Performance Ratio

[karlhein]

Nice spring day, ladies showing more, didnt feel like working. Got to estimating some numbers, just because I'm a perverted sob.

I first came at age 12, for most of my life I averaged 625 "shots" per year, down to about 125 per year at age 70. Best estimate is 32,700 over my lifetime. Probably 20 percent were with another person, the rest were "target practice", frequently OCC in recent years.

Had 24 different partners, best estimate is I've caused 6350 orgasms. Best estimate is 70 percent of the time she cums at least once, range is "never" to "continuously". One lady, very vocal went 60 times in one 2 hour episode, and averaged a dozen times per shot of mine (never met anyone else in her league, had a few who could cum 10 times). Of course, one is never 100 percent sure if the lady is really cumming, but at this age I think I can tell (and remember) the difference.

So, including "target practice" I average causing a lady to orgasm about 20 percent of all the shots I've fired, and about 80 percent of the "shots fired in the heat of a real moment"

Of course, these days, the number of orgasm causing shots is pretty low, but after a certain age a guy learns alternative ways to get the job done.

Don't know if this adds to the list, but it's definitely non-fiction, and I had a lot of nice, boner inducing, moments recalling it, so maybe others will want to do their own calculation.