[Voyeur] This years pee sightings from my condo

[Deeja]

Five years ago when America was going totally fucking crazy about gas prices my ex decided that we had to move from our large house in the suburbs to a tiny condo in a hipster neighborhood. Her rationale was that I would be close to the nightclubs I DJ at and she could use a free crew shuttle bus to get to the airport (she was a flight attendant) because we weren't going to be able to afford cars our in a few years. I thought this was a stupid idea, but as I quite enjoyed the company of this intelligent uninhibited bisexual flight attendant who among other things gave me my pee fetish by pissing absolutely anywhere, anytime. From peeing between cars at a VW dealership at ten in the morning to peeing on the grass next to a hotel hot tub at midnight and just about anywhere else where the need arose, she even peed in a flower bed at Disneyland. If a public washroom wasn't spotless, outside she went.

Then she found Jesus and it was all over. She moved to Texas to get fat, repent her sins and marry the dipshit who "saved" her. (Yes… I have pictures and no I will never share them.)

So, I was all alone in this stupid little condo I didn't want in the first place. But as it turned out… it wasn't all bad. Our condo was on the 9th floor and the building is on the top of a hill that over-looks a river valley. On the other side of the river is the campus of an art college that is somewhere in the neighborhood of 80% female. On this side of the river is a neighborhood full of irritating but hot hipster girls and a local police force that is ruthless with under-21 drinking and open containers. On the other side of the river at the bottom of a steep hill was a sandbar. This was where the college and hipster girls go to drink, and where they drink they will also pee. The police would have to be looking for a dead body to go down there.

When we moved in here, her father gave me a crazy hunting spotting scope that I left on a tripod in the kitchen just so he would see it when they came over. Then one day in June of 2010 I was just looking out the window when I saw three rafts full of girls climbing onto the sandbar. I went to the hunting scope and saw half a dozen girls in bikinis all squat and peeing together.

I have been enjoying this view for a couple years now, but this year as the snow melted I began to keep track and these are my sightings so far this year. (I was touring almost all of April)

March 28th 2013:

Two skater girls drinking along river at the top of the embankment the first girl, a brunette in green and black first peed alone in side profile at the bottom of the hill. Then later both girls pee together at the bottom of the embankment. The girl in green and black again pees in side profile and the bleach blonde girl in all black bare ass facing me in a high squat. The sun caught the second girls pee stream. After peeing together they leave.

May 6th 2013:

Three girls in a raft stop on the sandbar and pee separately. First a girl in a yellow lifejacket and white shorts runs to the edge of the tall grass and pees in a high squat, stream fully visible. Then a girl in a purple top and black bikini bottoms runs into the tall grass for privacy, completely obscured. Finally the last girl in pink and orange bikini squats and pees on the sandbar right next to the raft side profile without any cover and wipes herself. After peeing they carry their raft up the embankment and leave.

May 8th 2013:

An anorexically skinny redhead is sitting on the edge of the river drinking with her white trash dreadlocked boyfriend, after three beers she looks uncomfortable. Almost half an hour later she gets up and walks up the hill a little and squats between two bushes open to the front. Standing up reveals a natural pussy. They then smoke pot and stay another hour till it is dark.

Meanwhile on the other side of the sandbar two women in cycling gear make their way down the hill as a man stands at the top with his and their bikes. One is a skinny blonde and the other a skinny asian, both look around 25. They only go far enough to be out of sight from the man, they are in the open when the blonde pulls down her shorts exposing another natural pussy and pees in a high squat as the other girl just looks around. She pulls her pants up without wiping. The asian girl then squats spreading her legs far apart without pulling her pants down and appears to pee through a fly in her shorts, she also doesn't wipe. The blonde girl appears to watch the technique intently. They then run back up the hill to their male companion and leave

May 9th 2013:

A skinny blonde girl wearing a black yoga outfit, a preppy looking black girl in a tracksuit and a slightly thick asian girl are drinking beside the river. After an hour the white girl is the first to pee and wanders around looking for cover from her friends. After several false starts trying to squat she leans against a tree and pees a large stream and reveals a fully shaved pussy. Before the white girl returns to the group the black girl heads to the tall grass and squats covered from the torso up. Despite matching the other two girls beer for beer the asian girl does not pee, even though the other two girls appear to be cajoling her to by pointing at the tall grass, the black girl squats in front of her with her pants on demonstrating the technique. A few minutes later they leave together.

