Would you rather (trying to avoid being shut down by the mods)

[nectcouple]

Originally Posted by cufan86

Thread has been dead for too long. This question is based on a Seinfeld episode where Elaine accidentally sends out a Christmas card with her nipple exposed.

So, would you rather send out a Christmas card to friends and family with your wife’s nipple accidentally exposed or receive a card from someone? If you choose to receive a card, who would it be?

Like others have said, an accidental photo exposing my wife's nipple to family would cause problems, I'd rather receive one from someone else. I think I would choose my co-worker's wife. I think she is insanely hot!

[nectcouple]

Originally Posted by cufan86

Xplondie9 asked that I post the question:

Your spending the day at a nude beach with your wife/GF. You've both been naked for a few hours and after a few drinks your both feeling a little horny knowing guys and couples have been looking at your wife/GF sexy body, some have even said hi or struck up a conversation. She wants you to fuck her on the beach so you move over to a private spot to play, but after a while notice somebody watching. He's one of the guys that said hi early on that she kind of took a liking to. She is really turned on by now and just wants to get fucked. The handsome stranger walks up with a raging hardon and your wife wants to play with it. Your fantasy is about to cum true, wanting to watch your wife with another man. Neither one of you have a condom.

Would you rather let him fuck her anyway in the heat of the moment, or just let him play with her while you fuck her? If you do let him fuck her do you let him cum inside her?

This situation would be totally up to her, but my personal choice would be not to let him fuck her without a condom because of the risks involved. Instead, I'd fuck her if she wanted, while she sucked him off. He could play and then unload anywhere the two of them wanted him to.

[Hereforfun]

Originally Posted by cufan86

Xplondie9 asked that I post the question:

Your spending the day at a nude beach with your wife/GF. You've both been naked for a few hours and after a few drinks your both feeling a little horny knowing guys and couples have been looking at your wife/GF sexy body, some have even said hi or struck up a conversation. She wants you to fuck her on the beach so you move over to a private spot to play, but after a while notice somebody watching. He's one of the guys that said hi early on that she kind of took a liking to. She is really turned on by now and just wants to get fucked. The handsome stranger walks up with a raging hardon and your wife wants to play with it. Your fantasy is about to cum true, wanting to watch your wife with another man. Neither one of you have a condom.

Would you rather let him fuck her anyway in the heat of the moment, or just let him play with her while you fuck her? If you do let him fuck her do you let him cum inside her?

Let him fuck her while I sit back and watch. Let him cum inside her.

[Strawhappa]

Originally Posted by cufan86

Question 34: would you rather receive nude photos of your best friend’s wife or if your wife’s best female friend? Assume no repercussions or strings attached.

My answer: my wife’s best friend. My best friend’s wife isn’t bad looking but she irritates me so I don’t find her that appealing. My wife’s best friend is a MILF that I find very hot. Would love photos or her or to see her baked in person.

Hands down wife's best friend. She's a cute, petite, blonde, sexy little thing, and bi to boot.

[nonnymaus2]

Question 1:
Would you rather your best friend see your wife naked or you see your friend’s wife naked?

I’d rather my best friend see my wife naked (although he has already so…)

Question 2:
Your buddy or buddies are coming over to watch the big game. Your wife/gf has lost a bet.
Would you rather the bet be that she performs a 5 minute strip tease in which she ends up fully nude or
she is your topless waitress for the entire game, fixing snacks, bringing drinks, etc. for the entire game.
If she isn’t working she is sitting topless with you.

I’d much rather she spend the entire game topless. Love to see her get naked in that scenario but it’s hotter if she’s a servant and mostly naked.

Question 3:
Your wife/GF is topless in the backyard. Would you rather she be caught by an elderly neighbor or a group of teenaged boys from the neighborhood?

Definitely the teenage boys.

Question 4:
You win a bet with your buddy. Would you rather have him send a photo of his wife showing her face and wearing a bra or a photos of her tits but not her face?

