REQUEST of an Avatar

[Revilo]

I was going to put this in the ladies of forum, but it won't let me! I've contributed a lot to this site imho, but I've never had an avatar.

What I'd really like is:
1) suggestions of what would make a great avatar (like - the best!)
or
2) an avatar a fan of my posts (preferably a female fan ) has made for me

My other half would perform an impromptu sex change on me if she even knew I looked at this forum, so one of her is out!