May 13th 2013:

Two girls one in black sweatpants and a nightmare before christmas hoodie and a hipster looking girl in a black tank top and pink leggings and a pink skirt are drinking beside the river. Soon the girl in the hoodie goes to the same covered spot as the black girl in the previous entry to pee. A while later a blonde girl in a tan frilly top and bluejeans makes her way down the hill, waves to the other two girls and goes directly behind some tall grass shielding her from the other girls and does a perfect side profile low pee squat with a visible stream ahead of her. She wipes and then joins the group. Soon after the girl in the black tank top goes to pee and wanders about 150 feet from the group before peeing in the open in a high squat on the sandbar. Standing up with her panties around her knees she holds her skirt out of the way to wipe revealing a shaved pussy. About half an hour later the girl in tan again goes to pee but is ushered to the same sheltered spot by hoodie girl. A while later still hoodie girl goes to pee again in the same spot. After she returns they leave.

At the same time a townie looking couple is fishing and suntanning on the far east side of the sandbar, the woman is about thirty, skinny and topless wearing only a bikini bottom and mostly playing with her iPhone while she lies near the rivers edge. Her tits look like perky B's. They aren't drinking heavily but have been there for more than two hours. Eventually she gets up and starts walking around before sitting on a large rock. She pulls her bottoms to the side and pees, most of her pee hitting the rock and not the ground. No more than twenty feet away the man doesn't even glance in her direction. She must have splashed herself because she stands up and wades into the river waist deep. They leave an hour later without her peeing again.

June 4th 2013:

A large mixed group is sitting on the edge of the river, they don't appear to be drinking, just sitting there. After a while skinny brunette wearing a black tank-top and blue denim shorts leaves the group and walks a good distance away from the group and part way up the hill before doing a high squat side-profile over some tall grass in the open, the sun catching her stream. After wiping she returns to the group. Nobody else pees and the group leaves about half an hour later.

Later in the evening a group of two girls and three guys are sitting at the top of the escarpment far away from anything. They don't appear to be drinking alcohol either, but a nerdy looking brunette is wearing a purple, pink and white sun dress is nursing an enormous water bottle. After an hour she goes to pee for the first time, walking further along the ridge before climbing part way down the hill in a clearing where she removes her panties and sits on the ground peeing downhill. Her pussy is obscured by the dress. She puts her panties back on without wiping and returns to the group. Half an hour later the guys have left and she goes to pee again. This time she doesn't go nearly as far, walking straight down the hill from the group and going behind a bush fully obscured. The girls stay till it gets dark but nobody else pees.

June 6th 2013:

It is getting later into the evening when four women shimmy there way down the hill and sit on a gravelly patch on the very edge of the river. I say women because the youngest of them looks to be about thirty. This is an unusual bunch since virtually all the people who drink down there are the college and hipster set. The eldest looking of the lot is a busty but trim brunette wearing a black tank top and blue jeans, she looks about forty. Next is a professional looking, very skinny blonde who looks about thirty-five and is wearing a blue and white top, black slacks and glasses. She is already visibly drunk when they arrive. Next is a redhead who also looked about thirty-five wearing a purple tank top and black capris. She is also visibly drunk. The last and youngest looking was another blonde wearing a black t-shirt and red capris. I have to assume they wandered away from a party of some sort to get hammered. They open their handbags and begin passing around liquor and soda. The older woman drinks only beer. Im wondering whether the skinny blonde or redhead will pee first. After about forty-five minutes the redhead gets up and jogs a short distance away from the group and pees in the open near the bottom of the escarpment, holding the bottom of her tank top out of the way to wipe she exposes a neatly trimmed pussy. When she returns from peeing the younger blonde gets up and walks a short distance to some tall grass partially covering her and pees while continuing her conversation with the group, she doesn't appear to wipe. As the younger blonde is peeing the older woman dumps out her beer, gathers up her stuff and leaves not coming back. After the older woman leaves and the younger woman returns the skinny blonde walks a distance along the river but returns to the group without squatting. When she returns the younger blonde demonstrates several pee-squat positions. About forty minutes later the redhead goes to pee a second time and pulls at the skinny blondes hand who does not join her. She pees in roughly the same spot as before and with enough light to catch her stream. By the time the younger blonde goes to pee for a second time it is beginning to get dark and she too tries to coax the other blonde along without success. This time she goes completely out of sight. Finally as it is almost dark the skinny blonde gets up and walks far along the river and completely out of sight. While she is gone the redhead pees for a final time more or less exactly where they were sitting on the edge of the river, but by now it was too dark to make out much other than her silhouette. The skinny blonde returns after almost ten minutes and the leave together using cell phones as flash lights.

