Failures-Flops-Turn Offs-Disappointments

[DRDavenport]

Originally Posted by SyFoster

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When I came back out, she was lying naked, on my couch, with a smile on her face. “Your turn”, she said. I shook my head and said, “Unfortunately, no”. She seemed confused and asked why not. I pointed at my watch. Then she looked at hers. “Damn!, I didn’t realize what time it was”, she said. I was saved by the clock. And she was none the wiser. She quickly grabbed her clothes and went into the bathroom. She came out a minute later dressed, and hugged me. “I’m sorry; he didn’t get to play”, she said as she patted my dick. I assured her it was fine and we left to go back to work.

Hard-ons are more fragile than many women think....
The brain is the the erogenous zone....
Little things can turn it off. Last year I was in the pool with a lady who wanted to fuck me (again). But she thought she was coming down with a cold and wouldn't kiss. I couldn't get it up for her....

DR

[chuckfinly]

Originally Posted by SyFoster

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When I came back out, she was lying naked, on my couch, with a smile on her face. “Your turn”, she said. I shook my head and said, “Unfortunately, no”. She seemed confused and asked why not. I pointed at my watch. Then she looked at hers. “Damn!, I didn’t realize what time it was”, she said. I was saved by the clock. And she was none the wiser. She quickly grabbed her clothes and went into the bathroom. She came out a minute later dressed, and hugged me. “I’m sorry; he didn’t get to play”, she said as she patted my dick. I assured her it was fine and we left to go back to work.

Was there a next time were things worked out or did that kill it permanently for you?


I think anyone who says they have not had any fails is lying. I have had similar situations to the OP with my own wife. She put on so weight for a bit after our second kid and still is not as trim as she was when we met. Her boobs sag some but I still find her sexy as can be. She is a little insecure about it though. She will sometimes make comments about her being fat or something along those lines and it is a total mood killer for me. Especially if I complement her and she replies with a derogatory remark about herself. This has happened several times though no one time stands out as story worthy to me.

Something kind of funny though I guess. My ex GF wanted to try role play stuff. I really am not into role play and think it is kind of silly/childish but I want to please my partner so I thought I would surprise her and give her a try. She used to make comments about the ROTC cadets being hot in their uniforms and she would make comments about me in my turnouts (fire fighter gear). There is no way I would use my turnouts for anything in the bedroom. They have been exposed to the most disgusting shit you can imagine and I have seen the worst in them. So... I decided to put on a set of old Army BDU's, a kevlar military helmet, body armor, a web set with ammo magazines and gear on it along with a pistol, combat boots, and a GI style AR-15 rifle (yes I have all that stuff sitting around). She said she was going to get into something fun after dinner which meant lingerie... I told her ok but I needed to check the horses and I would be up in a few. I got my costume on and walked into the bedroom. As soon as she saw me she asked what the fuck I was doing and then started laughing. That was mood killer number one. Then she said to get rid of the weapons because she did not find them sexy... mood killer number two. I was done for the night

She did not last long. She was not cut out for ranch life. She had no interest in learning to work the ranch. She freaked out over the wild critters and bugs on a ranch. She hated guns and the fact that I never go anywhere except in the fire department, post office, and planes without one. She always worried about me as a firefighter and would constantly watch the news and if she heard of something dangerous that I was probably called out to she would call non stop sometimes even calling the station. She was a great fuck and gave the second best blow jobs I have ever had and was a all in all nice person but we just had drastically different lifestyles.

[AnonGirlTN]

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[Soupdragon]

After working for the company that included this as one of it's memorable highlights I went working for a tech support company. They had a couple of offices in two towns about 20 miles from each other. I worked between the two with occasional visits to customers offices. I got talking to one of the admin girls at a customers office and quickly built up a flirty rapport with her. Gemma. She was in her early 20s, slim, blonde, had a gorgeous arse and a decent pair of tits. Every time a call came through for her site I'd quickly pick it up so I could see her.

One day I went and she seemed a bit glum, turned out she'd split up with her boyfriend a few days previously. That killed the mood that day! The next time I went she was back to her usual self, happy and flirty. I asked her if she fancied going out for a drink at some point. We got along, she was single, I was single, nothing to lose! She gave me her number and we started to plan an evening out.

We ended up going out for a few drinks a week or so later and had a great time so planned a second date.

The second date planning quickly went from a day out somewhere to an evening at her companies awards evening at a hotel about an hour away. A few days before she asked if I fancied stopping over because there was a free bar and as such it'd be cheaper to get a hotel room than a taxi home. Of course I instantly said yes!