I’ll take the breasts and if I find out it’s from the internet I’ll demand face and naked tits.

Question 5:
Assume your wife/gf has never let you or anyone else take any risqué photos of her.
You finally convince her to send you a topless selfie while you are away on business.
Would you rather that she sends the photo to you without incident or
accidentally sends to a group chat of 5 people (can be friends, work, family, whichever you would like best)?

I’d love it if she accidentally sent it to friends, except that would likely be the last photos she ever tries to send to me (and she’s sent a lot!). Tough call.

Question 6
A while back we were staying at a Condo at the beach. We were on the 7th or 8th floor of a 12 floor building.
They were doing some maintenance and were using window washing scaffolds to go from balcony to balcony to clean.
The hotel warned of this so customers could shut their blinds if needed. We left ours open.
Now my wife tends to look out the window or go on the balcony topless or nude. She insists other rooms can’t see her. Plausible deniability.
Anyway nothing happened with the men on the scaffold as they were never at our balcony while we were in the room.
But, assume your wife is showering and the men arrive on the balcony. Do you close the curtains?
If not, would you rather your wife come out butt naked, not notice and get seen by the guys for at least 30 seconds or
come out naked but have an immediate ENF moments and run back into the bathroom?

Much rather have her come out naked and not realize she’s being watched… as long as I realize it!

Question 7:
Your wife is parading around naked as in question 6. However, instead of being seen by workers, she is seen by someone you know.
Would you rather her be seen by someone she really dislikes, but other than mentioning it to both of you, remains discreet,
or have her seen by a good friend, who proceeds to blab about it to other friends?

Someone she really dislikes, because the humiliation is hot.

Question 8:
Your wife really likes one of your friends but cannot stand his wife. They just rub each other the wrong way.
Nevertheless you both still hang out with the friend, both individually and as two couples.
One night the ladies get into an argument and make a bet of some sort.
The loser of the bet has to strip naked in front of the winner and both husbands.
The winner then gives the loser a spanking (enough to get some red ass checks but nothing serious),
followed by the loser licking the winner’s pussy. Everyone agrees to keep this a secret between the four only.
Do the husbands provide cooler heads and stop the bet?
If not, would you rather your wife win or lose the bet?

The husbands do absolutely nothing to stop this bet. I’d rather my wife lose.

Question 9:
A mild one. You and your wife/gf are at a family beach and go for a dip in the ocean.
You are hanging out where the waves break, jumping them, etc.
A wave hits your wife and her tit pops out of her bathing suit. She doesn’t realize it.
Would you tell her? If so, quietly or loudly?
Or would you rather she discover it on her own?

I’d rather she discover it on her own… as late as possible.

Question 10:
You and your wife/gf are hanging out with another couple of your choosing. (But someone you know).
Eventually you decide to play strip poker. The game ends when the first person is completely nude.
Would your rather your wife lose or the other female lose?

I’d rather my wife lose, but it’s another tough call.

Question 11:
Would your wife rather be seen naked by your friend or you see your friend’s wife naked.?

A lot of my friends have seen her naked, but one of them has a ridiculously hot wife so I’ll take door number two.

Question 12:
would you rather your wife keep her pussy fully shaved forever or keep a full bush?

Waxed forever.

Question 13:
Would you rather your wife have a visible tattoo of your most hated sports team or
a tattoo of her ex bf/husband’s (who you despise) name and the word “b*tch or sl*t” on her ass cheek?

I hate tattoos but honestly… his name plus “sl*t” sounds amazing. That constant reminder would drive me wild.

Question 14:
Would you rather post a hard-core pic of your wife to this thread, or just a nude?
Hardcore (and I would if we could in this forum).

Question 14:
You and your wife/gf are about an hour away from home, eating in an Indy pizza joint.
When the meal is over you realize you forgot your wallet and have no way to pay.
You explain the situation to the manager.
He gives you the following options: One of you can stay there while the other goes and gets money (about a two hour process) or
your wife/gf can flash for a Polaroid shot that would be put on the wall in the manager’s office. Which would you rather happen?

