Household Objects

[Revilo]

I'm arranging a photoshoot with a lady willing to stick mostly anything up her pussy (this is the theme of the shoot).

Although a few things are obvious I'm trying to stay away from the "done" such as carrots and bananas.

To give an idea of size, she's willing to try the fat end of a champagne bottle but doesn't know if it'll fit.

Anyone on here have any ideas of things I can add to my list? Preferably things that are likely to be hanging around the house.

[Sparky 45]

After you mentioned the bottle, the first thing I thought of was a glass. You could go from shotglasses up to a tall water glass. Clear preferred, so we can still see her pink parts.
I've seen staplers, cell phones, tv remotes, and a few bazillion variations on the vacuum cleaner and hose. Most don't look very comfortable for the lady. I'd rather see her having fun!
Other things to try, light bulbs, flashlight, cabinet handles and knobs, door handles and knobs.
I'll be curious to see what you come up with!

[padrerik]

one man one glass
just scary why not a can of spite shake it up then open when in?

[Revilo]

Glasses - yup. I had glass jar on my list, glasses are good. Light bulbs potentially dangerous! Cell phones, on my list, stapler like that, flash light, door handles, all should be doable if I can find them lieing around the flat.

As for the spite - I presume you mean Sprite? Can - yes though a bit done. Opening when in - that would mean having a whole hand in there as well as the can. (a) I'm not interested in (or paying enough to) join in and (b) that may well be a bit ott. Maybe can work something out. She wasn't against the idea of a good bottle of bubbly going up there so...