Exhibitioning to unexpecting people

[sweety]

Originally Posted by iamneverme

Ok ... here's the deal ... have you ever showed your privates to people like your neighbours and acting like you don't know they saw you ... ???

i'm sure you have ... post your stories then ... girls and Boys ...

well i believe i have a shapely ass

once during a carnival i had to pee and i went stone throw away behind bushy ferns which was next to the lane that passed by

and all of a sudden i heard voices and they were of my cousins

and strangly instead of covering up hurriedly , i squated there for a while so that my cousins could see my ass

my cousins seeing a girl's ass (which happend to be mine ) from a distance,

tried to peek and get a look

well they had a good look at my ass (not knowing it was my arse)

#my cousins are of my age

[Gnome72141]

Oh, yes, many times.

Whenever I knew people were coming to visit, I would go cycling and take a shower before they got there, but I always timed it so I would be walking out of the shower, towel in my arm but not around me, after they were there. I would always say "I didn't realize you would be here already," and occasionally I would start a normal conversation as I stood there totally naked with the towel in my arm.

My wife knew what I was up to, but my friends never really had a clue.

[delay]

When I was in high school and I suddenly had a body of a young man, I sometimes felt the need to exhibit it, but for a while I had no willing audience. So I made a plan (actually many plans) to show it to my younger step-sister. One day I was home a little earlier than her from school and I tried to time it right to be naked when she came home. My plan was that I would pretend I had been getting ready to go in the shower and then ran down to answer the house phone, but lost my towel on the stairs. So I left a towel lying on the stairs, and held the phone (pretending someone was on the line) in the kitchen waiting for her to walk in. It seemed like an eternity. Finally, I heard the key in the door, but to my shock, she was talking to someone and walked in with a female friend of hers who I knew well from school but who had never been to our place. What a welcome! I was panicking but there was no time to change plans so I had to roll with it! Two girls is a totally different dynamic from one, and when they walked in and saw me they immediately started laughing and acting crazy, loud, etc. I said "shhh"and pointed to the phone and pretended to finish a conversation. I let them see me, and didn't try to hide myself now that I was getting what I wanted, even though it was awkward. They said "what the **** are you doing", and kept laughing. I told them my story, I was about to get in the shower, the phone rang, and I ran downstairs and lost my towel on the way. When they asked me where is the towel, I pointed to the stairs. My step-sister's friend was closer to the staircase, and she picked it up. I reached out, thinking she would hand it to me, but instead she balled it up and put it under her arm and refused to hand it over. By this time I was really enjoying myself but I had to act like I was embarrassed. My step-sister was shouting at me to go upstairs and get in the shower, and I felt this had gone on long enough, so I said "give me the **** towel" to her friend but she kept moving away when I grabbed for it. It was the first time my step-sister had seen me naked since we were little kids and she was staring at my dick which by this time was half-erect, pointing straight ahead, enjoying the attention. When I finally sn*tched the towel away from the friend, instead of putting it back around my waist, I just held it and walked up the stairs shaking my head like all this had happened against my will.

[delay]

around the same time (I guess I was at my perviest then) I left a note in the bathroom for my step-sister to wake me up in the morning before she left the house. But I timed it so that when she came in my bedroom to wake me up I would already be up, naked, looking for some clothes to put on. By that time our parents would have left for work. When she opened the door she was surprised! She said sorry, she should have knocked first, and started to leave. I started speaking, and she turned back around. I asked her what time she had to leave home, and some other questions, just to keep her attention while I kept casually looking for clothes. It wasn't that weird since she had already seen me naked a few weeks before (see above!). I think that's what I enjoyed about it, acting like there was nothing unusual in me being naked while she was dressed...it's not like I wanted her to do anything to me (even though she wasn't my biological sister, we had grown up together). She went with it too, acting pretty casual compared to the time her friend had been there. It never became a very regular occurrence beyond these incidents and never happened once I started dating seriously, though a couple of times it happened the other way around, where she was the one unexpectedly naked.