The latter for sure. It’s cheaper and it’s forever.

Question 15:
You are on an afternoon hike with your fairly conservative wife (gf) and stop in a secluded opening for lunch.
After eating, the two of you get naked and start having sex in the warmth of the sun.
Suddenly, you catch a glint of sunlight flash off a pair binoculars and see two hikers have stopped and are spying on you.
Do you warn her and stop, or say nothing and continue having sex as they watch?

I tell her and continue. She’s an exhibitionist

Question 16:
Assume going forward you can only do one of the following: perform oral sex on your significant other
or receive oral sex from your significant other. Which do you choose?

Receive receive receive!

Question 17:
Your wife/gf admits to you that she wants to try BDSM.
Would you rather have her want to be the Dom or the Sub?

She engages in some BDSM and always plays the sub, although I think she’d be a fun domme.

Question 18:
Your wife’s fantasy is to be blindfolded, tied up, and fucked by someone other than you.
She never wants to know who fucked her. You agree to make her fantasy come true.
Would you get a complete stranger or someone she knows?

Without question, I’d bring in someone she knows. Preferably someone she’s never had sex with before that she knows very well and sees her often. Even a relative.

Question 19:
Your wife loved her fantasy of being fucked by someone whose identity she was not aware of. Later she starts asking about who it was. Would you tell her who fucked her or keep it a mystery?

I think I’d keep it a mystery while occasionally broadly hinting that we might have just seen that person.

Question 20:
Would you rather see your (neighbor, friend, friend’s wife, etc.) in sexy but somewhat conservative bra and panties or in a bikini that is much more revealing?

The bikini for sure.

Question 21:
You wife expresses interest in a threesome with you. She says you can’t pick the third person and it can be a woman or man.
Which would you pick?

Definitely a man. She’d play with a woman but I know how much she loves being penetrated. And I love watching.

Question 22:
Would you rather see your wife/gf in a particular color of bra and panties (if so which color) or do you not care?

Don’t care.

Question 23:
Your wife/gf has sent you a few selfies without incident. You are out of town and she decides to make your day by sending you 5 selfies of her slowly stripping.
You don’t know what she is planning to send. First is dressed, then bra and panties, topless, ass, then full frontal nudity.
When she sends the first shot, you realize that she accidentally sent it to a group text.
Would you call her and tell her to stop (if so, after which photo) or let her keep sending until she realizes or someone else tells her?
Like question 5, you can pick the group in the text

I’m pretty sure someone in that group would tell her but I’d let her find out the hard way

Question 24:
You catch a friend of yours fucking your best friend’s wife. No plausible deniability. No question what you saw. They saw you so no anonymity.
Would you tell or best friend or keep your mouth shut?

I’d keep my mouth shut but strongly suggest they handle the truth themselves.

Question 25:
Would you rather suck on your wife’s tit while your buddy sucks the other or watch two other people (either friends or strangers) suck her titties?

Sharing is caring. Giving a friend a taste of my wife’s breasts knowing it turns them both on and then knowing they’ll have to deal with each other? The best.

Question 26:
Who would you want the neighbor to be and would you want the photos and videos posted online?

A young guy who sees her regularly and I’d love it if he secretly posts the photos and video.

Question 27: Take question 26 and switch it around! You are the neighbour with the perfect view. Same things apply, just that you’re the other guy and the woman is someone else.
who would the woman be that you have the view of? Would you post the pictures and videos online?!

My friend’s wife, but I’d never post the shots. Just jerk off to them constantly!

Question 28:
You are on a summer holiday with your wife. You decide to spend the day on the beach. You have two choices of where to go.
A naturist beach. Your wife will be naked. But she’ll just be another face in the crowd. Your fellow beach goers won't take much notice of her.
OR
A normal busy beach. Your wife wears a micro bikini. It’s a head-turner! She’ll get a lot of attention.

Micro bikini that barely covers her pussy and nipples, if at all. It’s the attention that matters.

