[Exhibitionist] Showing off your willy

[winston optic beer]

Once, a woman who was a neighbour and I were the last two still going strong late on after a party. We were both about fifty at the time, far too old to be playing "I'll show you mine." Both being married with children, we should have had more sense.

As we sat chatting, I mentioned to her that a drunk woman had tried to pull my pants down earlier. As an after thought, I asked if she'd like me to drop them for her. She looked shocked and said, "certainly not."

It was just banter really, but I didn't let it go. A couple of minutes later, I said, "Are you sure you don't want me to drop my pants." This time, she thought about it for a little while, before saying "Oh! Go on, then."

So I stood up in front of her and we briefly looked each other in the eye. Then her gaze fell to my crutch in anticipation. My hands were shaking and I had a nervousness in the pit of my stomach. She continued staring as I slowly unbuttoned my jeans and let them down all the way.

I watched her face throughout. When she saw my cock and balls, her eyes nearly popped. It was an amazing feeling knowing that she was enjoying it. The adrenaline buzz was better than I can ever remember experiencing.

I now understood how my wife must have felt when a builder saw her naked. No wonder she did it again with other men.

I never took it any further with the woman. When I finally got to bed, I woke my wife and fucked her. I wish I'd had the courage to tell her what I'd done.

[lebenengel]

Back when I was in my early 20s, I became online friends with this girl, Yvonne. After a few months chatting online, we decided to actually meet up for a night out. By the time we left, the sun was just up and we were walking nearby this river just the two of us and I said that I needed to find a toilet because I needed to take a piss. She said just go on the riverbank since nobody was around. I thought why not and I just walked there, turned my back on her, and unzipped my pants. Before I could take the piss, she asked if I was going to pull my pants all the way down. I was like sure if that's what she wanted, so I pulled my pants down and took the piss in peace. Until she suddenly showed up beside me and just stood there watching. I asked her what she was doing and she calmly said "Just looking". That was enough to got the young me hard and she giggled when that happened. Never thought first time meeting would end up with her seeing my cock.

Nothing ever really happened between us other than just being good friends for a few years, but I got to show off my cock once again after that and I got to see her naked in return. We went to her friend's place and we didn't know the friend had a pool. She offered to lend Yvonne her bikini but Yvonne couldn't be bothered so she just stripped down to her bra and g-string. I stripped down to my undies and spent the whole afternoon with visible boner (I don't know why, but I always thought bra and panties instead of bikini at the pool is just so much hotter!). At one point, her friend just went point blank and said something like "Dude, you've been having a boner all this time" and I told her I couldn't not have a boner when with two hot girls like them. Yvonne told me to take my undies off to give my cock a breather so I thought why not and I took it off. I stayed naked after that, and there were definitely a lot of staring both ways between the girls and I.

Once we were done, Yvonne didn't want to wear damp bra and panties so she stripped naked which made her friend yelled out "Yvonne!" but she just calmly said that I've been rocking a boner and no harm in letting me see her naked for a while. Her friend just laughed and said fair enough but she wouldn't be joining in getting naked. I booed her but couldn't change her mind. We all got dressed and went home after that. I, of course, jerked off as soon as I got home.

We lost contact a few months after she moved to Peru with her family. I wonder what she's like now.

[OzHarley]

My runaway has a quirky like.

First time after we left a pub. The old stop to pee down a lane. She stood next to me, reached around and held the old fella. Scared the shit out of me at first.
Not sexual, no wanking, just holding and pointing it, while I unload a bladder. Funny things, she always says.
Doesn't do it inside, just outside where she can direct the spray...

Haven't heard of any other women that like doing that (well not my ex at least).

Just a fun quirk!

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by Tumbler2002

A few years ago just before Covid hit, I was working abroad from my original UK and rather naughtily but starved of attention joined a swiping dating app. I met up with a girl from a neighboring country would would come with a few friends to party for the weekend then return home to where partying (booze) was illegal. I ended up fucking the girl one night but while we were naked her friend returned to the apartment and stood and had a conversation with the two of us while we carried on kissing and touching. She asked for my friends number and this involved me getting up and walking across the room to grab my phone. I made sure to wiggle as I walked to shake my cock. She took his number and we proceeded to do the deed for a while that night and a nice morning wake up call too.

When her friend joined us for a chat the next morning and piece together the drunken night before, she informed us after she got back she ‘strummed one out and squirted listening to us fucking’ this literally make my cock twitch but I played it cool. I needed to leave to get back to my apartment but during the conversation her friend, and I won’t forget this said ‘show me ur dick’ so got up stood for a few seconds before dressing and leaving. All of us stayed have stayed in touch and have had a few messages over the years

Having them want to see it and to request a good look is the best.
Also wiggling as you walk is genius!

