DIRTIEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX

[George VI]

Where was the dirtiest or sketchiest place that you’ve had a sexual encounter? Bathroom? Closet? Alley? Abandoned building?

I guess for me it was when I was in my early twenties. At a party at a friend's old house, I met a girl that was eighteen. I don’t remember much about the whole episode, I was very drunk. But somehow I was able to talk her into going with me up into this old attic and having sex, while the party was still going on downstairs. Just a dingy attic, I'm pretty sure there was an old single bed that we used. She was kind of a cute (for a drunk guy) brunette with an average body and smaller B cup tits. But I long ago forgot her name, or many details beyond being on top of her and sliding down her bra cups so I could suck on her tits. I'm sure we didn't completely undress.

[tom_cat]

I was in college and went to a bar on a Friday night. I was drinking heavily and this chick came up and asked me to dance and during out dance asked if I wanted to go outside. We ended up in a car and when it got too steamy we took a walk down the road to a cow pasture. I got her panties down and fucked her on the ground. Don't know if she was laying in a cow plop or not, but it was possible. The next day I was relieved we weren't in my dorm room or I might have had to chew my own arm off to get out of there. Yep, she was coyote ugly!

[sheepie]

dundee!!

[bbdubluv45]

Between a bathroom floor in a private pool area in an apartment complex, and standing up in a public restroom at a little league field.

[SandyM]

In college, we used to party in a disused train tunnel that ran under part of the campus. And, yes, one night, as drunk as I could be, I had sex with a girl friend, there in the tunnel. I'm sure hoping it also counts as the nastiest place she ever had sex!

[Leviticus59]

I used to manage all the maintenance at a large school bus lot. This particular site had about 200 buses, so pretty big and busy, six or eight mechanics, noise, lots of bus drivers wandering through, constant bus traffic coming and going. The building was old, ramshackle, prone to flooding from a nearby creek, and had been added onto several times.

One of the add-ons was a tire room, which still had a dirt floor. It had a battered, homemade door on it which didn't lock and mostly would just flop shut under its own weight. We kept all our spares, used tires and rims in there, along with some other mechanical flotsam and jetsam (big spare parts, snowblowers, etc). Automotive shops can get extremely grimy and dirty over time if not attended to regularly, and this place was no exception. That old tire room also had a healthy decoration of several decades worth of cobwebbing.

Couple of years into my employment I started fucking a very cute, redheaded, housewife bus driver. Finding places for a quickie was always kind of problematic, and we ended up fucking on school buses out on the lot most of the time, one of us keeping an eye out during the act. Then there was the tire room, which we eventually began ducking into from time to time. Dangerous; we could hear people walking by just on the other side of the dilapidated, non-locking door. And then we had to exit the room afterward. If anyone had seen her coming out of there they'd have instantly known what was up. But such was the heat of desire and excitement from the danger.

And that little barn sided, tin roofed room was so dirty. I swear she must've gone home many times with dusty, black tire tread marks on her ass, cobwebs in her hair, and barn dirt in her shoes. All that happened over 20 years ago. I'm kinda chuckling to myself remembering it all.

[stoneme123]

Craigavon Sewage Works.

[MazerHackem]

I don't know for the life of me how I remembered this, 'but':

youtube.com/watch?v=n-qc-ntq5qw

[piecenick]

A stuck freight elevator with my GF, it was the 1st time we had sex together. We were at this warehouse to pic up something for her father when the elevator stopped. We rang the bell over and over until we heard someone say, "we called maintenance, they'll be here in about an hour, have a seat".

My GF was getting panicky, we had only been dating a couple of months, no sexy stuff yet. She just said that maybe if we have sex it will take her mind off the situation. I'm thinking that I don't know if I can make it last an hour. It was close enough.

[George VI]

standing up in a public restroom at a little league field

I think we’re gonna need a few details on this one. I’m hoping you’ll say that you banged some baseball mom in there.