Upcoming Stage Nudity in your area?

[c747584@trbvm.com]

Originally Posted by jidderman

So are the front two rows not available to the public? I saw that you can only book from the 3rd row back, so I would have thought 3rd row back, which I presume is row C, and in centre, would be the best view possible, are you saying you won't be able to see all the pussies properly if you are centred in Row C?

Row C is the first row. The pit orchestra is in A & B, so there are no seats. The 3rd row back for this show is E, so the "sweet spot" is E, F, G. Sitting in C will let you look right up Emma's vagina, but may make it tougher to see the rest of the girls naked bodies.

Remember the nudity doesn't start until about halfway through the first act -- the signal is when you see the male rear nudity. The female nudity is just after that, and the last scene in the first act, and the last scene in the second act.

[KevinTroiani]

I ended up getting a seat in Row D, on the left-hand side. My initial instinct was to get Row C, but reviews I read said that it was quite low down, there's minimal leg space, and there was a chance that the orchestra might obstruct your view somewhat. I also didn't want to look up at the stage too much, as it might make it harder to see them upstage (theatre lingo). Will report back, and very much look forward to seeing the girls in all their shaven glory!

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by c747584@trbvm.com

Row C is the first row. The pit orchestra is in A & B, so there are no seats. The 3rd row back for this show is E, so the "sweet spot" is E, F, G. Sitting in C will let you look right up Emma's vagina, but may make it tougher to see the rest of the girls naked bodies.

Remember the nudity doesn't start until about halfway through the first act -- the signal is when you see the male rear nudity. The female nudity is just after that, and the last scene in the first act, and the last scene in the second act.

hmmmm I would have thought sitting in C would have given best view for all pussies, as it's the closest? so the other naked girls don't go near the front like Emma? surely you will still be able to see their pussies if in row c?

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by KevinTroiani

I ended up getting a seat in Row D, on the left-hand side. My initial instinct was to get Row C, but reviews I read said that it was quite low down, there's minimal leg space, and there was a chance that the orchestra might obstruct your view somewhat. I also didn't want to look up at the stage too much, as it might make it harder to see them upstage (theatre lingo). Will report back, and very much look forward to seeing the girls in all their shaven glory!

can u please film it lol. any links to these reviews?

[KevinTroiani]

Originally Posted by jidderman

can u please film it lol. any links to these reviews?

theatremonkey.cXm/NOELCOWARDbooking.htm

And if you search for the show and/or theatre on Twitter, you'll see some people dissatisfied with Row C.

Won't be filming it, no. Those spy glasses are so blatant that I can't see how they'd ever pass for legit glasses - especially if security are proactively seeking out people with recording devices etc. (as our correspondent suggests!)

Can't believe how expensive it was though. Had no intention of going until I read the review a few pages back. Our man should be getting commission tbh.

[c747584@trbvm.com]

Originally Posted by jidderman

can u please film it lol. any links to these reviews?

Seat reviews:
theatremonkey.com/NOELCOWARDbooking.htm#Th
"High stage can cause neck ache in the front three rows"

Only Emma comes to the front of the stage naked. The other girls remain in the back. That's why I was suggesting rows E, F, or G.

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by c747584@trbvm.com

Seat reviews:
theatremonkey.com/NOELCOWARDbooking.htm#Th
"High stage can cause neck ache in the front three rows"

Only Emma comes to the front of the stage naked. The other girls remain in the back. That's why I was suggesting rows E, F, or G.

ehh I think Row C is ok??:

“Row C: (Liam). Tthe last 4 seats of the row but still excellent and almost seemed central."

"C23: AMAZING seat. I saw absolutely everything - occasionally I missed a few facial expressions but very rarely."

"C15 and 16: "Avenue Q". These seats are 4 rows from the front and are central to the stage. These offer a fantastic view of the stage, and the action. I would not hesitate in purchasing these tickets again. At 5ft 9, the leg room was snug but comfortable."

[KevinTroiani]

Originally Posted by jidderman

ehh I think Row C is ok??:

“Row C: (Liam). Tthe last 4 seats of the row but still excellent and almost seemed central."

"C23: AMAZING seat. I saw absolutely everything - occasionally I missed a few facial expressions but very rarely."

"C15 and 16: "Avenue Q". These seats are 4 rows from the front and are central to the stage. These offer a fantastic view of the stage, and the action. I would not hesitate in purchasing these tickets again. At 5ft 9, the leg room was snug but comfortable."

But these reviews are for shows where Row C was the third row - not the first row next to the orchestra pit. I'm sure it's fine anyway, but if two of the girls are quite far back, I guess the lower down you are, the less of them you see!

[jidderman]

Originally Posted by KevinTroiani

But these reviews are for shows where Row C was the third row - not the first row next to the orchestra pit. I'm sure it's fine anyway, but if two of the girls are quite far back, I guess the lower down you are, the less of them you see!

lol how do you know this? they say Row C but mean row F?. Row C is the 3rd seat back.

[ITCC]

Originally Posted by jidderman

ehh I think Row C is ok??:

“Row C: (Liam). Tthe last 4 seats of the row but still excellent and almost seemed central."

"C23: AMAZING seat. I saw absolutely everything - occasionally I missed a few facial expressions but very rarely."

"C15 and 16: "Avenue Q". These seats are 4 rows from the front and are central to the stage. These offer a fantastic view of the stage, and the action. I would not hesitate in purchasing these tickets again. At 5ft 9, the leg room was snug but comfortable."

Avenue Q would not have had an orchestra pit so C would have been third row rather than first. c747584 is spot on with his advice!