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by winston optic beer

Once, a woman who was a neighbour and I were the last two still going strong late on after a party. We were both about fifty at the time, far too old to be playing "I'll show you mine." Both being married with children, we should have had more sense.

As we sat chatting, I mentioned to her that a drunk woman had tried to pull my pants down earlier. As an after thought, I asked if she'd like me to drop them for her. She looked shocked and said, "certainly not."

It was just banter really, but I didn't let it go. A couple of minutes later, I said, "Are you sure you don't want me to drop my pants." This time, she thought about it for a little while, before saying "Oh! Go on, then."

So I stood up in front of her and we briefly looked each other in the eye. Then her gaze fell to my crutch in anticipation. My hands were shaking and I had a nervousness in the pit of my stomach. She continued staring as I slowly unbuttoned my jeans and let them down all the way.

I watched her face throughout. When she saw my cock and balls, her eyes nearly popped. It was an amazing feeling knowing that she was enjoying it. The adrenaline buzz was better than I can ever remember experiencing.

I now understood how my wife must have felt when a builder saw her naked. No wonder she did it again with other men.

I never took it any further with the woman. When I finally got to bed, I woke my wife and fucked her. I wish I'd had the courage to tell her what I'd done.

Definitely best that you didn’t tell the wife or there had’ve been no pussy! That woman said “certainly not” as a reflex, she’s not supposed to want to. She obviously regretted it in the seconds after and didn’t think she’d get the chance without backing down. Excellent work.

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by lebenengel

Back when I was in my early 20s, I became online friends with this girl, Yvonne. After a few months chatting online, we decided to actually meet up for a night out. By the time we left, the sun was just up and we were walking nearby this river just the two of us and I said that I needed to find a toilet because I needed to take a piss. She said just go on the riverbank since nobody was around. I thought why not and I just walked there, turned my back on her, and unzipped my pants. Before I could take the piss, she asked if I was going to pull my pants all the way down. I was like sure if that's what she wanted, so I pulled my pants down and took the piss in peace. Until she suddenly showed up beside me and just stood there watching. I asked her what she was doing and she calmly said "Just looking". That was enough to got the young me hard and she giggled when that happened. Never thought first time meeting would end up with her seeing my cock.

Nothing ever really happened between us other than just being good friends for a few years, but I got to show off my cock once again after that and I got to see her naked in return. We went to her friend's place and we didn't know the friend had a pool. She offered to lend Yvonne her bikini but Yvonne couldn't be bothered so she just stripped down to her bra and g-string. I stripped down to my undies and spent the whole afternoon with visible boner (I don't know why, but I always thought bra and panties instead of bikini at the pool is just so much hotter!). At one point, her friend just went point blank and said something like "Dude, you've been having a boner all this time" and I told her I couldn't not have a boner when with two hot girls like them. Yvonne told me to take my undies off to give my cock a breather so I thought why not and I took it off. I stayed naked after that, and there were definitely a lot of staring both ways between the girls and I.

Once we were done, Yvonne didn't want to wear damp bra and panties so she stripped naked which made her friend yelled out "Yvonne!" but she just calmly said that I've been rocking a boner and no harm in letting me see her naked for a while. Her friend just laughed and said fair enough but she wouldn't be joining in getting naked. I booed her but couldn't change her mind. We all got dressed and went home after that. I, of course, jerked off as soon as I got home.

We lost contact a few months after she moved to Peru with her family. I wonder what she's like now.

I hope she forgot to pack any bikinis when they moved

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by OzHarley

My runaway has a quirky like.

First time after we left a pub. The old stop to pee down a lane. She stood next to me, reached around and held the old fella. Scared the shit out of me at first.
Not sexual, no wanking, just holding and pointing it, while I unload a bladder. Funny things, she always says.
Doesn't do it inside, just outside where she can direct the spray...

Haven't heard of any other women that like doing that (well not my ex at least).

Just a fun quirk!

I saw a cool pic of a woman doing this but with her mouth, pointing him towards the toilet!

[veryaware2003]

I met my wife when she was in grad school and had a lot of friends who were in the same program. After a summer semester was over a few dozen grad students rented some cabins for a weekend.

Each cabin had four bunk beds, sink, and a table, but no shower or toilet. The last night we were there, the booze started flowing early, around 4pm, which caused other fluids to flow. The nearest community toilet was a good 200 yards/meters away from the area the bonfire and party was happening. So, modesty became less of a priority when considering a 400 yard/meter round trip to use a proper toilet.