June 8th 2013:

Two guys are sitting along the river when they are joined by the same blonde girl as on May 13th, like the previous occasion she goes to pee immediately after she arrives. This time she is wearing a mint green cardigan sweater over a white t-shirt and torn blue jeans. As it happens this time the two guys she has joined are sitting very close to the spot where she peed the second time previously. Instead she walks further up the hill and pees next to a large tree. Her pussy and stream obscured by the brush. She returns to the group but only sips a single beer while smoking pot. Another guy shows up and they all leave together soon after.

Later in the evening a couple with a small toddler are walking along the river, the woman is a brunette around thirty-five is wearing denim shorts and a black fleece jacket. She is showing signs of needing to pee and is rubbernecking around looking for a spot as they walk along the rivers edge. Immediately after passing a cluster of bushes on the very edge of the river the man and child walk ahead and the man distracts the child by tossing rocks into the river. She rummages through her bag and pulls out a couple napkins. Before squatting she looks around for another thirty seconds before pulling her shorts down and squatting facing the river in one very fluid motion. Holding her shorts out of the way she pees straight out ahead of her for almost a minute, her pee stream reaching the river. Standing up she reveals a shaved pussy. She wipes and tosses her napkins in the river. She then assumes the rock throwing duties while the man pees in the same bushes.

[ppppppp]

Nice report; thank you.

Please post more as you see them!

Did you see any peeing through a bikini?

[Deeja]

Not that I recall, girls in bikinis either wade into the water or just pee on the ground, three quarters of the time they pick the ground. You have to be unconscious not to be able to pull your bottoms to the side and just about all the girls who go drinking there know they will have to pee outside.

[Deeja]

These will probably be the last ones for a while, the river is really high right now and has turned the sandbar into a swamp and the police in the next county have been cracking down on the boaters for trespassing on a golf course and million dollar riverfront properties upstream to access the river.

June 13th 2013:

It is a pretty cool evening, not even 70 degrees outside but a little after 7:00 I see a pair of male hipsters and a brunette making their way to the same spot occupied by the group of women last week. Looking through the scope I immediately recognize the brunette, her name is Chelsea and she has worked on again, off again as a hostess at one of the clubs I DJ at. She is wearing a lightweight gray hoodie over a low-cut tank top exposing her cleavage and a pair of black jeans. While her body is incredible, she is unfortunately into that "Suicide Girls" bullshit and has plastered her body in trashy tattoo's. As soon as they settle in she begins to pound back cans of beer drinking three in the first half hour. She then makes a long phone-call as she consumes two more. As soon as she gets off the phone she runs less than thirty feet away to the edge of of the river and in a high squat pees over the tall weeds for more than a minute. Most of her stream is lost to the weeds, but her bare ass is facing me. After she finishes she proceeds to do some sort of ass vibrating hip-hop maneuver rather than wiping. It is really unusual for a girl to pee so blatantly in male company so I figure that after the long phone call she must have been ready to piss herself. But no more than twenty minutes later she goes to pee a second time in the exact same spot. This time one of the hipster guys takes two pictures from about fifteen feet away. This time she skips the shaking and wrestles the hipster who took the photo to the ground before running part way up the hill with the camera where she presumably deletes the pictures. She hands the camera back and the drinking continues, but I had to go play Taylor Swift records for an after-grad party for some rich b*tch at the Hyatt this evening so I missed any subsequent peeing.

June 16h 2013:

It is late in the afternoon when a pair of couples make their way to the rivers edge. One girl has strawberry blonde hair and is wearing a green hoodie, blue jeans and aviator sun glasses and the other is a brunette with very long hair wearing a sheer top over a bra and is wearing black jeans. They are joined by a pair of sideways baseball cap dickheads. This group might as well as had "townie" tattooed on their foreheads. While three of them settled into drinking the blonde was pacing around walking back and forth along the river while only sipping a beer. I interpreted this to be a severe need to pee. But it soon becomes apparent that this is just a bored girlfriend who really doesn't want to be there. The other girl there continues to drink heavily and soon is herself indicating a need to pee, but does not go. After about another half hour the group begins packing up and after both guys return from peeing the strawberry blonde walks into the waist high grass and squats herself while waving a middle finger at the group. After she returns they leave together the brunette barely walking.

