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DIRECTIONS:

Place all ingredients in blender or food processor. Puree completely at high-speed. Mixture should resemble a smoothie. If too thick to pour, add water or apple juice to thin, and purée again.
To remove raspberry seeds (optional) pass through wire sieve, using rubber spatula to press through. Return pulp to blender to combine one more time.
Line a half baking sheet with parchment paper, silicone mat, or smooth plastic. Evenly pour fruit mixture on to parchment liner in rough rectangle shape, leaving about ½ inch clear from edges. Spread mixture as evenly as possible across parchment liner.
Use either oven or food dehydrator to dry: Oven: Place in your oven on the lowest setting possible. Must be 170°F or below. Drying process will take from 6-10 hours depending on thickness of fruit leather and other conditions. Dehydrator: Set dehydrator to 135-140°F. Place baking sheet in dehydrator. Process will take from 5-8 hours.
Fruit leather is ready to be rolled and cut when edges peel away easily from parchment paper, and the center is no longer tacky.

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Sex and candy can be such a deliciously erotic combination for pleasuring your man orally. He will be ecstatic that you are paying homage to his most prized possession and you get to indulge your sweet tooth with these classic confections. So take a quick trip to your favourite candy store and grab any (or all) of the following sweet treats for a candy-coated sexual experience you’ll both savour!

To add to the mood and provide some “eye-candy” for your man, consider wearing nothing but a sexy little apron and an edible candy necklace worn as a garter around your leg.

Word of Warning: Use caution while performing these yummy techniques.You don’t want to ruin the mood by choking!

CANDY BUTTONS: For some fun and tasty foreplay, ask your man to take a quick shower. When he is done; pat his body down gently with a towel so that his skin remains damp. Hand him a package of candy buttons and tell him to peel off the dots and stick them to all the places on his body that he wants you to titillate and tease while you wait for him in the bedroom.

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LICORICE WHIPS/RED SHOELACES: You can have your man surrender to sweet submission with these candies. Ask him to lie naked on his back on the bed. Take one or two lengths of licorice and tie his right wrist to the bed post. Do the same with his left wrist. If you do not have a headboard or bed posts, simply tie his wrists together with the licorice and ask him to keep his hands above his head. Kiss, stroke and tease him. When his penis is erect; tie another licorice string around it. Pull on the licorice to guide his love shaft into your mouth to pleasure him.

SOUR BELTS: Spanking releases feel-good endorphins and dopamine which can increase the pleasure factor and increase arousal and excitement so why not thrill your man with a little scrumptious foreplay by using these sour candy belts to gently spank his behind, belly and thighs.

SKITTLES: Many men and women claim that a pierced tongue makes for very stimulating oral sex. Here is a fun and flavourful way to get the same effect without the self-mutilation. While your man is fully erect, place one skittle onto the middle of your tongue (do not chew it) and begin to pleasure him orally. Press the candy between your tongue and the underside of his swollen member. As you move your head up and down, the candy ball will roll along his penis as it follows your tongue for a yummy sensation.

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FUN DIP: This delightful candy comes with its own “lick-a-stick” but you won’t need it as you’ll have your very own stick to lick. Begin to orally stimulate your man until his penis is quite moist with your saliva. Open the Fun Dip flavour package and sprinkle as little or as much as you like onto his rigid shaft. Lick his piston of love until clean. Repeat as often as you like or as long as he can stand it.

CANDY CANE: You will want your man standing for this delectable treat.Kneel down comfortably in front of him and unwrap the candy cane. Using your mouth, seductively moisten the curved portion of the cane. Turn it upside-down to resemble the letter “J” and hook your man’s penis with it. Pull up on the cane, raising his erect manhood to your mouth and pleasure him orally. Move the candy cane back and forth along his shaft while stimulating the head with your mouth. Vary the speed and intensity with which you do both. Re-moisten the candy cane as needed.

POP ROCKS: To make the most of this popping treat for both you and your man, pour the candy into your mouth and allow them to start popping BEFORE placing your mouth on his penis. To make sure your man gets the full impact of the exploding sensation of this candy, just enclose your mouth on his member and let it rest against your tongue, allowing the Pop Rocks to do their thing.

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LAFFY TAFFY: Similar to fruit roll ups, this classic candy is perfect for oral sex. Remove taffy from package and wrap it around his erection. Lick the edges to seal the taffy. Once the taffy is firmly in place, begin licking and nibbling it until his rigid rod is once again revealed.

MINT-FLAVOURED CANDIES: This is a classic candy technique when performing oral sex on a male partner. Grab one peppermint candy (Altoids, Lifesavers, Peppermints, etc.) and place it in your mouth. Allow it to partially dissolve. Pleasure your man orally, pausing often to blow a small stream of air over the head and shaft of his penis to create an amazing cooling sensation. If you really want to treat your partner, this oral sex method is most effective when done just as he is waking up in the morning!

Candies are a fun and creative variation to performing oral sex on your man. It is sensual and pleasurable for both you and him…and who knows what tasty treats he’ll come up with to return the favour. ♥

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well, I hope you liked the articles, I know I tried a few of them out, they do work

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I guess that now I can talk about what has kept me busy the past two weeks now that it is over

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I had a run in with four guys at a restaurant in Minnesota. When confronted by a larger number you pick the biggest threat to take down first and follow the numbers from there

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These four idiots were hassling women outside the place when my wife and I came out after eating.
The one with the biggest mouth said something about her tits, and I warned them to apologize and leave or I would beat their ass.

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While big mouth ran at me from the front, his idiot sidekick came at me from behind. Idiot sidekick found that a well placed kick to the knee make a painful and sometimes permanent reminder of that mistake.
The step forward placed my fist squarely in the face of big mouth who dropped like a rock
One of his buddies ran off while the other stood there not knowing what to do.