Urban Pictionary

[1michael]

snosling~


Meaning: A sexual position that is enjoyed for getting the most out of Sexual pleasure!

Example: This sharing and cute wife loves to enjoy snosling with the guys cause she can give and take all at the same time!

[1michael]

A-Sharp!


Meaning: Having or doing something that is faster then ASAP and promptly!

Example: This cautious wife was giving out a neighborly Quickie, but wanted the guy to be A-Sharp because her hubby would be home soon and maybe he won't understand her handy kindness?

[1michael]

imaculante~


Meaning: A huge amount of something that you never had before and can be of a sexual nature!

Example: On our 1st Adult cruise vacation with my wife's Busty cousin and her hubby, I got a surprise visit from her (Busty) in our room! She encourage me while we were on this Adult cruise and NUDE to have SEX, since my wife and her hubby were doing the same thing in their room! So with my adoring love for huge boobs while doing a exciting go-between, I gave her this imaculante CUM shot that I was extremely proud of producing for part of my wife's side of the family!

[1michael]

Eskimo Uncle~


Meaning: When your father has SEX with your friends mother, by the fact that you friend came out of the same Hole makes him your Eskimo Uncle!
(Not sure how they come up with this stuff?)

Example: This father went on the side to have SEX with his son's best friends mom, but got caught by them and a group calling out to his Eskimo Uncle to take more pics!

[1michael]

Derp~


Meaning: A person that is either Stupid or Ugly looking and even can be both!

Example: This Busty mature beauty went to this Adult Event with a Derp, so she made him wear a Mask and her still looked like a Derp wearing it!

[1michael]

Cock Licker~


Meaning: A person and for the sake of making the BEST of it - a women that would rather use her Tongue and lick a cock rather then doing Oral and sucking on it! But the same thrilling features still CUM out the same later!

Example: These wonderful women get together for a group class of cock lickers that can even Team Up on a single cock and not get in each others way!

[1michael]

hog or hogging~


Meaning: Nautical, The distortion of the hull where the ends of the keel are lower than the center.
Urban, For a sexual nature the fact of not sharing what you have plenty of with others of your same sex!
The face of enjoying everything for yourself is being a Hog!

Example: This wife enjoys having her hubby having all of his buddy's over for SEX, just so she be do some hogging and not have to compete with any other females with a higher standard!

[1michael]

One-Shot


Meaning: Something that can be sexual and done on the spur of the moment, but only for that one time and not repeated moments after its done!
I enjoyed a few of these one-shot deals myself with willing women!

Example: Back in their early days this playful couple would do a exciting one-shot deal, then go on with their normal day! It was later told that the guy was only Good for that 1st CUM shot and went blank after that and the women would only do it once because she was worried that her hubby would come home!

[1michael]

Skibidilicious~


Meaning: Something or someone that is more then just Amazing to other people!

Example: This sharing wife takes her time for doing only her best for SEX, that all of these guys named her Skibidillicious for it!

[1michael]

Mud flaps~


Meaning: A guy that has lower hanging Balls that aren't up and tight, so they'll flap around when sexual things are done!

Example: This playful beauty enjoys finding a guy with Mud flaps, just so she can handle them better then tight Balls and enjoy them in her mouth or watch them flap about!