What have you got your wife or girlfriend to do

[retozar]

i'm aware that this is weird but there you go: a good friend asked my wife to water her plants while they were away for a week in the summer. this had to be done in the evening (i learned that you have to water plants when the sun is setting or early in the morning, nothing i'd ever bothered with before) and as her car was at the garage being serviced on one of those days, i drove her over and we got on with the watering business together. they have about two dozen large plants in the garden and around the house so this took quite some time.

the weather was very hot at the time and we were soaked by the end of our chore. she wore a tight fitting top and i could clearly see her tits and nipples through the fabric. this got me very horny and i started kissing her neck and fondling her nipples. it really turned me on that we were getting it on in a place we've been to very often as guests and visitors, enjoying dinner or drinks with our friends. my wife was reluctant at the beginning and whispered "let's get home quickly", but i wanted it then and there. after remarking "are you crazy?" and "baby, this is their LIVING ROOM!!!" she got into the vibe and we started peeling off each others clothes.

we ended up licking, sucking and fucking each other on our friends living room floor like horny teenagers. mind you: we're both well into our fifties. she let me cum in her mouth and swallowed it all (nothing she normally enjoys). she later claimed she hadn't wanted to stain the carpet (which we didn't). "good girl", i commented and received a pinch in the dick as a result. we made absolutely sure that we'd left no trace whatsoever of our activities and returned home giggling and smiling all the way. we fucked again as soon as we'd entered the house. later we had a bottle of red and felt like young lovers again (which we never were, as we've only met in our late thirties).

anyway, nobody ever found out but we enjoy a wry, hidden smile at each other every time we're invited over. i've memorized the exact spot in our friends living room, where i happily ejaculated into my wifes mouth and she swallowed it all, because she wanted to save the carpet. lol.

[hoosierdaddy4]

What if she had a security camera covering the front room. Now that would have been exciting if when she returned she asked if you had enjoyed the little adventure while she was gone. Now days one needs to be aware of the possibility.
That would have been hilarious.

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by retozar

i'm aware that this is weird but there you go: .

My wife and I used to do things like this alllll the time before we clamed down. The very first time my wife learned she could squirt (real squirt, not pee-that-people-think-is-squirt) was in the back of her friend's car that we were borrowing. Ooops...

But the number of beds, couches, floors in friends' living rooms...while staying the night, house sitting, feeding cats, watering plants...I can't even remember them all!

[outdoorl0vers]

We once stayed at out friends place (also a couple around 30 yo). We got there in the early afternoon but our friends had an appointment for 2 hours in the evening so we stayed alone at their place.

We were lying on the sofa chatting. We started talking about our friends sex life. The girls talk a lot about sex, and so my wife knew that their sex life was quite boring. She was always shocked when my wife told here about all the crazy places we had sex.
My wife said "they probably always fuck in their bed with closed curtains and not even their sofa has seen some action" - I replied "Well then we could be the first ones to fuck on their sofa"

I didn't really need to convince my wife, she immedialtly started undressing. Their livingroom had large windows all the way to the floor and various neighbours had an excellent view inside. My naked wife grabbed the curtains to close them. I said "wait! didn't you just say closed curtains are boring?" She looked outside the window, all the balconies were empty. "I guess you are right" So she left the curtains open and we started making out.
She sucked my dick and I licked her pussy. She was moaning very loud as usual and had a very loud orgasm. Then she said "I hope they have thick walls" and started riding me. We fucked in all kind of positions using every inch of the sofa.
While fucking her doggystyle I noticed that one of the neighbours was on his balcony smoking, looking right through our window watching us fuck. My wife didn't notice and I didn't tell her.
I fucked her even harder and came inside her pussy. We were very careful not to spill and sperm on their sofa.

Right when we were finished I suddenly realised that my friend told me a few weeks ago he buildt a smart home with all kind of sensors and smart switches. And a camera to watch what the cat was doing!
I looked around but I couldn't see a camera. Obviously they wouldn't place it in the bedrooms but the livingroom - maybe! But maybe it wasn't operational yet. It was too late anyways. As my wife was already on her way to the bathroom naked walking through the whole flat - she would definately have been on camera no matter where it was placed.

When she came back still naked I told her about my suspicion that there might me a camera. She laughed and said "Maybe I should have listened to you guys talking about tech for once. But now it's too late..."

When they came back home we were both really curious if they would mention anything. Nothing. I later asked him how his smart home project was going and he enthusiasticly showed me every detail. Including the camera overlooking the whole living room with the sofa in great view Apperently it only shows a live feed and doesn't save any video. So they probably didn't watch - or played it real cool.

[retozar]

Originally Posted by hoosierdaddy4

What if she had a security camera covering the front room. Now that would have been exciting if when she returned she asked if you had enjoyed the little adventure while she was gone. Now days one needs to be aware of the possibility.
That would have been hilarious.

would have, could have...they don't have security cameras around the house, they don't even have an alarm system. and neither do we. not part of the culture around here

[Leyther1]

Got my wife to flash for beads in Key West and also remove her bra at hogs n heifers vegas

[orchardboy1]

I've had a few naughty girlfriends in the past. One if them was 18 years younger and a bit of a wild one.

I told her I had a friend at my rugby club who had the biggest, thickest white cock ever, it was worth a round of applause each time we showered after the games.

She said she wanted to see it: so I invited hik round and the 2 of us gave her a night she'll never forget.

She said he was the biggest ever...

[1babymaker]

The wife and I went on a short road trip. Talked her into flashing some truckers..She sat with her feet on the dash and her skirt hiked up. She was offering a pretty good view. Lol .. Amazes me how many people aren't paying attention.. I paced the car by many trucks. They were completely not paying attention.. probably 50 trucks. Only 3 or 4 noticed. One in particular, a black guy, he was waving and smiling big. We got into slow traffic and he kept passing us,very slowly.. I talked the wife into masturbating for him if he got caught back up to us in the slow traffic.. unfortunately he never could get beside us again.. Here is a couple of pics of what he seen.

[Thatguyhusband]

Originally Posted by 1babymaker

The wife and I went on a short road trip. Talked her into flashing some truckers..She sat with her feet on the dash and her skirt hiked up. She was offering a pretty good view. Lol .. Amazes me how many people aren't paying attention.. I paced the car by many trucks. They were completely not paying attention.. probably 50 trucks. /l

I’ve done the same with my wife and gf, at night I’ll flick on the cabin lights to get their attention and give them a clear view. But I agree, they need to pay more attention to what’s around them.

[Melbourne_Couple]

Ex Girlfriend; she was 22 & I was 30.

Wear a skimpy bikini on a trip away with a group of my friends. A few of them commented to me that they didn't realise she had such big boobs. We snuck away from the pub one night & went back my friends holiday house & had sex on the living room floor. On the way to the house (a three hour drive), she spent most of it topless, regardless of whether we were driving on deserted roads, in traffic through towns, or driving past trucks.

Wear a white top which tied up at the top (front) - but she keep it untied & went braless when I asked her go into the local convenience store to buy me a drink. She said she could tell the guy behind the counter was trying not to look down

3-4 sex tapes.

Multiple photography sessions.

Sex in the car on the Melbourne Grand Prix track.

When away at Phillip Island: Sex on the beach, sex out in the street the same afternoon (hidden behind a car) and sex with all of the lights on & blinds up at the house were staying at that night.

Come to think of it, I now know why I stayed with her for so long.