Embarrassing

[Jessica_I_1989]

I went on a picnic with a guy for our first day. Long story short, he sat us under a pine or cedar tree, in an area infest with ticks. I started noticing them crawling all over me. I freaked out and cut the date short. I could feel them crawling all over me, so I went to my parents house and had to have my mom give me a full body search...

Ticks love getting under your arms, under your tits, between your legs, etc. she pulled off at least 10 ticks off me with tweezers. Had some between my legs on the inside of my thighs, and one between my vag and butt hole...lol

It was super embarrassing... but didn’t have anybody else to do it...

[enripa]

Sure. This happened, just as all the other BS in your bazillions of other posts. May I kindly guide you to the fiction section?

[Gnome72141]

Originally Posted by enripa

Sure. This happened, just as all the other BS in your bazillions of other posts. May I kindly guide you to the fiction section?

I once had a tick at my crotch. I freaked the heck out and tried to get my friend to help me but his reaction was worse than my own. I pulled it off but the head got stuck in. I had my mother help me get the head out with tweezers while I wrapped up everything I didn't want to be seen in many towels, making the process way more dramatic than it had to be. Totally true. Totally 0% sexy.

[bigmacattack]

As someone who has seen my share of ticks, I find this completely believable. I'm not sure why someone would even question it.

By the way, a great way to remove ticks is a little dawn dishsoap on a cottonball. it has to be Dawn brand dish soap though. They come right off. rub it in circles. Even works in your hair.

[Jessica_I_1989]

we have a lot of ticks in our area...

[buddy i con]

The way to remove a tick is to put a little gasoline on it. Wait a bit, then light it. Eventually it will pull its head out, then stab it with an ice pick.

[tFighterPilot]

Originally Posted by enripa

Sure. This happened, just as all the other BS in your bazillions of other posts. May I kindly guide you to the fiction section?

If she said her date had to remove them I'd say you're right, but her story, as it is, sounds completely plausible.

[outbog1]

I've pulled 100's of ticks off me,I worked in the brush and woods for 42 years,I've had Lyme disease,Do Not put anything on a tick to pull it off,use tweezers and try to get to the head,pull straight back,they get in good and it takes a bit to pull them out,then treat with alcohol or peroxide,watch for a bullseye ,if you get one go to the Dr. and get doxycycline.

[chuckfinly]

Originally Posted by enripa

Sure. This happened, just as all the other BS in your bazillions of other posts. May I kindly guide you to the fiction section?

I cannot say one way or the other but it is mostly believable to me. I have never seen someone get that many ticks but we do have ticks on a couple of our ranches and my wife and I always check each other for ticks.

Originally Posted by kajuk

Makes me think of that song By Brad Paisley - Ticks. It is a pretty cute song. if you have never heard it you can find it on YouTube.

I thought of the same song. While I said my wife and I check each other for ticks, it usually is just a utilitarian part of ranch life. As a somewhat funny aside... when that song came out a long time friend of mine called me and said I had to listen to it. She told me I was the first person she thought of when she heard the song because everything in it sounded like something I would say.

[loneeagle]

This is my 1st story for this group, but its the 1st I feel comfortable telling. Sorry about spelling and grammar.

My story that involves ticks was about 12 years ago. I was engaged to a very religious (no seeing or touching before marriage) woman that I loved but it unfortunately it didn't work out and she was not there.

I was helping an elderly friend of ours with taking some of her deceased husbands stuff to the dump as I always help out and had a truck.
The elderly friend recruited several other friends to help cleanup that weekend. For my trip I had 2 girls go with me, one was 24 the other it was her 19th birthday we were all part of the same group of friends.
I got a call asking me to stay away, that they were setting up for an impromptu birthday party for the 19 year old.

So we went to my place parked I grabbed some towels and walked to the stream about 1/2 a mile away in the state park. I kept teasing that I was going to push them in ect. They started complaining about how hot and humid it was and wanted to go back to my place and hang out there.

I suggested just getting in the stream and got told not to splash or push them in and they would go wading.
The 24 year old the said screw it she was getting wet stripped to her bra and panties and got in then started splashing us.

We the 19 year old asked if she could use my Tshirt since we were close to my house and she only had 1 set of clothes and lived 3 hours away.
She went behind a tree and stripped down to her panties and put on my shirt.

Once the 19 year old rejoined us in the water we started splashing ect. The 24 year old screamed to stop she couldn't get her bra wet so she went to the side took it off and the 19 year old was like WTF are you doing?
Her reply was he has seen me before (due to medical emergency). About then my cellphone rang saying that everything was almost ready and we should be back in an hour. We went to my house as we got in the 24 year old ran to the shower to be 1st. The 19 year old just stood there waiting, she looked down saw something crawling on her and started screaming. I looked told her it was a tick and let me get it. The 24 year old came running and I told her it was ok go shut off the shower we need to do a tick check. She was like what? So I explained what they were and that you usually can't just wash them off.

The 19 year old said what do I need to do I told her strip she laughed at me said no way and I pointed to another one on her leg she freaked and said ok. She took off my shirt she was still wearing and I checked her out found one more on her side about 2 inches from her left tit. The other girl asked how to find them I said come here and I showed her what to look for, she really got into looking at the younger girl with me.
Finally I told 19year old I need to check under your panties. She was so embarrassed, We found 1 more in her hair. I told the girls to switch positions and now checked the 24 year old. the younger girl acted embarrassed and said you have this and went and got in the shower. I found 2 ticks on the older girl one on her leg and the other in the hair on her head.
Then she went to get back in the shower when the younger girl got out.

I know it would have a better story to have been a threesome at the end or any sex but I was dedicated to my fiance and they were all friends.

Later we went camping and the younger girl joined me in the men's shower and I freaked a bit and still didn't take advantage of the situation as I was scared of my fiance finding out, the girls parents who were only 4 years older than me finding out or getting caught which another guy came in and waited for the only shower that we were in and said hello to us when we left the stall we were so embarrassed.

Unfortunately my fiance and I didn't work out the older girl was crazy and the younger girl got married moved across the country but still flirts all the time.