Question 29:
Would you rather: watch his wife give him a blow job or have him watch your wife give you a blow job?
Rather he watch her blow me

Question 30: Your wife has agreed to fuck another guy, fulfilling both your fantasies.
Would you rather his cock be about your same size, or noticeably bigger?

So big she almost can’t take it. I love to watch her struggle with a large cock.

Question 31:
You find out that your wife/gf had a bit part in a movie before you met. Not a speaking role but it did involve nudity.
I’m going to ask a few questions off of this premise:
A. Would you like her to be readily identifiable or where you could only tell if you had be told it is her. (Say a wig, mask, etc)
Identifiable

B. How much nudity would you prefer? Tits only, Tits and ass, full nudity?
Full nudity

C. What type of movie? Comedy (Animal House, American Pie type). Drama (Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black) something different. If so specify. And nothing X-rated, talking mainstream.

Orange is the New Black, especially if there’s a sexual connotation to the nudity.

Question 32:
You meant to send a nude photo of your wife to a buddy.
You actually sent a nude photo of your wife to a group chat of about 10 more casual acquaintances.
You quickly realize your mistake. After some good natured ribbing, everyone promises secrecy.
Do you tell your wife, knowing she will be furious, or hope the secret holds?

I not only tell her, I show her the responses. She might act angry, but deep down I know she loved the exposure.

Question 33:
After accidentally sending a nude photo of your wife to about 10 buddies, you have either told your wife or not.
A few weeks later, some of the guys start requesting more photos. So far, to the best of your knowledge, they have all kept the secret.
If you have told your wife, would you send more photos with or without telling her?
If you haven’t told your wife, would you send more photos?

I would send more photos and let her know. Who knows, maybe she’d pose for them specifically

Question 34:
would you rather receive nude photos of your best friend’s wife or if your wife’s best female friend?
Assume no repercussions or strings attached.

Friend’s wife! She’s a knockout like my wife, and just exudes sex.

Question 35:
Think of a male person you know and see reasonably often but you do not care for them. It can be a co-worker, friend of a friend, etc.
Would you rather that person have a few topless photos of your wife or see your wife topless in person?

In person for sure because the embarrassment goes both ways. On the other hand there’s something nice about knowing that he jerks off to her photos.

Question 36:
Would you rather your wife/gf have bigger tits or smaller ones and why? Same size is not an option.

Her boobs are basically perfect but I’d go smaller. A flatter chest works perfectly with her fit, toned frame.

Question 37:
Like many people, you go to the beach this weekend. Not a nude or topless beach.
Would you rather see a confident girl’s tits while see is changing next to her car,
or see a shy girl’s tits from an ENF event, such as a big wave knocking her top off or askew?

The confident girl, sexy as either scenario might be.

Question 38:
Your wife is sleeping nude and you invite a friend into the room (I've done this). Does she:
A. Stay asleep and you friend gets to study her nude body for several minutes standing next to you.
B. Wake up quickly and covers up but it creates an ENF situation where she knows what he saw. You also have to deal with the aftermath.

Let her stay asleep and my friend gets to take as close and as long a look as he likes. I might even let him touch her.

Question 39:
Your wife/gf is home alone. She’s rushing around, just out of the shower and has come downstairs to get something.
She’s naked, about to head upstairs to get dressed.The front doorbell goes.
It’s a delivery of something she’s desperate for so ignoring it is not an option. She will have to answer the door and sign for it.
If she tried to run upstairs, she has to go past the front door and the delivery guy is peering through the window and would see her.
Her only option is finding something to cover up with that’s in the room with her and then answering the door. She looks around and sees two possibilities.
1. A very small towel. She has to really squeeze her boobs together when she wraps it round herself.
It only just goes all the way round so relies on her clutching it with one hand.
Lengthwise, it only just covers the top of her nipples at the top and only just reaches the bottom of her arse at the bottom.
If she answers the door like this, she’s going to be struggling a great deal to remain fully covered and only has one hand free.
2. A very small bikini. The bottom is a thong and barely covers her pussy at the front.
The top is little more than string, offers her boobs no support at all and barely covers her areolas.
She has both hands free, but all the bikini provides is the absolute bare minimum of coverage.

