The things she says...

[frodobaggins19]

We were married a couple of years and went out dancing one night.

I had a few drinks, not that many and we had an awesome time. It was till mini-skirt days in the early 80's and my wife has fabulous legs and an ass to die for.

She always wore short, really short, silk dresses when we went out. She loved the attention from the guys and the envious, disgusted looks from the women. If we were out of town, she wouldn't wear any underwear and enjoyed flashing her hairy little bush on the dance floor.

Showing off always made her horny. When we got back home she started stripping off her clothes as we walked up to the front door. By the time I had the key in the lock she was totally nude, except for her shoes, holding her clothes in her hand.

We didn't make it far. She grabbed my cock through my pants just inside the door and we fell on the carpet.

As I kissed her she pulled away "Eeecckk, college breath," she said.

"College breath? What's that," I asked.

"All those guys that took me out drank too much and their breath smelled like booze," she said. "They all wanted to make out and I just wanted to fuck."

This was another little gem she sprang on me, yes I loved it.

"They were drunk," I asked. "I'll bet some of them couldn't get it up if they were."

"No guy ever saw me naked and didn't get rock hard," she said with an evil grin.

I knew she'd fucked 17 different guys and sucked off maybe 75 total.

"What did you do about that college breath," I asked.

"You don't have to smell their breath if you suck their cock," she said. "When I got a whiff of that booze smell I just put their dick in my mouth and they didn't try to kiss me."

"You just sucked them off and no sex then?" I asked.

"Are you kidding, some of these guys had gorgeous cocks. A few of them were really hung, nine, 10 or more inches long. I wasn't going to miss that," she said. "A lot of them were bigger limp than you are hard."

Always the little dig about cock size with her.

"No I didn't just suck them off, I did swallow a few that had little dicks, but I wanted those big ones," she said. "After getting them erect I just rolled off, got on my hands and knees with my face to the floor and pointed my ass towards them. I didn't have to say a thing. Every one of them pounded me from behind."

Then she rolled over, stuck her ass in the air and pointed it at me.

I mounted up.

"Like this?" I said laughing.

"Almost," she said. "They went a lot deeper, but otherwise, yes."

The things she says.