[DRDavenport]

Originally Posted by delay

... though a couple of times it happened the other way around, where she was the one unexpectedly naked.

do tell....

[davyp1]

Originally Posted by delay

. . . . though a couple of times it happened the other way around, where she was the one unexpectedly naked.

Yes, please do tell . . .

[Kelina]

Originally Posted by iamneverme

Ok ... here's the deal ... have you ever showed your privates to people like your neighbours and acting like you don't know they saw you ... ??? i'm sure you have ... post your stories then ... girls and Boys ...

One thing I think any aspiring exhibitionist should do Is so simple.

In beginner mode, Underwear only, walk out to your mailbox or to get the paper. Do not check to see who's out there, just do It. I have done this many times.

The next step, Go get the mail naked and accidentally lock yourself out.
The Maintenance people will let you back In but the fun part Is It may take you a while to find them.

[KarlMalone]

When I was in college, I lived in a co-ed dorm. There was this really mousy girl that obviously had a crush on me. I didn't find her attractive at all, and worse yet, she was really weird and had a very stalker vibe to her. Anyway, I was at least nice to her (in part because her roommate was hot) and I think she mistook that politeness as interest in her.

One weekday night I guess her and her roommate had wine coolers and it was the first time ever she was drunk. She came over to my room and just sat on my couch and didn't say anything. It was..weird. My roommate was home for the week so it was just me and her. I asked her what she wanted, and she blubbered about something but it didn't really make sense cause she was tipsy, then she just kinda shut up and wouldn't talk and just sipped her drink.

Anyway, it was pretty late and I had class the next day so I asked her politely to leave. She just sat there. I started getting upset and told her more forcibly to leave. She just sat there. So I went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, got ready for bed, hoping that when I got back she'd be gone. When I got back she was still there. I said "you can stay or leave if you want, but I'm going to bed. Oh and I sleep in the nude."

I was hoping that would get her to leave, but it may have even backfired as she just stayed there. To be honest, it was also kinda exciting to be naked for someone that liked you, even if I was unattracted to her.

So I called her bluff and took off my shirt, and dropped my shorts, leaving me in boxers. At this point I was thinking I didn't want to get accused of like sexual harrassment or anything. OTOH, she had a crush on me, she was in MY room, unwilling to leave, why would I not be allowed to be naked in my own room? So I dropped my boxers and just stood their naked in front of her. She still just sat there frozen, although I could tell she was trying not to look and I think she was a bit embarrassed. I was too, so I quickly turned off the lights and jumped into bed and covered myself. She sat there for probably 10-15 more minutes before finally leaving.

Just a weird experience.

Another time when I was living off campus, my roommate and I were going to go to the bars with his girlfriend and her roommate (who was dating some other guy). She calls and says she's ready to go and she'll stop by our place, but we were playing video games, so he replies "we're not dressed yet." After he hangs up, he says "we should really NOT be dressed when they get here." So we get naked and pretend like we're studying, using books to shield ourselves. They walk in the door and I'll never forget the looks on their faces. So we weren't really exposed, but when we finally said "okay, we'll go get dressed," I got up and dropped my binder on purpose, giving them a bit of a show.

[ginas1989]

Originally Posted by KarlMalone

Anyway, it was pretty late and I had class the next day so I asked her politely to leave. She just sat there. I started getting upset and told her more forcibly to leave. She just sat there. So I went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, got ready for bed, hoping that when I got back she'd be gone. When I got back she was still there. I said "you can stay or leave if you want, but I'm going to bed. Oh and I sleep in the nude."

I loved this story especially the part of her just sitting there unresponsive. I may take this idea as inspiration for a future story of my own. It has lots of potential. Thanks for sharing! xxx

[sarahsostr8]

In the summer I get a thrill out of sitting leaning forward in a scoop necked dress and letting some random guy stare it my boobs!