What are your silly and unrealistic fantasies?

[Alex6655321]

I am not entirely sure this is or was silly or unrealistic. I have written before about playing naked with a lover on remote trails, rivers and creeks and waterfalls. She loved being naked in nature and was fearless. We would leave everything but sandals and hike and explore remote waterways for*hours, sometimes from early morning til well after dark. She did not mind meeting people naked. Indeed, tho she found it difficult to discuss or admit to, it was clear she was an avid exhibitionist. Often when we were navigating around clothed hikers or boaters, she would suggest a reason to expose ourselves, to ask directions or the time or because she thought we could provide assistance to people who were struggling. Being out naked kept her in a state of constant arousal and we often ravaged each other in every way imaginable off and on throughout the day. Sometimes she would lean in and whisper that we had company and I would catch a glimpse of boaters coming ashore or hikers melting into the woods. If she was astride, she would rise up and lean backward to expose me sliding in and grind me harder and sometimes come with intense contractions with her eyes half closed and searching for her audience. If we were in the water and there were folk about and we had to make a landing or she just wanted to, she would swim in and rise from the water and stand with her pelvis forward and lean back a little and tilt her head back with her eyes closed and run both hands thru her hair to squeeze out the water. She was magnificent as the water streamed down her body and between her thighs and a torrent would flow from the taper of her bush and run down her inner thigh and I could not help but notice a fleshy bud peeking out through her auburn foliage. That was a sure sign that she was thoroughly aroused and having a fine time.*

But all that is background. One day we were swimming the upper part of a white water river. We seldom visited this section as there were occasionally children where*the water volume and*currents were less but It was early fall and still quite warm. School was in session and vacations over. It was a weekday and we had the place to ourselves so had seen hardly anyone over about 6 hours. It was late afternoon and we climbed out of the river onto a flat rock for a break. We were starting to think about leaving the water and hiking a trail that ran beside the river back up to where we had left our things after parking that morning. As we stood up on the rock, we heard whistles and cheers and when we looked down the river about 100 yards, there was a large group of 30 or 40 people, men and women. They were sitting on a series of ledges that ran across the river and seemed to be having a fine time. There were beverages*being passed about and people were jumping in and out of the water. They were all wearing bathing suits and waving and shouting at us to*join them. We were physically spent and needed to catch our breath, so we waved at them and sat down to discuss our next move. Katherine said we should go on down but that she needed to rest and warm in the sun for a few minutes. So we waved at them again eliciting another round of whistles and cheers and then we lay out on the rock to warm. It was not unusual if we were cold and tired, for us to doze for 15 or 20 minutes in the warmth of the sun and so we did. When we woke, our party's rafts were disappearing around the bend and we had missed an opportunity to make new friends and, perhaps snag a beer. Katherine said wistfully that she could really use a beer.*

Since then we have had regrets and fantasies about how the encounter would have unfolded. In meeting people, we had found that if they were comfortable enough to hang*out with*us and interact, they were often curious. They would ask if we were not embarrassed* or ashamed or scared to be caught out naked. We would explain that the difference in our nudity and their near nudity was not that large. That observation occasionally inspired some to try on some social nudity for themselves. Anyway, since the gathering had been inviting and enthusiastic that we join them, we have imagined their inquiries and our response. Our regret at missing this opportunity allowed Katherine to begin to discuss her inclinations. I asked*if missing out on a cold beer was her only regret and started suggesting scenarios. It was not long til*she was spinning her own to supplement and complement mine. Our fantasies have us having the usual discussion and then we would explain that not only were we not embarrassed, but that we actually enjoyed it. Katherine would face our hosts and I would draw their attention to her button in the bush and explain the significance while carefully parting her*fur and gently*stroking. I would explain that the main thing was that we enjoyed being naked in nature whether we had an audience or not, but that Katherine got an added thrill from exhibiting herself. My fetish was Katherine's arousal and pleasure. Nothing aroused me more than her arousal and the physical manifestations and her lust. At that point I might gently pull my finger across the opening of her vagina and draw out a silvery mucoid string. If she were standing, I might not need to as she had been known to spontaneously drip under the gaze of strangers. From there we have spun many fantasies. Of me fingering her to climax for her fans or tonguing her. Of a rousing copulation. Of masturbation and fellatio and cunnilingus. They have even included the possibility of extended participations.*

