Best prank on partner?

[shnowballs]

What's the best prank/trick you've done on your significant other? Now, when I say prank I mean something that's light-hearted and naughty. "I fucked her sister while she slept in the next room...", for instance, is not a prank!

I've done a few in my time. Here's one.

After about two years as a couple, my current lady had to move two hours away for work purposes. We saw each other every weekend, taking turns to visit each other's cities. Our weekends would always follow the same timetable: we had to fuck on Friday night as she was basically gagging for it at that stage. Then, with that taken care of, Saturday might see more full-on fucking or we might just do some extended foreplay. I'm quite fond of finishing off in her mouth so, the Sunday before my birthday was going to fall on a Friday I asked her if, as a special treat, she could hold off on the full sex until Saturday and give me a special bj for my birthday when we next met.

"Ok" she said, "just this once."

That Tuesday night, I was home alone, looking at some porn on the net and a wicked idea crossed my mind. I decided not to finish myself off that night. In fact, for the rest of the week I logged on to the net every night, looked at porn, got turned on but didn't let myself cum. By Friday morning, I felt like my balls were going to explode!

Which they did, after she gave me a very loving blowjob that night. :-) After about 10 seconds of cumming she actually looked me in the eye and furrowed her brow, quizzically. I shook my head and told her there was more. Her eyes opened wide.

She doesn't swallow often but, there and then, she did as I'd say she couldn't handle the thought of any more swilling around on her tongue. I'd say I came for another seven or eight seconds after that and she swallowed that extra load too!

It probably counts as the most planning and forethought I've ever put in to a sexual encounter. ;-)

[stumped]

I done my back in about 9 years ago when i was with the ex GF at the time, although i didn't know it I was hyper sensitive to iboprofren the painkiller. My toilet and water works were fine after the doc warned me to report any problems, so one night i'm humping the ex like a stallion and just to make sure everything was fine i asked her could i blow my load on her tits? she said yes! she liked me cumming on her. Anyway i pulled out and shot a stream of red love goo from the bottom of her stomach right up to her neck. I had hematospermia because of the iboprofren, just as well she didn't want me to cum in her mouth.

[smiffy01uk]

Slip a chocolate button in her ass crack while she is asleep and see if she says anything in the morning