Mall Santa

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I was afraid this would happen.

Got a call from the mall and they asked me to play Santa at their Christmas display. Being weak willed I said "ok".

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Just got the word from the mall that Santa will be available to the public from November 21 to December 23. In the meantime, there's a lot of prep work before we go "live". The first priority is to recruit 2-3 female Elves.

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No time to lose. The mall spread the word that Santa is looking for 2-3 female Elves. My first appllcant came to-night.

Me: So, you are interested in being an Elf?
Applicant: Yes, I thought it would be fun and also make some money for Christmas.

Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have two younger siblings.

Me: Interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for any tatoos and/or bruises. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Me: So, you are interested in being an Elf?
Applicant: Yes, I thought it would be fun and also make some money for Christmas.

Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have two younger siblings.

Me: Interview going well. Next, I have to see you naked to check for any tatoos and/or bruises. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

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Me: So, you are applying to be an Elf.
Applicant: Yes, I'm on leave during Christmas break. This will be a good opportunity to make some extra cash.

Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have two siblings.

Me: Interview going well. Next I have to see you naked to check for tatoos, bruises, etc.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.