[Request] Men Groped by Women

[George VI]

Do you have stories to share of times that you were groped or touched “inappropriately” by a woman? Not a girlfriend or wife, but someone who you weren’t expecting to make a sexual touch. Extra points for the more brazen, taboo, or if alcohol was not a factor. Unfortunately I have very few such stories.

I’ve told this story before. At midnight at a drunken New Years party when I was young and single, the wife of a friend gave me a New Years kiss that turned into a make out session in the kitchen with some of our friends around and her husband in the next room. I slid my hand up her side and accidentally touched her breast. She may have thought I did that on purpose, and reached down and slid her hand over my dick for a moment.

[KarlMalone]

Hmmm..


One time we went out with a bunch of people drinking all day at the pub and one girl was just a huge hot mess. Like she was big, way too drunk, and not very attractive. She told me she "wasn't a sl*t" even though she has three kids with three different guys. Anyway, she followed me to the bathroom because "the girl's room was all full" and proceeded to drop trou in front of me. Whatever. I left. Later on we somehow ended up sitting next together. I was barely paying attention to her when I felt a hand come over my crotch, and she rubbed it a little. I looked over and she just kinda smiled at me. I left. She was seriously gross. Anyway, so not the sexiest story in the world.

More recently I was at a wedding. I knew my friend's mom well and we joked around, but she was always a touchy-feely kinda person. She says "oh you have some hairs on the back of your suit jacket, I'll get them for you." She then proceeds to dust off my ass, like lingering a bit too long. It was fairly obvious I thought. She even said "I promise I wasn't trying to touch your butt!" To be honest, it did kinda turn me on!

[DRDavenport]

A few years ago at Fantasy Fest, we were standing outside Capt. Tony's getting some air. It was plaid night, and I was wearing a plaid kilt of rather thin material. We had been fooling around inside, and I had a hard on. Four laughs, I was exercising my pubococcygeus muscle to make my dick spring up and down, and it was obvious that the front of my kilt was bouncing up and down.
Several other couples were watching, and one older lady reached out and grabbed my dick, and shouted, "It's real!"

DR

[McSmoothie]

While wearing a kilt I've had several hands slide up my leg and over my bum.

It is always a thrill.

[DasDude]

I thought I'd share this here as well, enjoy!
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I went skiing with a couple of college pals (1 girl 1 guy) we were guests at the home of one of her best family friends. These friends were much older about early 50's and had pretty successful careers already so it was a very nice ski chalet. Anyway prior to the trip I had already been banging the daylights out of the college friend, and after a day of hard skiing we gathered around the kitchen drinking wine---we all got pretty lit. It got late and the host's hubby went off to bed. So there were four of us now (2F/2M) yukking it up, and the wine kept flowing.

So finally before bed we decided to take some photos; we took turns taking photos, and on the last set, the hostess was in the middle, I was on one side and my buddy was on the other, the fuck buddy was taking the photo. Suddenly I felt the hostess's hand slide down and grab my ass---HARD! I was like wow! I barely kept a straight face as I stared at her and she too just giggled as the fuck buddy teased her about the manwich she was in----all the while she continued to squeeze and rub my ass! I didn't do anything, because I wasn't about to try and take it to the next level. Call it self-preservation, I had noted the host had a lot of hunting rifles and stuffed animal heads on display---I certainly didn't want to become one of those "accidentally shot while hunting---five times" stories. So I just ignored the whole thing said goodnight and she gave me a little extra hug. Of course about an hour later I snuck into my fuck buddy's room and banged her into the next county. I think the hostess heard us because later on that same day she was saying something about how it must have got windy during the night because it made the house creak---I just smiled.

[willieone]

One year some friends of mine decided to host a small haunted house for Halloween. It was in an older Victorian style home that was divided into two homes. The half of the house that we used wasn't occupied at the time and the other half was lived in by one the friends whose idea it was to host it.
Well, we put it on for about a week before Halloween mostly by word of mouth and a few flyers around the neighborhood. Surprisingly, it was a success and we had a lot more people than anticipated or expected.

My character was sort of a vampire looking guy... black clothes and a cape. I had a niche in a hallway and I had perfect view of anyone coming down the hall so I could jump out at the right time and scare the daylights out of whomever came through.
Well, one night a group of young ladies came through and I jumped out and did my thing.... At which the reaction of one of the ladies was to give me a shot to the groin with a doubled up fist. I didn't know what to do.. it hurt like hell but I didn't wanna double over with pain either. So, I stood there trying to scare them still. Well, the girl that punched me, realized what she did and got real close to me and put her hand on my crotch and looked at me and whispered ... "I'm really sorry".... And they moved on....

Well, the story has a happy ending... turns out that she left her phone # for me at the end and of course I called her and we dated for quite a while ....

