Random TV/dvd cap

[burger1701]

In That Uncertain Feeling.

[terriuk]

On ITV Hub, from about 11 mins in. Female guests (clothed) get saucy with various foods..

my clip lo res, on camera phone. blurring at sides were already on the TV broadcast.


link to itv- free registration required (May only work in UK?)

hXXps://www.itv.com/hub/celebrity-juice/1a7045a0263

[terriuk]

my clip 222mb, on zippy- doesn't seem to upload on OCC forum..

https://www31.zippyshare.com/v/t2gsRdLn/file.html

[Fango]

Originally Posted by jeffrey_2018

Jessica Morris. Stripping at a party in Senior Skip Day. There was always something I've loved about this video. Probably the fact that she was stripping in front of a large crowd.

This is one of my all-time favorite scenes as well. I've posted it a couple of times myself. What I love so much about it, aside from Jessica being stunningly gorgeous, is (quoting myself from previous posts):

Originally Posted by Fango

I just love how happy Jessica is in this scene: both her character's happiness to be getting topless at the party, and (I imagine) her actual happiness to be showing herself off to the camera and the audience. It's one of the few scenes I've seen that captures the sheer joy of exhibitionism. It's sexy as hell.

Originally Posted by Fango

I just love how happy she looks. No contrived pout or "sexy expression" can ever top a smile for pure sexiness.

Attached is the 1080p version of the scene.

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Originally Posted by jeffrey_2018

Kate Groombridge. Her sensational scene from Virgin Territory where you walks out of the lake completely naked!

Attached is the rare full frontal outtake version of the scene. It was released publicly on the DVD, so ignore the "Property of" watermark. It's fine to be posted.

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Originally Posted by scouty

I sadly but strongly suspect her nipples have been (badly) CGId in.

Originally Posted by scouty

She's actually wearing boob covers. :-(

See her left boob. Clearly wearing a cover.

Originally Posted by scouty

Maybe not CGI but she is wearing boob covers. Zoom in on her left boob. You can see her real, smaller boob underneath. Note how the boob cover juts out over her arm. Nipple also in wrong place to be real. I'm not happy about it... :-)

It's quite possible she liked her bum but thought her boobs were too small.

What in the holy hell are you talking about, dude? CGI like that did not exist in 1997. "Boob covers" are not a thing. Zooming in and blowing up an already blurry VHS-quality image is going to cause weird things to happen to the picture. If you're seeing anything at all, you're seeing a shadow. And how would you account for a lack of a similar "boob cover" on her other boob? She'd surely be wearing two, wouldn't she?

And what video were you using for your "analysis"? If it wasn't the best quality version currently available, that may also account for what you're seeing.

Regardless, they're her boobs. And that's her bush, too. I've seen others conjecture over the years that she was wearing a merkin here. For later sketches, yes, she did. For this one, no, she didn't. Those are her actual, real pubes.

You really are seeing Sarah Alexander totally naked, completely nude, fully disrobed, utterly exposed, au naturel, in the raw, in the buff, wearing her birthday suit, without a stitch on, on national television. She really did reveal herself to the entire country and, thanks to the Internet, the entire world. She really did let everyone see her (real) bare breasts, really exposed her (real) bush, her most intimate, private parts, to the potential eyes of every member of the human race, then, now, and into perpetuity, all for the sake of a joke. Just to get us to laugh. At the sight of her (real) naked body.

Relax. Believe it. And enjoy the scene in good faith. Don't go looking for conspiracies where there are none. You're always guaranteed to find one if you look hard enough.

"Boob covers". jfc

Enjoy

Fango

[Pedro the Fisherman]

Well said!

[scouty]

I appreciate the opinion but it's really something. I've captured as many stills as I can from this best resolution video and they ALL have either a really rough greyed out scrubbing of her breast and nipple or this weired inserted thing on top. Look again. Follow the curve of her breast up from the bottom and see where it would join to her inner shoulder. Now look at the weird nipple image (too high, too big, too dark) that has been plonked on top. See how it doesn't flow. The cut out has a radius round it about twice the size of the nipple. It's pretty clear. I wish I was wrong here. Maybe it was a later edit on a later video release?

