Funny now - but not at the time

[digitallife1970]

I went on a residential training course and stayed in a hotel for a week. One night I was woken up by the couple in the room next door fucking loudly. I could only really hear the man, he was grunting and talking dirty. I tried to get back to sleep, but started to get hard and the thought of them going at it only 2 feet from my bed.

I pushed my ear close to he wall to try and hear the full action.

I started to play with my cock as a stood against the adjacent wall listening to the sounds of pleasure. They were fucking like wild animals. Faster and faster it sounded. My cock was getting a good seeing too also, my hand was a poor substitute, but it did the job I got very turned on and came all over the wall.

They seemed to cum at the same time, I heard him grunting and lots of deep panting. Then it stopped. I went to bed and feel asleep.

In the morning as I went down for breakfast, I past the door of the adjacent room just as the couple was also coming out for breakfast. I was excited at the chance to see the couple and what they looked like. They would never have know I'd cracked one off listening to them fucking.

I nearly fucking fell over as two men came out and smiled at me as they left the room.

I sat near them uncomfortably at breakfast. I thought back to the episode. Come to think of it, I didn't hear a woman at all, and didn't put 2 and 2 together.

Fucking idiot! Oh how I laugh now!

[miyugi]

haha good story! nothing to be ashamed of.

[firedog6]

That is priceless!!!

[sleazoid]

So you're gay??? Just kidding. Not that there's nothing wrong with that.

[newtoncreek]

Once me and my (now ex) wife were at a B+B with thin walls. We started having sex at around 10:30, about 5 minutes into it I heard screams from the next room. I'm sure they could hear my wife who is loud, it was a real turn on to think that they heard us and started going at it.

Well I lasted a average amount of time, we were done at about 11:00 our neighbors kept going....it was 11:30...12:00...1:00. At one point my wife said "wow, that man sure knows how to please a women." (did I mention she is my ex ). Finally at 1:30 they stopped....3 straight hours of screaming.

Well...you guessed it. The next morning they come to breakfast and it's two women! I turn to my wife she looked sad, she was probably fantasying about a stud guy going at it for 3 hours, her dreams were crushed.

[KarlMalone]

I thought the twist was it was your parents! I think this is better!