[stevezr1]

My brief experience: I've posted and/or made mention of this at OCC at least once before

Visiting St. Martin with the GF, now wife, on one of our then-frequent trips there, early '90s?, GF & I were the last to leave the plane using the rear center exit. With me following the GF, two cute Stewardess's were walking right behind me, wishing everyone well. When wham! The one directly behind me cupped & squeezed my ass-cheek! And when I spun around in shock, she looked me in the eye and with a broad smile wished us both a very, very happy vacation!

I knew then that she was NOT shy, and HAD to be a player. I'm sure she forgot about that moment days later.... but I'll never forget it! Thank God for the Stewardess' of old. Bless you all!
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[piecenick]

When I was 18 or 19 I was waiting outside at a concert with my GF. The doors opened and people started moving inside, slowly but very bunched together, at first I had my GF's hand, but I let go because she got ahead of me. There was another girl in front of me and she apparently thought I was her BF, because she reached behind and started fondling me aggressively. I was hard in about 2 second and moved in such a way to make it easy for her.

When we almost got to the turnstiles she looked over her shoulder and saw I was not who she thought I was, she shrieked a little, saw the huge smile on my face, turned red, withdrew her hand, apologized, I said "for what". She said, "well a guess we both enjoyed it". I saw my GF waiting for me up ahead and moved on. Never saw my mystery fondler again.

[ModelT-MsDollie]

I got Groped
It happened so many times I will just mention a few. Since I was known to grab titties some of the girls would grab my crotch. Later on I heard of all the guys who were arrested for grabbing tits and ass years ago. I guess I was just lucky or grabbed the right girls. Also I was in the right places at the right times. It was always just in fun.
Later a lot of me getting groped happened at bike events after we retired. Surprisingly very few involved alcohol.
I’ll go way back when it did involve alcohol and our very best friends. Since wife Dollie wouldn’t swap but was often bringing GF’s home for me to fuck, I was constantly trying to get her to swap with friends. We’d party at Don and Pat’s house or they’d come to our little place. Since we all had kids we’d get relatives to baby sit.
None of us were drinkers so it didn’t take much to get us feeling good. Don was wanting to fuck Dollie. I was wanting to fuck Pat. We’d already been feeling their titties a lot. I had to pee. I went in their bathroom with a half hard-on and needing to piss. I no more than got it out when Pat came up behind me, grabbed my penis, and squeezed it. I stopped pissing in mid stream and got a full erection. I was standing there begging Pat to let go so I could pee and she was giggling and telling me to fuck her.
Now this was no ugly girl. Probably 5’ tall, small frame, big perfect pointed firm titties and blonde hair. Cutest little ass and smile. Sure I wanted to fuck Pat.
Picture that, my best friend’s wife begging for a fuck while my wife is having her tits fondled by that same friend yet won’t fuck him. I couldn’t say yes because I didn’t want my wife to be forced to fuck. And I had to pee!
No, I never fucked Pat. But if I mention this today we’ll all laugh about it.

Many other times Dollie’s horny little GF’s were at our house visiting her. I’d come home from work or be getting out of bed when one of them would just walk up and grab my cock.
At many strip clubs young wild strippers and wh*r*s often grabbed my crotch. After awhile it was normal. Seems like it happened on vacations often too. I guess I was just around the right people. Bike events were the worse. Or was that the best? But all the while my wife was running around topless or nearly so getting her tits felt up. Even at the nude beaches and some of the wilder nudist parks I’d have a woman grab my penis. In a hot tub it seemed to happen accidentally. At least that’s what I was told by some.
It may have been because I often had an erection and I’d do that penis wiggle in my pants like DRD.

Sadly, everytime my wife and I see that name DRDavenport we are reminded of many years ago when she was ****d by her sister's hired hand with the same name. We mention it now because he died years ago of AIDS.

[stevezr1]

Not all groping stories are fun for the guys.....

Long time back, me and a bud went to a hot local night club. It was known for it's nuts-to-butts thick crowds on certain nights. Sometimes could hardly squeeze into the place. We had a decent success rate there picking up women in the latter hours of the evening.

It was a normal night, we were standing in the crowd near the bar, the music blaring, and checking out the cuties.
My bud yells in me ear that the chick sort of next to him was rubbing his cock! I looked over, saw the girl, she was facing the other way, but with the heavy crowd no way could I see where her hands were. I believed him, but thought he must be exaggerating, maybe it was a quick playful gesture. She was small built, OK looking, but not a raving beauty. But yeah, I'd do her.

A few minutes later, the crowd shift around and now she's near me, and she starts rubbing MY cock! Like with my buddy, she's looking elsewhere while this is going on. And she is obviously really get into it, her fingers following the contours of my fast growing cock through my pants. I figure I'd make a move and slipped my hand onto her shoulder.

HOLY SHIT, she starts screaming at the top of her lungs calling ME a pervert! I merely put my hand on her shoulder!
I had no choice but to squeeze my way through the crowd and get to the other side of the club! Me and my buddy soon left and tried our luck another place.

Lots of strange, strange people out there.
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