Definitely the bikini. The towel is enticing but the bikini is revealing.

Question 40:
You meet someone who turns out to be your wife/gf former BF. After talking a bit he mentions that he has photos of your significant other, taken before you were together.
He offers to send you copies in exchange for similar recent photos. So topless for topless, nude for nude etc.
He says he has never posted the photos online and agrees not to post the new ones. You can assume he has shown the photos to others and would show the new ones too.
Would you decline the trade, only trade for some of the photos or trade for everything?

I’d trade for absolutely everything and give him whatever he wanted.

Question 41
You find a nearby sex club which has a special full body glory hole room. The setup is this: it’s a room with a stud wall down the middle. There a hole in the stud wall.
A platform goes through the hole upon which a person can lay down. Her top half (tummy and upwards) is one side, her bottom half the other.
A “client” can only be on one side or the other, he doesn’t have access to both halves of her body.
Your wife agrees that she will have a go and agrees to one visitor only of your choice.
She agrees that for the duration she’s in there, anything goes, they can completely have their way with her.
But the chosen visitor only gets one half of her. Top half, they get access to her mouth, hands and tits. Bottom half they get access to legs, pussy and bumhole.

There are cameras in both halves of the room, so you get to sit in another room and watch the show as it happens. You also get to keep the footage to watch again afterwards.
So here are your decisions:
1) Who gets to pay her a visit? Is it someone you know? A friend? Colleague? Another woman? A famous person even? Or is it just some random stranger?

A family member or a friend. I’d never see a stranger again, and where’s the fun in that?

2) Which half so you give them access to? Top or bottom? Whichever you choose, what exactly goes on? What does the visitor do?

The bottom half. I’d encourage the visitor to fuck her pussy and her ass until he can’t get hard anymore, and let him cum inside of her wherever he likes. Honestly, he can do anything else that pleases him but I definitely want to see him violate her with his cock.

3) Obviously if you choose the top half, both the visitor and your wife get to see each other. But if you choose bottom half, they can’t see each other’s faces.
If you want to, you can choose not to tell your wife who is having their way with her. And/or you can choose not to tell the visitor who it is they’re enjoying. Do you tell both, neither or one but not the other?

I would tell the visitor after he was done and give him the opportunity to keep playing with her if he chose. I think I’d play with her head a little and let her make guesses. Although if it were a family member, I’d be tempted to tell her while she was cleaning up after being used. Even then I might not tell her which one…

Question 42:
You and your wife/gf are hanging out with some close friends. You have been playing silly drinking games and your wife/gf is seriously drunk.
The guys start teasing her, trying to get her to do a strip tease. In normal circumstances, she would not do this in front of these people.
Surprisingly she quickly has her shirt off and is dancing around in her bra. Everyone, even the wives are cheering her on.
Would you let her strip completely nude knowing that she is probably going to be really embarrassed/humiliated when she sobers up, or will you step in and stop her?

I’d absolutely let her strip nude. She might be embarrassed given the crowd, but not humiliated.

Question 43:
You share photos of your wife with a younger man. The younger man then shares with his younger brother, who shares with his frat. The photos include full nudity with no facial blurring.
You are now concerned about the number of people with access and you want the flash drive back from the younger brother.
Would you offer more explicit photos of your wife to the older brother in exchange for the flash drive and his word there are no more copies?

I would. I assume he’d share these too but it would be worth trying to make the deal… especially if he reneged on it.

Question 44:
Would you rather take your SO to a packed nude beach for an hour, or spend the whole weekend camping naked but it’s just the two of you?

A packed nude beach would be fantastic. Nothing like having her draw stares when there’s so much else to look at.