I was looking forward to a potentially dirty weekend away with Gemma, and only the second date! Of course I instantly started to fantasise about what we'd get up to, and what she'd be like in bed and what her body would be like.

The awards night came around and we quickly made full use of the free bar. The actual awards ceremony was pretty boring, but afterwards more free drinks meant more flirty dancing and the odd kiss on the dance floor. We were both getting pretty horny as the night went on so we decided to go to the hotel room for a bit of fun.

In the room she pushed me onto the bed and climbed on top of me and started to kiss me, took off my shirt and unbuckled my belt so she could get her hand into my pants. It wasn't the most comfortable position to be in so I took my pants off for her and she started to wank me off whilst she was still on top kissing me.

Not liking the fact I was almost completely naked and she was still fully dressed I ran my hand down her back to her ass and pulled her dress up, running my hands over her satin red knickers. Not going to lie, I was slightly disappointed she wasn't wearing anything a bit sexier. But never mind! I moved my hand round to rub her clit but as my hand brushed across the front of her knickers it felt like I was stroking a bristly brush. Not what I was expecting, but maybe I'd somehow managed to stroke the inside of her dress, considering we were still in quite an awkward position.

At this point she must have been uncomfortable too. I mean, on top of me with her hands on my dick whilst I was trying to get my hand in her knickers at the same time. So she got up and pulled her dress back down. She reached round to her back, undid the zip and the back of her dress and dropped it to the ground.

This was where things started to go wrong. She unclipped her bra and her tits went south. I was surprised at how saggy they were considering her age, they just didn't look right with her slim body. But, nothing to worry about. Tits are tits! But my eyes continued to move down her body. The bristly brush I felt which I thought may have been the inside of her dress definitely wasn't the inside of her dress! A huge black mound of pubes were sticking through the front of her knickers. Pubes don't bother me, I do prefer pubes to a bald pussy. But this was too much. Especially as the black bush continued at least a couple of inches down her inner thigh. She dropped her knickers and joined me on the bed. Unfortunately my hard one was now more of a semi.

I started to play with her tits but she kept pushing my hand down to her pussy. Well, no turning back! I rubbed my fingers across and in her clit a couple of times, feeling her warm wetness. I just couldn't get past the pubes though. Especially when I looked at my hand and I ended up with some of her excess pubes stuck to my wet fingers.

The night quickly went downhill from there. I couldn't get a hard on again and she was still horny. I apologised that I couldn't 'perform', but instead of her being disappointed she just laughed and said 'well you did have a lot to drink'. Yeah... drink... that's it!

She did end up wanking me off that night, but that was it. I had to close my eyes as I tweaked her nipples and pretend she was someone else.... The thought of her afro-vag was an instant turn off! I did finger her later on which did make her groan with pleasure, but having to wash her pubes off my fingers afterwards isn't really something I'd like to do again.

Our flirty friendship ended that night. Whenever I saw her again at work we'd always talk and have a chat, but the flirty days were definitely over!

[explorer98]

...but fits perfectly here!!

Lots of years ago, in my late teens, my girlfriend's parents were away on holiday so we had their house to ourselves for a week. Naturally enough, we were at it like rabbits the entire time!!

There are two things I particularly remember though and this is one of them: one afternoon, we were on the sofa - banging like a gate in a gale - when from the radio I heard; "...and whatever you're doing, you're doing it better with Radio 1!"

And right at the point, suddenly, I wasn't!!! We just collapsed in a laughing heap!!

My thanks to Paul Burnett for ruining a perfectly good fuck - but 40+ years later, it still makes me laugh!

[explorer98]

There's another one I'll spill here - and I've never mentioned this to anyone before! Long ago - in another life - I'd been in correspondence with a very interesting guy who had explained to me how he was training his submissive and the things he'd had her do.

He was very keen on sharing her! He had a particular thing for 'sloppy seconds' and it was also a major feature of her obedience that he 'gave her' to whoever he chose.

It didn't particularly light me up as a whole but it was interesting. I was a LOT younger then and had the raging hormones to fuel pretty much anything!

They lived quite a long way away but one week in particular, I was working much closer to their part of the world and so we arranged to meet. I didn't really know what to expect but I was curious and it was either that or another evening sitting in a strange hotel somewhere...!

