Church Service to remember

[tewart]

My wife and I decided to visit the local Episcopal church up the road for Easter services. We got there a little early and the place was already packed. At the last minute just before the services started, a well-dressed middle age woman took a seat on the pew directly in front of me. She was wearing a form fitting tight two-piece white skirt suit and a matching hat. She looked stunning to say the least.

As the service went on, there was a time to use the kneeling bench. Being Presbyterians, we just stood. This woman went to crouch down on the bench and the seam under her zipper started separating. I thought I was going to heaven. Throughout the service we had to stand and sit. Each time the skirt gaped wider and wider. She was wearing what appeared to be full cut satin white briefs and a lacy white garter belt which held up her nude colored stockings. At one time I could see all the way through the skirt to the floor. This lady had no clue what was happening and those who noticed including my wife were not saying a thing.

One time she sat and rolled a little sideways to look in her purse for some money for the offering. Her skirt was gaping widely once again. I was trying to figure out how to snap a photo without getting busted. There were just too many people.

Upon the closing prayer, she started to kneel to the bench again. The entire seam split all the the way open with a loud pop. She felt that and grabbed the back of her skirt. The look on her face was priceless. I saw everything and man what a sexy sight. Her rear was splendid, and her legs were slender. Many people around her saw what happened and by this point I was having a heart attack. When the services ended, you could tell she had no idea what to do. I offered her my jacket which she tied around her waist. She was very embarrassed and said the outfit was more fragile than she thought. My wife assured her that nobody saw anything as we walked her to her car. Yeah right 

As my wife and I walked back to our car, I said that’s a service I will never forget. She started hitting me with her purse. Too funny.

[Gnome72141]

Exactly seven Easter Sundays ago, we went to a church service because my wife was feeling guilty for not going. It was worth it.

Church was packed. We were outside the sanctuary due to all the people. A couple in their late-20s came in and sat down next to where we were standing, like very close. My knee was bumping into the woman's elbow. The wife had a form fitting shirt on with a stiff, padded bra that was waaaaay too big. As soon as she sat down, I saw her right breast completely unobstructed since her bra was nowhere near actually touching it. I perfectly remember her b-cup, very perky breast, huge dark areolas compared to the overall size of her breast, and semi-flat nipples. Her husband noticed and he looked, too, but never said anything to her.

After a long, wonderful 20 minutes, she noticed and spent the rest of the time holding her shirt to her chest while looking around to see who might have seen. I think she realized that I had likely seen something because she kept looking up and over her shoulder at me several times.

After the service, my wife asked why she kept looking at me. I said it's because her boobs were showing the whole service and she was probably wondering if I had noticed. My wife said, "So I am guessing that you are glad that I dragged you here, right?" I still said I am never going again, regardless of the boob show or not.