In the event, an orgy happened. When we saw our incipient friends had left, we took stock of the remains of the day and ourselves. Taking stock of ourselves and ginning up fantasies was a fine*place to start*and ended in joy. An audience was not necessary and that is not fantasy.*

[mallynb]

I have had conversation with my BIL when drunk, both of us. We expressed that we would both love to see our SILs completely nude.

The fantasy is we go on the couples vacation we have talked about a few times. We find a Verbo or like home with a private pool in Florida or other southern state.

We all get drinking and having fun, both myself and BIL joke around about both of them swimming nude for us.

My BIL and I both let our wives know what we want straight up. The wives agree and strip off their bathing suits in front of us guys with out hesitation.

They both ask if we are happy now while both of us guys are sitting there with massive hard ons.

The wives are enjoying the moment of bing nude in front of us and verify we are enjoying the view. The ultimate giving the girls could offer being nude showing us their open pussy to both of us.

I would truly enjoy my wife sharing her pussy view with my BIL and me enjoying my SIL and her pussy.

[Shihoin]

Originally Posted by Alex6655321

I am not entirely sure this is or was silly or unrealistic.

I have a similar story. It didn't start out as unrealistic. But it turned out to be.

A few years back, my wife and her friends went on a girls' trip. My wife was already a nudist at that time; and "came out" to her two friends. One of them (we'll just call her "Eve") shared that she had been to nude beaches; and with that shared experience, the two women started hanging out naked before/after going out. This was corroborated to me by the third friend, who was too shy to be naked herself; and shared that she was "the only one not walking around completely naked" during their trip. I thought that was sexy AF.

It was "Eve" (who by the way had a great body - and I got to see her in see-through underwear one time) that subsequently suggested we all go to the resort together with her BF (who was very hesitant about the whole idea). Eve had no hesitations about me seeing her naked and vice-versa. The BF was the only challenging part.
One evening after a few drinks I asked my wife how she "envisioned" this trip; and dealing Eve's BF seeing her naked. My wife had clearly been thinking about it and talking about it with Eve because she gave me a straight answer.
We'd arrive at the resort together. As soon as we pulled in the parking lot Eve would distract her BF; and my wife would swiftly drop her onesie so that she would be completely naked right in front of the BF when he turned around. Eve would then take advantage of that moment of distraction to get naked too. The two naked women would then very deliberately coax the BF into getting naked too as I undressed. The idea was that at that point he would be unable to chicken out. The two women had clearly planned this out. I was totally looking forward to seeing Eve naked; and her shaven pussy up close. And the idea of her BF seeing my wife standing completely naked in front of him: I couldn't wait to see that happen.

But it never happened. The BF completely wimped out. We're good friends; but I'll never forgive him from robbing me of that experience.
So I guess it was ultimately unrealistic.

[nextsoft2000]

My completely unrealistic fantasy is that I’ve been hired by the government health agency to assist in research around a clinical study involving women’s bodies and norms/averages. The purpose of the study is to amass a trove of data pertaining to intimate parts of their anatomy—the circumference of their areola, the symmetry of their breasts, the thickness of their labia, length of their clitoral hood, etc etc. The goal is to determine what is average or “normal” across age sets in women. (Why do they need this info? Who cares, this is my silly fantasy.)

As an employee of the agency tasked with carrying out this study, my job is to identify and inspect at least 10 women each day across all ages, and to take intricate measurements of these parts of their bodies. The government has passed a law mandating compliance from any woman who is approached by a government official like me. So, my job is to go out in public, identify any woman I choose, and demand that we go some place private where she can undress and I can thoroughly inspect her. For science, of course.

Completely ridiculous and unrealistic, but I’ve sustained that fantasy for years.