It all turned to shit pretty quickly! Traffic was a nightmare, I was much later than planned and what I didn't know at the time was that he'd had her tied up the whole time, waiting for me to arrive. When I did get there, he'd untied her and she was wearing a dressing gown which she was instructed to lose as soon as I arrived. He also insisted that she address me as Sir xxxxxxx - which I hate and always weirds me out!

She was barefoot - which normally, I'd love - but she'd very clearly had a long time in very ill-fitting shoes and her feet were an awful shape which I really couldn't stop looking at and really turned me off! There was also a very energetic and enthusiastic black Labrador bouncing around which I knew had been 'involved' in ways I won't go into here.

Anyway, after 'exchanging pleasantries' 'Slave K' was instructed to please me and duly took up her role and position. She was on all fours and her 'owner' was already fucking her while she busied herself using her mouth on me. I really wasn't having a 'hard time' if you get my drift and was quite embarrassed by the whole thing.

He turned her over and carried on fucking her while I continued in her mouth. She did have the most fabulous, floppy tits which I did like a lot and while I was fucking her mouth, I picked them up by her nipples. You'd have thought I'd branded her!!

I really didn't take hold of her that hard by any means but clearly ANY level of pain wasn't her thing - perhaps not ideal for a submissive??!! That dampened things further and with the bloody dog jumping around trying to get in on the action, I really wasn't into it any more by that stage.

He asked me if I'd like to fuck her but I politely declined. To be honest, I doubt I could have by then and it all dissolved into an awkward mess!

Big lessons learned for me anyway. Things don't always turn out the way you expect - especially when you're a cocky 30-something!!!

Novel postscript to this - and something even more weird than all of the above - MANY (probably ten) years later, the LinkedIn algorithm identified her as someone I might know and like to connect with...!!!

It all kind

[DiegoJames]

We've all had the odd time (the heat, too much to drink, general tiredness, maybe impending illness) where we couldn't perform. It happens, but it's still possible to provide her with a lot of very focussed pleasure, even with a limp cock.

Not quite a 'flop', but quite recently I had her revved up for a bit of anal, about to sink it into her, when her talk -which was turning me on spectacularly- all about 'up to the hilt, baby, and fill my little asshole with your cum' sort of chat, had me shoot my load off all over her backside, down her legs, over her feet

I was giving myself the odd stroke whilst readying her for rear entry, but still...I didn't think I was remotely close to cumming. All that was needed was a few choice words and it was blast off.

Still, she licked dry what was dribbling and then I set to work on her with my tongue instead. Much queefing was also taking place

[1michael]

I was at a point where I found a beautiful girlfriend with plenty of busty charms on TOP and we seem to be going in the right direction for advancing to some sexual business!
I took her out on my boat and we had a great time on the Lake, she wore a smaller Bikini and her boobs were bouncing around like wild and that got me a bit excited!
A short time later she told me that she thinks I was spending too much time looking at her boobs bouncing, so she put on a shirt to cover up her Top action - Bummer!
Another time we got to hit it off a bit heaver in my car and I finally got a chance to play with her boobs!
I guess it got her a little excited too, cause she asked me if I wanted to have sex with her and I said YES instantly!
She got her bottom all clear of clothing and I had done the same! I was so excited to finally be able to have sex with her that it only took a little of her soft hands to get me hard and she turned around and got mounted as she inserted me inside her!
Just after a few thrilling bounces on my cock, she got off and said this isn't right and got dressed! It was a bit more difficult for me trying to get my stuff on with a hard erection still!
But after taking her home I told myself that I wasn't going to strike out 3 times, so I never went out with her again!
To me it was a disappointment and a full failure / flop, not getting to enjoy her all the way!
But I can say that at least m cock was inside her and that felt Great for the moment~

[DiegoJames]

Originally Posted by 1michael

But I can say that at least m cock was inside her and that felt Great for the moment~

Worthy of a whole thread by itself!

'I was in but we never finished it off properly'.

I'm sure we've all had times when there was a one-off where it wasn't, a 'full' experience. I once had a play fight with my best friend's sister and I'd got hard, my cock had appeared from the shorts I had on, and -you couldn't do it again if you tried 1000 times- her panties had got slid away from her fanny and suddenly I was half-way in without trying. I cottoned onto it immediately, withdrew and settled the play-fight down immediately. She knew too, but neither of us said a thing about it and changed the subject immediately.

[DiegoJames]

Originally Posted by SyFoster

Oh the power women have.

Absolutely!

And it can be a look, a phrase, an action they've done 100 times before and yet...this time...wow!