Later in the evening a pair of thirtyish female hipsters make their way down a gravelly slope to the rivers edge. One is a tall brunette wearing a lightweight purple jacket and black leggings and the other is shorter with black hair and is wearing a black leather jacket and tight blue jeans. However unlike the others who come down here to drink they are drinking red wine out of wine glasses but none the less drinking very heavily. After about forty-five minutes the brunette gets up and walks part way up the slope before she pulls down her leggings exposing a neatly trimmed pussy. With one hand holding her leggings and panties out of the way and the other stabilizing her against the slope she pisses a gusher down the hill leaving a visible pee stream in the gravel more than a foot and a half long. After she finishes peeing she just just sits there precariously until the other girl brings her a napkin to wipe with. After delivering the napkin the black haired girl walks a distance away to a grassy patch and with her jeans only part way down her thighs pees in a high squat. Although in the shadow her pussy appears completely bare. The girls return to their spot along the river and the drinking continues until near dark. The black haired girl then pees a second time just a short distance from where the were sitting in the same high squat over another grassy spot but it is too dark to really see much. Unable to make it back up the gravelly slope without repeatedly falling they walk along the rivers edge until they reach a lit pathway.

[Deeja]

Between an unusually rainy summer, the police upstream keeping rafters off the river, budget cuts canceling the summer semester at the arts college and a lack of concerts at my clubs that usually gave me at least a couple nights off a week this has been a really bleak season.

This is it for July.

July 20th 2013:

I come home around 2:00 and see a raft on the edge of the sandbar in it are three guys and a girl who are just lying there in the raft on the shore. The river is still very high and most of the sand bar is cut off from the river bank forming a little island. The girl is a slightly thick brunette wearing a white t-shirt over a black bikini. After a while two of the guys get up and go opposite directions and piss. When they return the guy who stayed with the girl goes and pisses practically in front of everyone. After he finishes the girl digs through her bag for her flip-flops, gets up and wanders along the edge of the sandbar seeking whatever privacy she can find. She looks very apprehensive as she settles on a ring of low shrubs where she squats with her ass facing me barely letting out a trickle and short spurts before she finally relaxes and lets out a strong stream for almost thirty seconds. She then returns to the group and they drink beer and coolers on the edge of the sandbar for more than an hour before she goes to pee for a second time. She walks just as far but does something I had never actually seen a girl do before, she picked leaves to wipe with. She returned to roughly the same spot and with obvious discomfort peed a second time and dabbed her pussy with the leaves. After she returned to the group the guys piss together and then they returned to the river.

July 30th 2013:

It is unseasonably cool so I really wasn't expecting to see anyone on the river, but later in the evening a slightly thick but hot blonde girl and and a guy make their way down the hill with their bikes and head for the riverbank. I'm not going to call this a couple because this guy was flaming. The girl was wearing an orange University of Texas hoodie and black bootie shorts. Cyclists don't usually go any further than the bottom of the escarpment if they're just going to piss so i'm really not expecting her to do anything. As they walk along the river together eventually the gay guy gets a phone call that appears all consuming. While he is talking on the phone she begins the telltale rubbernecking but where they are the nearest substantial bush is hundreds of feet away. She watches him intently as she walks backwards along the river. After standing in place for more than a minute and seemingly confident he isn't paying any attention to her she takes her shorts and underwear off completely, crouches in a wide squat and pisses a dribbling stream into the damp silty sand on the rivers edge all while watching her friend intensely who appears oblivious (and probably completely indifferent) to what she is doing. Standing up facing me at an angle she reveals a "pussy with a five o'clock shadow" (to say she is between bikini waxes). After putting her shorts back on and rinsing her hands in the river she wanders back towards her friends and just stands there as he continues his phone call. When he gets off the phone they go back to their bikes and leave.

[FreeMembership]

is there any chance you can have pictures of thse because your storeis are AMAZING!!!!

[Deeja]

I have tried, but I can't get enough of zoom to bother, a lens with the same optics as the spotting scope my ex's dad gave me would cost about $1200.

