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BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN
For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents. And thanks for the memories. I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. Tribute to a man who DID make a difference. |
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ON TURNING 70
'You still chase women, but only downhill'. |
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ON TURNING 80
'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.' ON TURNING 90 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.' |
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ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING
'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.' |
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ON GOLF
'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.' |
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ON PRESIDENTS
'I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.' |
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ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother |
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ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.' *****WATERMARKED PHOTO REMOVED***** Last edited by marcus35; 10-03-2010 at 03:10 AM. |
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ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.' Last edited by openthe4thseal; 11-28-2016 at 03:38 PM. Reason: Duplicate and Professional Photo Removed |
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ON TURNING 100
'I don't feel old. In fact, I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.' ON GOING TO HEAVEN 'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.' |
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