Naked pranks, accidental nudity and other funny naked/sexy stories

[luvs2spin78]

Originally Posted by boardwalk1900

Going back nearly 20 years to when I was in my first year of university, I lived in student accommodation on campus with five others - 1 other guy and 3 girls. It was a real mix of personalities but we all got on fairly well.

One of the girls (I’ll give her the name Jenny) was really sweet and easy to talk to, but she was quite different from the rest of us, in that she took her studies very seriously, didn’t drink much and always seemed kind of quiet/reserved. She was actually quite attractive in a geeky sort of way - slim with ginger hair and glasses. I learned from talking to her that she’d never had a boyfriend and I noticed she always tended to wear fairly plain, un-revealing outfits. She hung out with a small group of similar girls from her course and was a member of the charity / volunteering society.

Although we were quite different, we got on well and we had long chats whenever we were in the kitchen at the same time. I sometimes helped her with computer stuff and she always offered me cake when she did baking and even brought me soup and took my laundry one time when I was really sick.

One night, right at the end of the year, I was up late doing last minute prep for my final exam. I’d gone to the kitchen to make something to eat, when I heard a commotion in the corridor. Jenny had already done her last exam that day and had been to a party at her friend’s place to celebrate. Unusually, she’d been drinking and when I went to see what the noise was, I found her being guided to her room by one of her friends. She was way more drunk than I’d ever seen her before, but she seemed happy and her friend was taking care of her, so I went back to the kitchen.

Maybe 10 minutes later, I was alone in the kitchen taking my food out of the oven, when I heard the door open behind me. I turned around and couldn’t believe my eyes. Jenny had walked from her room down to the communal kitchen wearing only a cropped vest-top. She was completely naked from her belly button down to her feet.

When she saw me she smiled and started making small talk - despite the fact she was half naked and her bright orange bush was on full display. Her top was thin too, giving obvious pokies. Although she was obviously drunk, she spoke perfectly clearly and seemed genuinely oblivious to the fact she was naked from the waist down. I asked her if she was OK, she said she was, and then I remember her rummaging in the fridge, taking out something - maybe a pack of sliced cheese - and just standing there casually eating it while we talked.

We must have stayed in there a good 10 minutes longer - luckily for her it was late so no one else came in and saw her - after which I walked back down the corridor with her (a few steps behind, naturally) as we went to our respective rooms. The whole thing was totally bizarre - there was nothing suggestive about it and she just acted completely normal the whole time. I don’t think for one minute she was trying to initiate anything - she knew I had a girlfriend and that just wasn’t her.

She was the last one of my flatmates I’d ever have expected to show anything revealing - I’d never seen even a hint of cleavage all year - yet she was the one whose naked bottom half I got to see, front and back, for about 15 minutes straight. The main things I remember are her thick, bright orange bush, that her bum was disproportionately shapely for someone so slim and that her nipples looked quite puffy through the top.

Nothing about it was ever directly mentioned afterwards, but I still remember those 15 minutes vividly, nearly 20 years on.

the stories on here are just absolutely great.... love this one! certainly have had a few female roommates, female friends or girlfriends of my roommates of mine spend the night and would have LOVED to have had such an encounter with!!! LOL gotta say (hopefully without being creepy) I would not have been able to resist at least giving her cute little bare bum cheeks (_!_) a few little pats as you dropped her off in her room and told her with a smile "good night.. hopefully you wont rememebr much about this in the morning"

[puge.bogart]

I forgot about this one because of the woman's attitude when she left and only remembered through this thread's title. This happened 11 years ago.

We were sent on a training in Singapore. The woman I'm with was a replacement. Kat was 25 years old that time (5'5, pretty, slim, small breast but has a very nice butt).

Since she was a replacement from my buddy, we had to share a room in a hotel (paid prior). The room has a weird setup that you can see from the side of the bed/s the top of the head of the person showering (atleast 5'5"). The shower and tub positon is parallel to the beds. For a week, if she showers, I go outside for a moment and go back after some time.

On the 8th day, I had to support a colleague that was having trouble on site and have to stay. Kat knew this but proceeded to shower and didn't say anything. When I saw her using shampoo on her hair, I quickly put a chair to check her. The problem was I can only see her back (not tall enough). Then it crossed my mind to jump. I jumped 3 times from the chair and saw Kat's heart shaped butt.

I brought the chair back to the desk and pretended to do stuff. Kat got out of the shower. I looked back as she passed by while reimagining her butt. She faced me and said she felt a little vibration while in the shower. I replied that it was maybe the room on top of us.

[Marquis De Shady]

I "pranked" my wife her first time at a nudist resort. This could have really backfired...but I just couldn't resist.

Her goal was to not be seen openly naked. So she wore her towel tightly wrapped; and in order to get in and out of the hot-tub without being seen nude, she had me hold her towel in front of her every time.
The third time I decided to rip the band-aid. I had exited the hot-tub, and she held her arms up motioning for her towel laying on a bench. And I grabbed her arms instead and started lifting her (she's not very heavy). Surprised, she started flailing her legs, trying to balance herself, and rested her feet on the hot-tub ledge, in a semi-squat. Her ass and pussy completely exposed to the people still in the hot-tub. I then pulled her completely out and walked over to her towel, leaving her standing completely naked and slightly embarrassed. I then handed her the towel and she gave me a "WTF?" look while I returned an "Oops" look.

