*Naked in the news*

[KarlMalone]

Naked manic pixie dream girl terrorizes Flagstaff, Arizona

A manic pixie dream girl named Makena Marie Haydon is in a bit of trouble this week after going on a naked rampage in Flagstaff, Arizona.

According to the Arizona Daily Sun, the fun-loving 20-year-old broke into a stranger’s house Friday afternoon, and, in an effort to give him a new lease on life, stripped naked and started jumping on the bed like some sort of beautiful toddler:

According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.

But rather than quit his job to start a finger painting business, the man called the cops as stated above, who found she wasn’t going down without a fight:

When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.

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Finally police were able to subdue the adorkable snowflake, but not before she got in one last burst of self-expression:

The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.

Witnesses in the area spotted her performing similarly quirky behavior earlier that day:

The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second stranger’s residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victim’s apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.

They didn’t find any bath salts, presumably because she’d finished those already.

The naughty nudist was arrested and charged with “indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer” and watching too many Zooey Deschanel movies. Next time you want to change someone’s life, Makena, I suggest you volunteer at a homeless shelter.

[KarlMalone]

Woman visits Barbourville restaurant naked, charged with indecent exposure

Police say a Jackson County woman learned that rule the hard way when she tried to enter a Knox County restaurant naked.

The woman is now serving jail time for indecent exposure.

Employees at the Burger King in Barbourville say their Saturday shift started out normally enough, right up until around 10 p.m.

That's when workers say they spotted 26-year-old Kayla Nunn of Gray Hawk walking around outside the store naked.

"And then our manager goes to the door and he's like 'Ma'am, where's your clothes at?' and she goes 'I have hair and tattoos on'," said Burger King employee Brandon Marsee.

After the woman was told she couldn't come into the restaurant, workers say she began harassing customers outside.

"She bummed a cigarette from one of them and one man rolled his windows up and locked his doors," Marsee said.

Store employees eventually called police and Nunn was arrested, the end to what workers was not your typical Saturday night.

"No it was not at all. It was very interesting," said Marsee.

Nunn pleaded guilty Monday to indecent exposure as well as disorderly conduct.

Nunn was sentenced to spend 10 days in jail.

Police say Nunn may have been under the influence at the time of her arrest.

She declined our request for an interview from jail.

[KarlMalone]

Nude girls go on a rampage in Singapore

Police in Singapore are not in the least bit amused that some local women have taken to posting pictures of themselves online either stark naked or semi-nude.
Daring and somewhat freakish, these women strip off in public places, posing for the shots, then uploading these for the world to see, an article on website Funny Malaysia said.
The article also said that Singaporean authorities were now calling on witnesses to come forward with information on the women so they could be tracked down.
“Another local eon exhibitionist has started to show up in public areas, following in the footsteps of previous exhibitionists seen before in the Stomp article,” said Netcitizen.
Netcitizen was referring to articles carried on the Stomp website since February this year of various incidents of women posing nude in public places like parks, public roads, Housing Development Board areas and basement car parks.
One “Stomper” called PapaSmurf who came upon these nude pictures and was absolutely shocked by it said that the user who shot and posted the pictures online, also proudly commented that he and the woman performed various “acts” between shots.
“The user even said that they were masturbating or having sex at these public locations in full view of passers-by who were shocked, or simply walked away and ignored them,” PapaSmurf was quoted by Stomp as saying.
As recently as April 30, two topless women posted pictures of themselves together and another with two men flanking them in what appears like a balcony of a building in the Clarke Quay area.
The pictures were spotted by another “Stomper” called FishCakePie who said, “This time, two women pose nude in the Clarke Quay area at night, with men accompanying them and touching them inappropriately.”

More censored photos here:
singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/this-urban-jungle/bizarre-trend-of-women-posing-naked-in-spore-continues-this-time-in-the-clarke

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Happened in Veracruz, Mexico. May of 2009. A secretary that was going through a divorce decided to strip down to her underwear at the Government's Palace to protest for what she thought it was an unfair ruling.

Blog entry with the pasted news (Spanish);
http://lamaquinadelaverdad.blogspot....-protesta.html

Video of the protest. You can appreciate her lovely big ass on here!
youtube.com/watch?v=p-mP8lPXOho

[KarlMalone]

Couple found guilty of having sex on Florida beach

jury Monday found a couple guilty of having sex on Bradenton Beach after only 15 minutes of deliberation.

The convictions carry a maximum prison sentence of 15 years.

Jose Caballero, 40, and Elissa Alvarez, 20, were charged with two counts each of lewd and lascivious behavior for having sex on a public beach on July 20, 2014.

