Naked pranks, accidental nudity and other funny naked/sexy stories

[Openyoureyez89]

I found a couple threads that had similar themes but not quite exactly. Just a thread to share funny stories that involve nudity and sexual situations. I’ll start with one but I have a few to share and look forward to reading others.

When I was 18 I went to my Greek friends house for a pool. Her best friend, Jenny was over. They were both also 18. A day with two young pretty girls in bikinis? Sign me up. It was sunny but not the warmest day so we went to the heater and tried to figure out how to turn it on. Suddenly Jenny screeched and ran back to our seats exclaiming there was a mouse. I looked around and sure enough found it, however it was dead. Probably killed by their cat. I got the heater working and we swam a bit but it took so long to heat up it was chilly and we decided to spend our day poolside rather than swimming.

After lunch Jenny laid on her stomach and undid her top to prevent tan lines. My girlfriend at the time gave me a “watch what I’m about to do” look. She crinkled her napkin up and tossed it onto Jenny’s back. “Here’s that dead mouse!” Obviously she would never have actually done that but Jenny’s instincts and extreme fear of mice kicked in before reason. She shrieked and stood up swiping and swatting at her back before realizing it was just a napkin. Then the reality set in that she had stood wearing only bikini bottoms, in front of her friend’s boyfriend, her b cup tits jiggling and swaying as she panicked. Her hands finally quickly went to her tits. She held them in hand bra fashion and began to laugh her ass off. My girlfriend already was. I was almost forcing laughter to hide how fucking horny I had become. All in all it was probably an 8 second show but it seemed to play out in slow motion and the view of her young puffy pink nipples is forever burned into my brain.

[Openyoureyez89]

First let me say I proofread that story but didn’t catch that I said “Greek friend” instead of “girlfriend”. She was definitely not Greek.

Another funny story though is from that same time frame and with the same girlfriend and her same pool.

We had a group of friends over when her parents were away for a weekend. I stood at the edge of the pool with our friends (two guys and two girls) swimming. My girlfriend came behind me and depantsed me. My trunks got to my thighs and my cock was exposed. I’m not one to get embarrassed but our friends were hooting and hollering.

Needless to say I started exacting my revenge in my head. Perhaps she allowed the situation because she knew and wanted it, or maybe she figured I wouldn’t expose her but I swam to the edge of the pool where she stood at one point facing away. I hopped up and hooked my fingers into her bikini bottoms and as I fell back into the pool I pulled them down. I figured it may be difficult and maybe I’d only expose her bum for a brief second. But this was a bikini with strings on the hips and one side became completely untied and they fell to her ankles. She shrieked and yanked them up. The guys were all in the pool facing her nice round butt and as she kneeled to retrieve the bottoms her pussy popped out beneath. Her girlfriends were out of the pool with her so her pussy faced them as she frantically retied them. She called me an asshole and I said I didn’t realize they’d come off like that. But she was laughing so I knew I wasn’t in any big trouble. I didn’t tell her about her rear pussy exposure though. That might have changed things.

[Everard]

Here's my 'prank' story which I've posted before but it's worth repeating:

To bring you up to speed; I had this girlfriend, I'll call her Tina although that was not her name. Several years younger than me, 5ft 10, curvy, bloody gorgeous (think Kate Bush circa 1980) and sexy as a very sexy thing.
Anyway, with me still living at home and her sharing a flat with two other girls, privacy was a little hard to come by, so it became our custom, particularly in the summer, to head out of the city to a country pub, where we would sit and wait for the sun to go down. Then when we’d decided it was dark enough, we’d drive down the road to a deserted lane, where we would park, and enjoy a glass or two of wine before stripping off for some steamy rampant sex. (As the lady herself liked to call it!)
One night after we had done the deed, I had to answer a call of nature so got out of the car. While relieving myself I heard some shuffling, followed by a loud click and a giggle. And when I tried to get back in … I couldn’t. She’d locked the doors.
So there I was, twenty miles from home, stuck outside the car in a country lane where anyone could walk or drive past at any time, and totally starkers. (25 years before I became a naturist by the way!) I spent a very uncomfortable few minutes trying to persuade Tina to let me back in (during which time she was jumping up and down laughing, sounding the horn and flashing the lights) and making a supreme effort not to let her see how annoyed I was. Eventually, she relented and unlocked the door. (She couldn’t drive so at least I knew she wasn’t going to shoot off and leave me stranded.)
A week or so later we were back in the same situation and, as before, I got out. And as before, I heard the shuffle, click and giggle. This time I simply let myself back in using the spare key I’d had cut the day before, hidden in the door pocket, and palmed as I got out. What puzzled me, though, was that I never got my revenge by locking her out on some future occasion. Perhaps I just wasn’t as mean as she was!

[4cali]

That reminds me of years ago when I was driving a former girlfriend and her friend around. They got the idea to moon people. This was the early 2000s. They were both 18 or 19. Imagine a girl thinking this is anything but incredibly sexy to a random guy. Oh no a sexy 19 year old girl is showing me her naked ass. Anyway, I drove by the movie theater and there was a line of about thirty people. I stole this idea from the movie Dirty Work with Norm MacDonald. He does this to his friend. I drove by the line honking, my girlfriend and her friend screaming “whooo!” As they hung their bare asses out the passenger and rear passenger window. Then I stopped the car. “What are you doing? Drive!” My girlfriend shouted. I did not. After giving the line a view of their asses for nearly thirty seconds the girls started to go from giggling to mad at me so I finally sped off laughing all the while. A funny prank on them but also a sexy favor to all the fellas in that line. I bet some of them still think about it.

[rudolfm]

Originally Posted by 4cali

That reminds me of years ago when I was driving a former girlfriend and her friend around. They got the idea to moon people.

Maybe they were horny and were planning a threesome with you, but lost the mood after your prank. Don't annoy horny girls if you could maybe fuck them 😆

[Gnome72141]

I don't know if this counts, but back when I used to cycle 30 miles every day, I used to get flashed by women A LOT. They would honk their car horn, I would look, and their passenger(s) would flash me. It happened almost every ride!

Then for the past 10-12 years, I haven't been flashed a single time. I don't know what was going on a decade ago, but it's a bummer that it stopped!

[4cali]

Originally Posted by rudolfm

Maybe they were horny and were planning a threesome with you, but lost the mood after your prank. Don't annoy horny girls if you could maybe fuck them 😆

I assure you that was not the case lol.

[4cali]

Originally Posted by Gnome72141

Then for the past 10-12 years, I haven't been flashed a single time. I don't know what was going on a decade ago, but it's a bummer that it stopped!

To be honest I think it’s the current crop of teenagers and 20 something’s. They’re just kind of party poopers. All the people I know who are gen x and older millennials partied in their day and have stories of wild times. Younger kids are so tame. Maybe because their social lives have been mostly online.

[rudolfm]

The old ones sepnd their time telling about their past wild parties. The young ones are still busy 😁

[Jjd1]

My girlfriend was over one day and had to run out to her car to grab something. I locked the door behind her and when she came back I told her to get naked if she wanted back in. I expected her to say no and then I'd just let her in, but to my surprise she got naked right there on the front porch.