Bad Luck For a Spanish Bride

[yellow_fever_01]

She had unprotected sex with the dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party. Nine months later her secret was revealed.

"Website LasCincoDelDia, which broke the news, said: “Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...ripper-4407891

[apeyboy]

Whoops, I guess

[outlander2]

I have always done my best to avoid situations where I might get so drunk as to be fucked by a midget.

[Tifosi]

Originally Posted by outlander2

I have always done my best to avoid situations where I might get so drunk as to be fucked by a midget.

Good policy!

[stevezr1]

Originally Posted by outlander2

I have always done my best to avoid situations where I might get so drunk as to be fucked by a midget.

LOL!!
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Regarding that.......... A wise man once told me:
Doesn't matter what you wake up with in your bed in the morning.
But you know you've crossed the line when you wake up with your head hanging over the side,
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and you see two pair of men's shoes.......
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BTW, understand this as humor, not homophobia!

[filbert1953]

BTW, understand this as humor, not homophobia!

Why is it if you don't want to have sex with a member of the same sex, that's considered a phobia? I don't want to have sex with dogs, but I'm not afraid of them. I don't like anal sex, but I'm not afraid of a-holes. Likewise, I just don't want to have sex with another male.

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[geordiekev]

Pmsl, i read it in the metro paper

She had some explaining to do to her hubby