[scouty]

The sexiest part of her body to me was always her slight (and I mean slight on a skinny girl) tummy anyway

[Fango]

Originally Posted by scouty

I appreciate the opinion but it's really something. I've captured as many stills as I can from this best resolution video and they ALL have either a really rough greyed out scrubbing of her breast and nipple or this weired inserted thing on top. Look again. Follow the curve of her breast up from the bottom and see where it would join to her inner shoulder. Now look at the weird nipple image (too high, too big, too dark) that has been plonked on top. See how it doesn't flow. The cut out has a radius round it about twice the size of the nipple. It's pretty clear. I wish I was wrong here. Maybe it was a later edit on a later video release?

Please post the video that you're taking these caps from. It's clearly different from the version that I consider the currently "best available", and I'd like to see it to see what you're seeing.

Thanks

Fango

[scouty]

Originally Posted by Fango

Good news! The entire sketch has finally been posted online. In addition, the full frontal part is much better quality, though still nowhere near approaching DVD quality. The full sketch can be found here: https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/showthread.php?t=77152. Credit goes to a capper named harvestbun. I'll post the full frontal part here.

Enjoy

Fango

Yes, it's that one I've used. I think it's a bad prosthetic with a nipple stuck on it. It's only visible on the left boob - maybe she's got odd-sized boobs (I dated a girl who had almost no boob on one side and a small but regular one on the other) or both are prosthetic but you see the left one because it's side-on. Trust me it's disappointing.

[Fango]

Originally Posted by scouty

Yes, it's that one I've used. I think it's a bad prosthetic with a nipple stuck on it. It's only visible on the left boob - maybe she's got odd-sized boobs (I dated a girl who had almost no boob on one side and a small but regular one on the other) or both are prosthetic but you see the left one because it's side-on. Trust me it's disappointing.

Well, where are these caps from then, with the play button on them? These are clearly not from the linked video. The video has a greenish-yellowish tint to it. The caps you've been posting have a reddish-brownish tint to them. And this cap in particular somehow appears to be better quality (even at the zoomed-in state you've posted it in) and brighter than the linked video. So, how is that possible? Again, if you are using a different video from the one that you and I linked to, I would like to see it.

I do see what you're saying about the odd angles or curves or whatever in these caps... but those don't appear when you watch the actual video itself, as far as I can see. In the video, it looks like a normal, real boob. Because it is. The nipple just looks off-center to you because of the angle at which she's standing. If she had fully turned towards the camera, you would have seen it perfectly placed in the center of her breast, exactly where it should be.

As far as I can tell, what you're seeing is caused by a combination of: a) video artifacting, b) glitches in the original VHS recording (of which there are many, even in the best quality available version), c) how the shadows on her skin blend in with the brown door behind her, and d) simply being an optical illusion; that actually is how a woman's breast would appear if she was standing at that exact angle with her arm behind her. You'll notice that those lines/curves that you're seeing only appear in the exact frames that you've chosen. If she was wearing "boob caps" (which, again, I'd like to stress, are not a thing), they'd be evident constantly and consistently. Those weird angles and curves are being made more prominent because you're blowing them up and zooming in so much.

Finally: if she was wearing a prosthetic or there was something truly unusual-looking about her breast, don't you think that it would have become evident to more people than just you over the last 22+ years that this scene has existed (or at least the last 10+ that it's existed in good quality)? You're engaging in conspiratorial thinking and it's ruining your enjoyment of the scene, when instead you could be appreciating the amazing fact that Sarah Alexander took her clothes off and showed her naked body to us for nothing more than a silly joke, cheaply giving away her nudity as the visual punchline gag at the end of a dumb, disposable comedy sketch. She bravely exposed her most precious, private parts to the world just so we could laugh at them, used her breasts and bush as sources of mirth and humor, intentionally stood nude in the face of potential mockery and derision of her body. It's funny because she's naked. It's the greatest moment in the history of sexy comedy. It's real. And it's spectacular. Enjoy it. And quit looking for problems where there are none.

(This is officially the strangest discussion I've ever been involved in on the Internet, by the way, and I've been on the Internet for 20+ years. I'm honestly not sure why I'm even engaging. I should have checked out as soon as I heard "boob caps". But I feel compelled to defend the honor of my all-time favorite video.)

Fango