The Great Bride Thread - Page 60

xfver · #**591** 01-12-2010, 09:03 AM

Asian bride

osreb · #**592** 01-12-2010, 08:15 PM

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make,I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love..

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods. To find out what the par is for this damn hole."

osreb · #**593** 01-14-2010, 08:24 AM

dressed and not

osreb · #**594** 01-14-2010, 05:35 PM

and I'll keep on postin 'em

oldbuckeye · #**595** 01-15-2010, 02:45 PM

smiling at both ends

canepar · #**596** 01-17-2010, 08:11 AM

Was Jen aware when her bra pics were taken?

osreb · #**597** 01-17-2010, 11:57 AM

Some of her pics may be repost; but I don't recall pics of her in full wedding gown

osreb · #**598** 01-18-2010, 07:16 PM

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their asses!

*The results were pretty interesting:

1. 85% of women think their ass is too big..
2. 10% of women think their ass is too little...
3. The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's
a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

Rosenkavalier · #**599** 01-18-2010, 08:49 PM

I wanted to post a big thank you to the folks who have turned this into such an epic thread - most of all, osreb. I love the "wedding day preparation" pictures - brides getting ready in lingerie, getting into dresses. I think it's partly because it's on such a unique day that we "shouldn't" be seeing these women like this -- but also because on this day, many of these brides are for a few moments at their most vulnerable and completely in the hands of family & friends.

A good portion, if not the majority, of wedding dresses are designed so that the bride needs help to get into it -- and if the dress is designed not to be worn with a bra, she's completely at the mercy of the women (and occasional man) in the room at that key moment. That's what is so amazing to me - that there are a number of photos out there from this moment, covered and exposed, being shared with anyone who wants to see.

I've copied some of my favorites below (all from this thread) to illustrate the point - hopefully if you see anything more like this in your travels, you'll bring it back here.

osreb · #**600** 01-19-2010, 08:52 PM

glad u liked the bride pics Rosenkavalier.

There is more to come.

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