Video played in the courtroom during the 1- 1/2-day-long trial showed Alvarez moving on top of Caballero in a sexual manner in broad daylight. Witnesses testified that a 3-year-old girl saw them.

Both Caballero and Alvarez will now have to register as sex offenders.....

Family members who witnessed the act and a Bradenton Beach police officer, as well as Caballero, testified in the case. The defense argued that the two weren't actually having sex, but that Alvarez had been dancing on Caballero or "nudging" him to wake him up.

"She wasn't dancing," Dafonseca said during closing arguments. "It's insulting your intelligence to say that she was dancing."

Kurpiers said since the witnesses had not seen genitals or penetration, and neither was visible in the video, either, that saying the two had sex was speculation.

"You folks cannot speculate," Kurpiers told the jury. "And in order to say they had intercourse, you would have to speculate."

Brodsky said they weren't calling it the crime of the century, but it was still a violation of Florida law.

"Did they try to cuddle, or do it discreetly? Did they go in the water, where people couldn't see?" Brodsky asked the jury. "Did Ms. Alvarez try to d**** a towel over herself, or anything? They didn't care."

Pretty ridiculous. Anyone ever see uncensored footage?

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Czech Teacher Sacked After Pupils Started Sharing Adult Movie She Starred In

http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/tea...orn-star-past/

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Sheriff: Woman held for driving wrong way while drunk, naked

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/...ked/ar-BBjjkEF

Chris Brown Finds Creepy Naked Woman In His Bed

http://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celeb...bed/ar-BBjlWre

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[KarlMalone]

Get naked or fail: Professor requires students to take final in the nude

A UC San Diego professor is reportedly requiring his students to take their final exam in the nude, and one mother is outraged.

The class is Visual Arts 104A: Performing the Self, and according to KGTV Associate Professor Ricardo Dominguez has been teaching it for 11 years. Dominguez says the class involves students acting out a series of gestures. “It focuses on the history of body art and performance art in relation to the question of the self or subjectivity,” said Dominguez.

A mother of a student in the class claims that her daughter was forced to perform nude for her final in the class, or risk getting a failing grade.

“It bothers me, I’m not sending her to school for this,” the mother told KGTV. She asked to remain anonymous. “And to blanketly say you must be naked in order to pass my class. It makes me sick to my stomach.”

Dominguez says it’s true, his students have to be nude to pass the final. He said all of the students including himself were naked, and he defends his policy. “It’s a standard canvas for performance art and body art.”

Dominguez also says that his students know what is expected of them from the beginning of the semester. “If they are uncomfortable with this gesture they should not take the class.”

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Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Get naked or fail: Professor requires students to take final in the nude

Sorry to disappoint:

It's in the syllabus: In this case, it seems neither the mother nor the media actually read this document that every student gets. Dominguez told Mic in a written statement that the syllabus states students do not have to get physically naked: "Students learn that they can do the gesture in any number of ways without actually having to remove their clothes," he said. "There are many ways to perform nudity or nakedness, summoning art history conventions of the nude or laying bare of one's 'traumatic' or most fragile and vulnerable self. One can 'be' nude while being covered."

A scan on Rate My Professors shows students have yet to complain there about Dominguez's assignment. A former student, UCSD senior Lisa Korpos, elaborated upon the students' expectations in a statement Dominguez provided to Mic. Not only, she wrote, did Dominguez discuss "the criteria of all the required performances during the first week of the quarter," as universities require in tandem with the distribution of the syllabus, but "the nudity requirement isn't necessarily a literal one."

"Nudity can refer to vulnerability — an expression of one's most honest self," she continued, voicing her support. "Clothes can most certainly stay on. Some students choose to interpret nakedness literally, but it's certainly not forced upon them."

This is a case of not reading the syllabus. It's also a case of a mother not letting her adult daughter do what she wants to with her body, and then unleashing a diatribe upon both the professor and the school for breeding "perversion." Here, it is suggestive that the person filing the complaint is not registered in the course, has not read the syllabus, and has choosen to remain anonymous while doing so — because, at base, anonymity is a sign of one's uncertainty about one's argument.

http://mic.com/articles/118066/no-no-one-is-forcing-a-female-student-to-get-naked-for-a-final-exam?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=main&utm_ campaign=social

[Fango]

Naked Woman Arrested After Chasing Boyfriend With Knife

nbcmiami.com/news/local/Naked-Woman-Arrested-After-Chasing-Boyfriend-With-Knife-301845531.html

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