Embarrassing Beach Story

[allthatjazz]

This isn't a sexy story at all, but it's kind of funny. Many years ago, when I was in the Navy, my ship was in Gaeta, Italy for a few days. We had heard that there was a nude beach nearby, so a few of us young, horny sailors wanted to check it out. We didn't know exactly where it was, but our friendly cab driver did, of course.

We were a little disappointed to discover that the beach wasn't very crowded, so there wasn't a great deal of "scenery" to enjoy. Of course, it was great being at a nude beach for the first time, because it felt so good to be naked outdoors, and it was nice to come out of the water and not have a soggy bathing suit hanging off me.

After a while, I grew bored with looking at the few women that were there, so I decided to go for a walk. I walked for quite a distance, and I suddenly realized that many people were staring at me. To my shock, I saw that I had walked too far, and I was now on the clothed part of the beach. Needless to say, I turned around and walked very quickly back to where I had started. I can laugh about it now, but I was pretty damn embarrassed about it at the time!

[ginas1989]

Thanks for relating the incident. I've heard others say they've had similar experiences so apparently it's not such a rare thing what you did!

[12356416514a]

Why are you embarrassed about it? I mean you walked naked around others the whole time.

[allthatjazz]

If I had done it intentionally, I might have felt differently. I think I just zoned out and wasn't paying attention to my surroundings until it was too late. When you're in a foreign country, and you're breaking the law, and lots of people are giving you dirty looks, it's not a lot of fun. A girl might have received different reactions, of course.

[ev1l0ne]

Ohh the sea-stories the squids have! I will have to jot some of mine down some day.

BTW, other than the nde beach, how was Italy? We only pulled into Naples.

[ginas1989]

Originally Posted by 12356416514a

Why are you embarrassed about it? I mean you walked naked around others the whole time.

Oh I know exactly why it's embarrassing to OP. It's because it's taboo and unexpected. Being nude on a nude beach is de rigeur. But nude on a clothed beach is entirely different... even if it's just down the shoreline a bit.

The beachgoers there are not anticipating it and in fact some may very much NOT want to see it, otherwise they'd be at the nude beach wouldn't they?

[piecenick]

Many years ago we invited my hot SIL to come with us for our beach vacation, she had just been through a divorce and she loved playing with our kids in the water. We were booked for a Saturday arrival, but because of lost hurricane days my wife would have to be at work Monday or lose several $100 in pay. She said we should we should go ahead without her, her sister could help me with our 3 and 7 y/o, especially at the beach. Wife you be here late Monday afternoon.

We hit the beach Saturday afternoon, I just splashed with the kids and build sand castles, SIL went out on some lengthy swims and tried body surfing. I kept an eye on her because a wave would knock a tit out sometimes, nice show, she was shy so she would turn and cover up.

We got out later, got the kids showered and changed, ordered pizza for dinner. After dinner the kids want out to see the stars and the fell asleep quickly, exhausted. I took a shower, the SIL did too and she came out on a robe looking worried.

"You ok?" I asked.

'I am itching to death and and I have a rash everyplace my bathing suit touched me, especially the elastic. I called my sister, she said quit being a shy baby and let you check it out. you're Mr. Doc in the family".

"Sea lice, when you went out swimming you must have swum through a cloud of them."

SIL is very attractive, but very shy, never flashes, keeps her modesty intact, however, she was miserable.

"Do you mind looking to see if that what it is, I have to get this treated asap. A few got under my top, but my bottom is the worst." I really didn't have to see the rash, I knew what it was and I had the alcohol and vinegar to treat it. But I could always take a little advantage for fun.

So she lifted up the side of her robe so I could see her hip, the rash was pretty bad. I told her to wait a sec, I got the bottle of alcohol, mixed in some vinegar to neutralize the toxin and a tube of lanocane to make the sting go away. My kit had gauze pads too for application.

I showed he all the stuff and told her she could do it all herself, or she could trust me to treat her, it might be a little embarrassing for her.

She didn't bat an eye, "you do it, I'm so miserable I don't care what you see."

"Well drop the robe, you might be better off standing than getting this stuff all over the sheets". So embarrassed as she was she stood stark naked in front of me while I swabbed and lotioned her completely. The reddest parts were right between her legs up high. I course I teased her and made jokes the whole time, offering a little pube shave, because they d hide there also. I took little liberty there, applying the lotion with fingers instead of gauze pads.

After we finished I recommended she sleep nude and cover only with a light sheet.

In the morning, I fed the kids and sent them downstairs to play under the house and SIL got up wearing her robe.

"How is the rash this morning"?

"Much, much better, for a computer nerd you're a pretty good doc. You saw it all last night so here, take a look.."

She removed the robe and the rashes were much better, however I told her, it will take a few days to go away, and she will need the treatment a few more times till it is under control.

"I'm good with that, you were very gentle and respectful, likely better than a hospital. I was embarrassed, but it felt good too".

I knew I wasn't going to have sex with SIL, not that kind of family. But Sunday afternoon the kids were naping and I just got out of the shower. SIL knocked on the door and said "Maybe I should check you, just to be sure".

"Well, that may be an excellent idea. "

She came in wearing her robe only (underwear prohibited) and had me stand in front of her. "I Googled sea lice, they do hide in the pubes, I shaved", she opened her robe a bit and I saw he beautiful slit.

I didn't let her shave me, but allowed her to conduct an oral exam, and of course I reciprocated.