. "Put your hand in the hand of the man from Galileeeee!" (Extra points if you remember this 70's hit song.)
3. Amish hooker.
4. When The Rapture comes, the hottest babes will ascend into Heaven. (We can look up their dresses as they go)
5. Amanda Moses makes her plea to God to part the sea. She's late for a hair appointment.
6. "Our church is testing these new pews...you can pray and take it doggy style at the same time." (The Church of Nymphomania)
7. To avoid a Jihad against this thread, this is all I'll say about Middle Eastern religions.
8. Joining a cult didn't work out so well for Becky.
9. Practicing Lesbyterians.
10. God's way of telling you to stop clogging the tub with hair.

[Fox Mulder]

1. When this picture went viral she thought she might get a dishonorable discharge, but all she got was a vaginal discharge.
2. In case the terminally lonely visit the beach...lifeguards are being trained to give emergency cunnilingus.
3. Daniel Day Lewis coined the "I drank your milkshake" line after hanging out with these girls. Thirty days later, when they talked him into a tampon run, he came up with his movie's title: "There Will Be Blood."
4. Obviously she is a Yankie fan.
5. The Starship Enterprise's new bathroom attendant android was a big hit with Captain Kirk.
6. The new virtual reality TVs are a must for every lonely bachelor.
7. Another great multi-tasker: Giving handjobs to her new boyfriend and the ghost of her ex husband at the same time.
8. The poor cabana boy just couldn't keep these cougars in line.
9. "I ...love... you, Blue." (It's not nice to laugh at lonely people.)
10. This Democratic voter has always swung to her left.

[Fox Mulder]

Normally Kathy is an eloquent speaker, making thousands of dollars a night on the lecture circuit. But at the moment all she can say is:

"Mmnnnthprffth!"

[Fox Mulder]

1. Pedro and Juan were concentrating on the waves. They had no idea they were being stalked by a Beach Cougar...
2. New super heroes for the Marvel Universe: Party Chick and her sidekick, Goldeneye. Her superpower is being able to drink any and all criminals under the table...where Goldeneye rips their balls off.
3. The apartment was way too big. The paint was peeling. It was old and needed too many repairs...but damn, the real estate agent was the best saleslady I've ever encountered.
4. In West Virginia, actual naked virgins have been hired to test the stability of coal mine shafts. It hasn't prevented accidents, but morale amongst the coal miners is at an all time high.
5. God finds ANOTHER sink clogger. ( Go back a couple of posts)
6. Let's face it. Men are pigs. Ladies, be careful out there.
7. "WHOOOO! Being rock stars is fuckin' awesome, dudes!" ( Money for nuthin. Chicks for free)

[Fox Mulder]

1. "Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to ME?" (Claire just got a job as a taxi driver.)
2. "Say Joe...do you see that little hole in the ceiling? Doesn't that shiny bit in the hole look a little like a camera lense?"
3. TOY STORY The adult version. (Tom Hanks voices the character of Bung Hole Brontosaur.)
4. Putting a spy camera on my cat's collar was a stroke of genius!
5. "I'm going to get a good job and we'll move into a better apartment...then we can get married." (The heart wants what it wants)
6. "London Bridge is falling down (grunt!) falling down ( thrust!) falling down (moan) London Bridge is falling down, oh God I'm cumming."
7. I don't blame him. I want to lick her too.
8. "Oops! Sorry! I didn't mean to make you do that!" (If you didn't want the mast to fall, you shouldn't have launched the torpedos.)
9. Javier was enjoying his first taste of Coke. If he would only look under the table he could enjoy another nice taste.
10. Renee always aspired to one day become a Playboy Bunny, but when on acid, she took things far too literally.

[wildfire54]

More unusual happenings.

1.That awkward moment when you realize you just sent a risque picture to the pastor of your church.

2.Mike was very reluctant to have his wife 'prancing around on stage' like some cheap woman.But he had to admit the results helped to alleviate his misgivings.

3.Bill knew his new wife had had had reputation of being easy.But he sure didn't expect her to 'tip' their waiter like this on their honeymoon.

4.When he finally talked his new gf into giving him a blowjob in the woods. Jerry wasn't pleased with the results.