100 pantyhose pics - part CXI

osreb · #1 10-03-2011, 11:13 PM

Universal Laws ..

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll want to pee.

osreb · #2 10-03-2011, 11:15 PM

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

osreb · #3 10-03-2011, 11:17 PM

4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

6. Variation Law - If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will then move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

osreb · #4 10-03-2011, 11:20 PM

7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

osreb · #5 10-03-2011, 11:23 PM

The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

osreb · #6 10-03-2011, 11:29 PM

Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'

osreb · #7 10-03-2011, 11:32 PM

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been
living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were
used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

osreb · #8 10-03-2011, 11:36 PM

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been
at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing
suit, so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked.. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care.

osreb · #9 10-03-2011, 11:38 PM

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed
by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said, 'Well......she's there.'

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osreb · #10 10-03-2011, 11:42 PM

100 pantyhose pics - part CXI

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