But these are the latest from a very fruitful Saturday...

August 3rd 2013:

For the first time in along time I am awake on a Saturday afternoon and don't have to work tonight either thanks to a Hip-Hop concert, nobody is going to a 90's gangster rap concert is stick around afterwards and buy drinks if i'm playing Ellie Goulding records and as if by miracle it is 92 degrees outside. The first customer of the day was a tall and skinny brunette who looked about 25 who was in a raft with two guys and another girl. They stopped the raft roughly in the same spot where the cyclist peed in the last entry. However she rather than peeing right on the edge of the river ran, literally ran several hundred feet to squat behind some low bushes. While she is running the other girl in the raft wades into the river presumably to pee. Upon reaching the bush the brunette pulls off her blue shorts and pees in a low squat ass facing me. She is hidden from her friends, but actually pretty visible. She then takes her sweet time walking back to the raft to the visible irritation of the rest of the group.

Later in the afternoon I notice a professional looking couple that looked about 35 smoking pot in a secluded spot along the river, the woman was a tall and buxom strawberry blonde wearing a light blue blouse over a black tank top and a beige skirt. They don't appear to be drinking anything so I really don't pay any attention. But an hour and a half later they are still there and panning back to them I notice she has pulled her huge tits out of her tank top. They fool around for a while and smoke some more pot so I turn my attention back to the rafts on the river, eventually I notice from the corner of my eye that she is standing up and I return my attention to them. She is putting her hair up and still has her tits out. Soon enough the guy has his dick out and is leaning against a tree, she begins giving him a frenzied blowjob, sucking him for about three minutes non-stop before he appears to finish for the first time. She then continues kissing, squeezing and licking his dick until she starts sucking again, just as aggressively as before. The guy looked like he was having a seizure. After they finish he wanders off into the thick bushes and she just sort of stands there looking around with a smirky smile on her face as she took off her stretched out tank top and put it back on. She gets a water bottle out of her purse and takes a big gulp before spitting it out, she does that several times. She didn't look like she had to pee but soon enough she walked down to a natural ledge carved out by the river, took off her skirt and sitting on the mossy ledge with her thong panties around her knees peed a dribbling stream into the silt for about 20 seconds. After finishing she poured out the rest of her water bottle on her neatly trimmed pussy and patted it dry with a fistful of napkins. The guy came back while she was peeing this and just stood where she had sucked him off not really paying attention to her peeing. Given the intensive pussy rinsing after peeing I assumed it was her turn for some oral sex, but she put her skirt and blouse back on and they left together. I really haven't seen much sex down there over the years, this one will stick with me. While this was going on some skinny hipster girls peed on the side of the hill and another rafter peed on the sandbar, but this was a lot more interesting.

And finally early in the evening a large raft with five college aged girls on it stopped on the sandbar island. Immediately two girls, a topless, slightly thick (and very drunk) brunette wearing only green bikini bottoms and a Filipino girl in a blue bikini leaped right out of the raft and didn't walk six feet before squatting. The topless brunette pulled her bikini bottoms down to her knees and pissed a gushing stream straight onto the gravelly shore and the Filipino girl did the same but pissed out a stream ahead of her. The other three girls were by now out of the raft and surveying the sandbar. A skinny redhead noticed an abandoned folding lawn chair a short distance away. Unfolding it she sat on the edge of the lawn chair and pulling her bottoms to the side peed straight onto the ground in a heavy stream. While she was doing this the filipino girl took a picture from a distance. The remaining girls then moved the chair a few feet and did the same in turn. The second girl was another chubby brunette wearing a single piece black bathing suit who also just pulled her gusset to the side but seemed to splash herself. She waded into the river after peeing. The final girl a slightly thick blonde wearing a gray t-shirt and blue shorts did the same with her shorts around her knees but peed only a dribble, she didn't look like she was hesitating. Just didn't really have to go.

[myz_X]

If there were photos, this would have been the best thread ever!!!

[bbdubluv45]

Like the type on a smart phone, it is possible to hold a a camera to the spotting scope lens and take a clear picture.
There is a case for the i phone that has a cylindrical protrusion around the camera specifically for this...

[Deeja]

I experimented with this exhaustively, unless it is completely overcast (in which case there is probably nothing to shoot) the picture comes out overexposed and out of focus using my iPhone 4.