Low key events that give a massive thrill

[_Voyageur_]

Originally Posted by _Voyageur_

Sadly I have nothing to report, I played the show last Sunday after the initial date was put back. It was fun bus sadly Brianna wasn't there, the first one she's missed. I'm wondering if finding out my real age has put her off me?

The other teenage babe I've talked about (Sam), she has a car with a distinctive personalised number plate. It was sitting outside the bar when I came out but I didn't see her!

Very disappointed, I could've seen both girls that night but I saw neither. Perhaps I'm deluding myself about how interested they are, I keep forgetting they're both 30 years younger than me & pretty hot. Dammit lol.

An update, I'm feeling a little guilty because this was at a funeral but you know what I'm like.

Brianna's granny died on Monday, we all knew it was coming. At the funeral today I'm standing at the back of the church. Brianna is doing the offertory procession with some of her nieces. She comes walking past me, I look her in the eyes but she doesn't make eye contact. But something told me she knew I was standing there.

She's wearing a tight all-black outfit but it's quite low-cut and her beautiful teenage breasts are trying to burst out of her top. Then she hands one of the items to her young niece, bending forward for a few seconds and I get a nice little downblouse from about 45 degrees.

But then she turns to face me directly and bends MUCH further down to hand the second item to her other niece. I'm in church remember! But I can now see at least 70% of Brianna's beautiful teenage D-cups. Not for the first time either lol.

When it comes to walking past the grave shaking hands with the family, Brianna gives me a big smile and addresses by FIRST name for the first time. Not my nickname which everyone else calls me. Later on we're at a hotel having soup, sandwiches etc. I'm sitting beside Brianna's dad, a good friend and 3 years younger than me.

Brianna appears & I start asking her about exams, she's doing her A-levels now. She told me that's the reason why she didn't come to my recent show, because she had an exam the next day. But she assured me she'll come next time.

Me and her Dad start taking about school, then he asks me what year I was born. I know I can't lie so I have to say 1976. Brianna looks at me slightly surprised, maybe she didn't know I was that old (30.5 years older). But she knows now! I look at her and she gives me a little smile. She had to leave then to go revise for more exams.

Then who arrives in but Sam's mum (the other 18 year-old girl who exposes her body to me). She tells me that Sam's planning a birthday party in August and wants me to come and play at it so she can sing with me again! Because she likes the songs I do. I had to think for about 2 milliseconds before agreeing. Will report back on her what happens then.

[viking_guy]

When a girl at the gym is wearing a full length top but then uses it to wipe her face giving a view of her belly. It is somehow hotter than when a girl wears a crop top.

[winston optic beer]

My wife and I were sitting outside in the sun yesterday evening having a drink while enjoying the view.

We got chatting about the place where we used to live. She talked about how she'd streaked the length of the drive in front of the house wearing nothing but a necklace on her 50th birthday. She said she had been inspired by this lady. https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/tv/new...n-1288981.html

I think my wife got the occasion and the necklace wrong, but no matter. She did it more than just once or twice. That got us on to the subject of telling our elderly neighbour about it and showing him lots of photos of her naked. With a smirk, she said, "He enjoyed that." I think we all did, even the old man's wife.

By then, she'd finished her drink. She told me to hurry up because she needed to go back into the house to pee. Not wanting to move, I jokingly said "you could do it there" and gestured to the lawn beside us. As she got up, we discussed whether any of the neighbours could see her. I asked if it mattered if they did. She replied, "not really" and dropped her trousers right down so that she was naked below the waist in our garden.

Then she leaned forward and stuck her arse out, saying "I hope I don't get it on my clothes" While watching her stream pour onto the grass, I said she was fortunate that I didn't have my phone with me to take a picture of her with her pants down. I don't think she'd have minded that much because she looked across at her own phone on the arm of the seat where she'd left it. Next time I'll be better prepared.

[Windsorm]

Originally Posted by winston optic beer

y. She said she had been inspired by this lady. https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/tv/new...n-1288981.html
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Some of us of a certain age who grew up in Britain are maybe better off not knowing this!

[winston optic beer]

Originally Posted by Windsorm

Some of us of a certain age who grew up in Britain are maybe better off not knowing this!

It is a bit Iike thinking of Margaret Thatcher naked, perish the thought. The Bob Dylan line "Even the president of the United States sometimes has to stand naked" used to make me cringe. Yet part of me is fascinated by this tasteful portrait of the late Queen. https://www.saatchiart.com/art/Mixed...8/1373358/view

[Windsorm]

That’s treasonous!

And rather lovely!

[winston optic beer]

Originally Posted by Windsorm

That’s treasonous!

And rather lovely!

Yes, I agree. Even though she didn't pose for, it shows her in a new light. Underneath her fine clothes and all the pomp she is still a woman with the same human needs as everyone else. I find that reassuring and not in the least disrespectful. The Queen herself must have known about it and probably saw it. I like to think she got a kick out people seeing another side of her. She seems like the kind of woman who if someone saw her naked would say "So what. It's only a body."

[explorer98]

Originally Posted by winston optic beer

Yes, I agree. Even though she didn't pose for, it shows her in a new light. Underneath her fine clothes and all the pomp she is still a woman with the same human needs as everyone else. I find that reassuring and not in the least disrespectful. The Queen herself must have known about it and probably saw it. I like to think she got a kick out people seeing another side of her. She seems like the kind of woman who if someone saw her naked would say "So what. It's only a body."

I have to admit, I quite like the thought of that - in the same way that I enjoy knowing that Emma Thompson walks naked down to her sauna...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qfAINQcjI

[winston optic beer]

Originally Posted by explorer98

I have to admit, I quite like the thought of that - in the same way that I enjoy knowing that Emma Thompson walks naked down to her sauna...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qfAINQcjI

Cool lady,, Emma. My wife and I watched her in Good Loch to You Leo Grande.

Towards the end my wife said, "That was an incredibly brave performance by her."

As the words came out of her mouth, Emma surprised her by taking off her robe to reveal her sixty-two year old full-frontal nakedness. My wife added, "Especially that bit."

[explorer98]

Originally Posted by explorer98

I have to admit, I quite like the thought of that - in the same way that I enjoy knowing that Emma Thompson walks naked down to her sauna...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qfAINQcjI

For those who don't know, I should probably add that that's walking naked through a field...!!