Question 45:
Your wife agrees to let you photograph her topless or nude in front of your Christmas Tree.
Would you rather have her get caught? If so, by stranger, neighbor or best friend?
Or would you rather have her let you make Christmas cards out of a photo but you can’t show them to anyone? The card would be made at a drug store or other similar place.

Get caught by a friend or family member. I’d love seeing that person afterward, knowing they were aroused by what they saw.

Question 46:
Would you rather have your wife/gf be a nude Sushi Table for 20 of your Friends with at least 5 being female.
OR
Have her Blow 4 Strangers to completion on her face & or tits?

Nude sushi table because the excitement and embarrassment would be off the charts. Plus, there’s something extremely sensual and erotic about her being used that way (as hot as watching her blow four strangers would be).

Question 47:
Your wife/gf has surprised you with some quality nude photos. They range from sexy hidden nudity up to spread shots and consist of about 20 shots. She had them mounted in a nice book. You love the photos and asked who was the photographer.

Would you rather find out the photos were taken by an unknown male professional photographer or taken by a good male friend that is a really good amateur photographer?

Love to discover they were taken by a good friend, particularly one who’s never seen her naked before. In part so I could ask him what I thought and also to find out which photos he selected out of the collection and see those, too.

[nonnymaus2]

QUESTION 48:

Originally Posted by cufan86

You have 3 good friends, one who is a bit more crude. He makes frequent comments about the wives of the buddies and had hooked up with one of them in the past, a fact he brings up a good bit.

While doing some work on his computer, you find nude photos of his wife. She has always been a nice person to you and your buddies. You are very turned on and secretly make a copy of the photos.

Do you:

A. Keep this a secret
B. Tell you two buddies but claim you did not make a copy
C. Show and give them a copy but swear them never to tell her or her husband

I want to say my answer would be (a) but I’m really afraid it end up being (c). But that’s absolutely as far as it would ever go. Context matters though. The buddies need to be the right sort of people or I’d just stick with (a).

[nonnymaus2]

Originally Posted by cufan86

So, would you rather send out a Christmas card to friends and family with your wife’s nipple accidentally exposed or receive a card from someone? If you choose to receive a card, who would it be?

I’d rather send out the card. Comedy gold forever.

[nonnymaus2]

QUESTION 50.

Originally Posted by cufan86

Your spending the day at a nude beach with your wife/GF. You've both been naked for a few hours and after a few drinks your both feeling a little horny knowing guys and couples have been looking at your wife/GF sexy body, some have even said hi or struck up a conversation. She wants you to fuck her on the beach so you move over to a private spot to play, but after a while notice somebody watching. He's one of the guys that said hi early on that she kind of took a liking to. She is really turned on by now and just wants to get fucked. The handsome stranger walks up with a raging hardon and your wife wants to play with it. Your fantasy is about to cum true, wanting to watch your wife with another man. Neither one of you have a condom.

Would you rather let him fuck her anyway in the heat of the moment, or just let him play with her while you fuck her? If you do let him fuck her do you let him cum inside her?

It’s a golden opportunity and exactly what she wants. The risk factor is now exponentially higher and thus way more arousing. I get out of the way and let him fuck her… encouraging him to cum in my wife.

[Hornyinde]

Originally Posted by nonnymaus2

Question 18:
Your wife’s fantasy is to be blindfolded, tied up, and fucked by someone other than you.
She never wants to know who fucked her. You agree to make her fantasy come true.
Would you get a complete stranger or someone she knows?

Without question, I’d bring in someone she knows. Preferably someone she’s never had sex with before that she knows very well and sees her often. Even a relative.

Question 19:
Your wife loved her fantasy of being fucked by someone whose identity she was not aware of. Later she starts asking about who it was. Would you

I love the way you think. Same here. Got to be someone she knows well. I have plenty of friends who want her, and a relative is really kinky twist I like.

[nonnymaus2]

Originally Posted by Hornyinde

I love the way you think. Same here. Got to be someone she knows well. I have plenty of friends who want her, and a relative is really kinky twist I like.

Same! And I know exactly which one.