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36 Reasons, why " Vibrators " are better than, husbands
1. " Vibrators " would keep going, until we are satisfied ! 2. " Vibrators " never cum, before we do ! |
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3. " Vibrators " do not have an orgasm first and suddenly stop " " Vibrating " !
4. " Vibrators " are never too busy, watching television, or, watching pornography, or, reading news papers ! 5. Batteries for " Vibrators " are cheap ! We don't need to cook for them |
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6. " Vibrators " will not force us, when we have our periods !
7. " Vibrators " will not force us, when we are not in the mood ! 8. " Vibrators " will not force us, to swallow ! 9. " Vibrators " will not treat us like their personal servant ! |
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10. " Vibrators " will not look at, or want, other women !
11. " Vibrators " will not force us, for a strip-tease dance ! 12. " Vibrators " will not plead and force us, for a threesome ! |
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13. " Vibrators " will not force us, to submit our bodies, to their perversions !
14. " Vibrators " are portable. We van use them anytime and anywhere we want ! 15. " Vibrators " do not belch, or pass gas ! Last edited by Mudbug; 07-20-2013 at 08:42 PM. Reason: Photo Removed by Request |
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16. " Vibrators " do not suddenly lose their hardness !
17. " Vibrators " do not wake up at 4.00 a.m, to force us on another round, when we are sleepy ! 18. " Vibrators " do not need us to dress up for them ! 19. " Vibrators " do not have a mother or father, who will keep criticizing us ! 20. When we finish using " Vibrators " we can put them back in the cupboard & not hear from them, until we need them again ! |
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21. " Vibrators " do not go anywhere. We know where they have been !
22. " Vibrators " come in various sizes. If we are not satisfied, we can always get a much thicker, or fatter and longer one ! 23. " Vibrators " are cooperative. Position, is our choice. Not theirs ! 24. " Vibrators " can function, without the need for us, to wear a lingerie to excite them ! |
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25. " Vibrators " do not need a mouth action, to get them hard !
26. " Vibrators " are always hard - even after we have finished using them, to our satisfaction ! 27. " Vibrators " can be used without any protection ! 28. " Vibrators " do not make and leave a mess on, or, in our body ! |
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29. " Vibrators " do not leave embarrassing wet spots on the bed !
30. " Vibrators " do not get tired, immediately after the first round ! 31. " Vibrators " never poke us in the back in the morning, to see if we are in the mood again - when we have to rush to work ! 32. " Vibrators " do not require us, to clean our apartment, before we bring them home ! |
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33. " Vibrators " do not care, if we gain weight. They can still " Vibrate " !
34. " Vibrators " do not fall asleep and snore in our ear, after they finish ! 35. " Vibrators " do not need us to prepare breakfast in the mornings ! 36. " Vibrators " can keep going & going, while we keep cumming & cumming ! |
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