The guys were the first to walk behind the nearest cabin to piss. The ladies quickly followed suit, but chose a different cabin. When the sun went down, they realized the secondcabin had hardlyany light behi d it. They didn'tseem to mind at first, but that quickly changed when a frog jumped as a lady was squatting down to pee. She came running out from behind the cabin, as she was still pulling her pants up.

We all ended up peeing behind the nearest cabin that was well lit and modesty was less of a concern as the booze continued to flow and inhibitions fell.

Later in the evening I walked behind the cabin to relieve myself and was in mid-stream when another lady came around the corner on the opposite side of the cabin. She stopped about six feet from me, staring at my dick as she squatted down to pee. Her gaze never left my dick, until I gave it a shake before tucking it back into my pants. She was still peeing, when she looked up at me, smiled, and asked if all guys shake their dicks. I told her I assume most do, but hadn't really thought about it. She finished, had a small bit of paper towel in her hand which she used to wipe, the stood up as she pulled up her shorts. We walked back to the campfire together, nonchalantly continuing our conversation.

My wife asked me if the other girl was already back there when I walked back to pee. I told her what had happened and how she surprised me by coming from the other direction, and she laughed. She said a few of the women were trying to wait until there wasn't any guys back there, before going to pee and telling the other guys to wait until they were done. They were watching for me to return so they could go without a man present. After a while, nobody seemed to care and everyone was just going behind trees or bushes, wherever they felt comfortable and could see what was around them.

My wife also got a few good looks at a few of the other men that night. I probably pissed three or four more times in front of two other women. I was drunk enough to give my dick a few more shakes than were probably necessary!

[stunkmcdump]

Originally Posted by veryaware2003

I met my wife when she was in grad school and had a lot of friends who were in the same program. After a summer semester was over a few dozen grad students rented some cabins for a weekend.

Each cabin had four bunk beds, sink, and a table, but no shower or toilet. The last night we were there, the booze started flowing early, around 4pm, which caused other fluids to flow. The nearest community toilet was a good 200 yards/meters away from the area the bonfire and party was happening. So, modesty became less of a priority when considering a 400 yard/meter round trip to use a proper toilet.

The guys were the first to walk behind the nearest cabin to piss. The ladies quickly followed suit, but chose a different cabin. When the sun went down, they realized the secondcabin had hardlyany light behi d it. They didn'tseem to mind at first, but that quickly changed when a frog jumped as a lady was squatting down to pee. She came running out from behind the cabin, as she was still pulling her pants up.

We all ended up peeing behind the nearest cabin that was well lit and modesty was less of a concern as the booze continued to flow and inhibitions fell.

Later in the evening I walked behind the cabin to relieve myself and was in mid-stream when another lady came around the corner on the opposite side of the cabin. She stopped about six feet from me, staring at my dick as she squatted down to pee. Her gaze never left my dick, until I gave it a shake before tucking it back into my pants. She was still peeing, when she looked up at me, smiled, and asked if all guys shake their dicks. I told her I assume most do, but hadn't really thought about it. She finished, had a small bit of paper towel in her hand which she used to wipe, the stood up as she pulled up her shorts. We walked back to the campfire together, nonchalantly continuing our conversation.

My wife asked me if the other girl was already back there when I walked back to pee. I told her what had happened and how she surprised me by coming from the other direction, and she laughed. She said a few of the women were trying to wait until there wasn't any guys back there, before going to pee and telling the other guys to wait until they were done. They were watching for me to return so they could go without a man present. After a while, nobody seemed to care and everyone was just going behind trees or bushes, wherever they felt comfortable and could see what was around them.

My wife also got a few good looks at a few of the other men that night. I probably pissed three or four more times in front of two other women. I was drunk enough to give my dick a few more shakes than were probably necessary!

That girl must have thanked the gods that she’s expected to squat as it gave her the opportunity to get a face level view of it

[LaPiedra2025]

Been lurking and enjoying reading here but this thread inspired me to share.

My wife’s best friend lives out of state and visits once a year. When we were maybe 20 or so she was in town and we were too young to go to bars still so we drank at my apartment. Not sure why the conversation went this route but my wife mentioned a small birthmark I have on my dick. Then surprised me when she said “show her”. Before she could change her mind I stood and unzipped my jeans. Then stopped and my wife (then girlfriend) asked why. I said I don’t want to just whip it out in a flaccid state and have her think I’m small. So my wife reached into my boxers and stroked me until I was about 75% hard. Then she grabbed the waist of my boxers and yanked them down. Her hand went to my cock and held it to the side while she pointed out the birthmark. It’s really small so her friend had to lean in to see. She was maybe two feet away and at that point my cock was full mast. Her eyes were glued to it for a solid 20-30 seconds before my wife pulled my boxers over it. Not easy to do when I’m standing at full attention.