She wrapped herself back in her towel, and I thought: "Oh...maybe I did screw up." But it had in fact ripped the band-aid. As we walked back into the pool area, she suddenly stopped, looked around; and tossed her towel on a lounge chair. She'd been seen naked; and now she no longer saw a point in still covering up. So this "prank" actually helped her get over her anxiety at being seen naked. Lucky me!

[entertainingcat]

I just did something that gave me a massive thrill.
I streaked butt naked (not even footwear) to the floor below my floor and ding-dong-ditched a family

[riverdelivery]

Headed to a flea market as soon as we get a good dry weekend to set up and sell a truck load of junk again,one thing we tried to sell last year but no takers was a picture viewer that takes only SD cards or flashdrive to show pics,5 bucks brand new but this year it will be different,three dollars and they get a SD card with some pics,if no takers I plan on walking around with it and you see a lot of single guys there selling and I plan on telling them 3 bucks and you get a SD card with about 50 real pics of my wife,and if they ask or I tell them,lots of bikini thong pics and I think a few topless ones,which about half will be topless and nudes,lastyear we sold some homemade paper weights with some very risque pics on and some knife sheaths with nude engravings on,one couple said these pics look like her and the guy said if it's not her it looks just like her.

[Slowstart77]

On a road trip my wife and I stopped to visit one of her oldest friends. They’ve grown somewhat distant as her friend has a husband we don't care for and they live far away. Still in her early 40s she’s very pretty and has a lovely body. We spent tons of time together in our 20s before she met her husband. Several vacations together, camping trips, late nights drinking and I’m happy to report it has led to me seeing her naked several times. But those stories are for another thread.

On this occasion we chatted and the subject of their bathroom remodel came up and she offered to show us. It was very nice but what caught my attention was that she had slung about ten thongs over the bathtub to dry. All different colors and not a single full bottomed pair of underwear. I recalled from our early days that yes she did always wear thongs. Often showing during those years that low cut jeans were in style.

What makes the story funny is that she left the bathroom as her husband called her out while my wife and I continued to look. My wife joked about me looking at the panties. I pretended it wasn’t at least a little arousing. Then we heard what sounded like muted arguing from the kitchen and we headed out. We said our goodbyes shortly later and my wife had a phone chat with her friend when we got to the hotel. Afterward she informed me they had gotten into a fight because when she gave us the tour he realized her underwear was laid out. He was jealous that I was seeing her thongs. Silly but true.

As my wife relayed this to me she said her friend said “good thing he doesn’t know he’s seen me naked several times”. We had a laugh but it is pretty arousing knowing the ins and outs of her body and knowing her husband doesn’t know.

[jiinx81]

I posted this years ago, but I still think about occasionally.

I was in a two-week corporate training class in a Chicago suburb. It was held in a nice chain hotel, and over time several of us became friends, drinking and dining together every night and getting to know one another. A couple of days before we finished, five or six of us decided to go to the hotel's spa. Only one of the women in the group decided to go. She was a beautiful redhead, 28 years old, slender and tall. She always wore long dresses in class and slacks afterwards, so we hadn't seen much of her figure. When she got to the pool, she chucked off her sweats to reveal a beautiful one piece blue suit. It wasn't very sexy, but the contents were.

We hadn't been in very long when two people from outside of our group joined us. They were from a fast food chain and were there for a two-day conference. The guy was the manager and the woman was his assistant manager. She was wearing a cute but modest bikini that was held on with ties. They fit right in, and were soon sharing stories and laughing with us.

Our redhead noticed that the bubbles in the spa provided a layer of privacy, so she skinned off her suit and plopped it down on the spa deck. She said "that's better" and then told the guys to slip 'em off too. We all did so, including the restaurant manager. Then the redhead started teasing the other girl, but she was having none of it. Her boss said to at least untie it, and reached over and untied the top in back. She held the top close to her body, even though we couldn't see a thing. Then she felt her boss untie one of her bottom strings. Had she just sat there, no one would have ever seen anything. But to our benefit her instincts took over, and she let go of the top and grabbed her bottoms. We still couldn't see anything except her top floating away from her neck (it was still tied around her back). In her attempt to keep her bottoms from coming off, she stood up and lost the cloaking layer of bubbles, giving us all a wonderful view of what must have been D-cup breasts. She must have been in her early twenties, because breasts that big usually soon sag as a woman matures, and hers stood straight out like old chrome Cadillac bumpers. Beautiful, smooth quarter-size nipples. She immediately realized that she was exposed and plopped down in the water. She turned as red as the proverbial beet. We could tell she was really mad, so we all left her alone. She re-tied everything but was stone silent after that. We weren't sure if it was because we strangers had seen, or that her boss got himself a good look.

[jiinx81]

After a little bit of sulking, the big-tittied beauty gathered herself. The first words she spoke were to the redhead: "you b*tch, you started this" and picked up the redhead's blue suit and tossed it into the pool about 15 feet away.

The redhead said "I guess I deserved that", then hopped out of the spa, walked over to the pool showing us her fine ass, dove in, retrieved her suit, then walked back to the spa with suit in hand, making no attempt to cover anything. Everyone there got a full view of this beautiful babe. She had cute, smallish (large A, small B cup) tits with pale, erect nipples. She was a true redhead, and her sparse, orange pubes did little to conceal her lovely pussy.

She got back into the spa and said "guess we're even now" to the other woman, who reluctantly agreed. The two from the restaurant left shortly afterwards, and we followed a few minutes later. As we were walking away from the pool we met a security guard going toward the pool. Since the area had a glass outside wall that faced another wing of the hotel, we speculated that someone must have seen our redhead strutting around in her glorious birthday suit and complained.