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Old 08-21-2022, 06:08 AM
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When I told Captain Kirk that I was pregnant, and he was the father, I really thought he'd be upset...but he promoted me! I'm so excited.Tomorrow, I'm leading the landing party to negotiate with the carnivorous lion people of Precarious 4. Don't you just LOVE my new red uniform?
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After the move, she couldn't find any clothes

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Old 08-21-2022, 08:21 PM
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How was your day? How will climate change affect the WNBR? How are Hollywood scripts treating old heroes? How does a hard of hearing engineer get laid? How did all you wankers get in here? Here's how...
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Old 08-22-2022, 04:26 PM
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I...I'm sorry, Susan...nothing like this as ever happened to me before. I must be worried about that big vet appointment I have at the end of the week.
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Old 08-24-2022, 07:43 AM
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Pics 9 and 10 go together. The last pic is a gif...please click because it sells the whole joke.
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Old 08-24-2022, 11:50 AM
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You're the most understanding boyfriend, ever! I mean, another guy would have been REALLY upset after I drove his brand new Corvette off that pier, but not you. You completely forgave me, and all you asked for were some nude photos of me posing at the edge of this cliff. Well, you got it, babe. What's that? Move back a little? Sure, how's this? Move back a little more? Okay, how's thi....
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But I really shouldn't blame myself.
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Old 08-24-2022, 10:39 PM
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No joke for this one, just an amusing optical illusion.
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Old 08-25-2022, 03:18 PM
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Joan needed one reason. A lot of people need one reason. So here's one reason.

#5 & 6 go together as one joke.
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Why Doctor Jones, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?
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