Miscalculation or tease?

[1michael]

Carrie K, the way it sounds it was like your Top features have the ability to keep on growing? All of my old girlfriends were extra huge on top, but my wife doesn't fit in with that group! She had another amazing ability that none of my other girlfriends would do and that was Swallow!
Always having Pools at all of our houses along with a Boat for having more sexual adventures away from the house, was always the Best way to go.
As for the miscalculation or teasing, my wife was always plenty good at both and myself along with others would always be guessing the right answer?
Seems like we always had friendly neighbors and mostly the guys that would be willing to come over and help my wife out in taking pics by the pool on or on the Boat!
My wife started out with having her Bikini on too loose, or after it was wet it just went to sliding down or off her body! Once that started she didn't do anything to cover up or reattach the suit, but still chatted with the guys and had more pics taken!
Later in life and even more open minded, my wife got those risky vacation suits that she would only use going on some Adult Cruise vacations! Then she wanted to get the opinion from friends and family, so she would start wearing them at out pool after starting out in a normal Bikini then making a change!
Since these suits had far less material for coverage, plenty was exposed and the cost of the suits were cheaper and watching others viewing her was thrilling and amazing to me!
The C-clamp suits had No top for cover, then the bottom was spring loaded with as thin coverage of the front that wrapped all the way around to her Ass!
Now came the moment of Miscalculation or Tease, diving into the pool and coming back out with all the friends & family sitting around and her C-clamp suit was off - while she stood in front of others all NUDE!
I'm not sure just Who told her that her suit was gone or if she already knew it?
But she stood there while a few guys went into the pool to retrieve her Suit!
The attached pic was taken of her dropping her suit bottom and doing some Pussy rubbing for the helpful neighbor to see and maybe enjoy?
With my wife its always a new Adventure, but our adult daughter is more like Carrie K with extra full huge top charms and a super thin string that is never enough to cover all the Goods!

[Carrie K]

I'm not as brave as your lady. I like the attention, but I try to stay (mostly) appropriate. I enjoy being a woman in a man's world... I'll leave it at that. Thanks for the conversation in the threads. Private messages are fine, but it's nice to have others join the conversation.

[normal_guy]

… and waited for the MIL and Dan to return. After about 5 minutes a car pulled up, and the woman Dan dumped at the golf course got into the car with another guy. You could tell she was upset.

I had to use the restroom, so I walked back into the clubhouse. When I came back out, Dan and the MIL had returned and were standing outside his car on the driver’s side. The MIL was very animated and it looked like she was giving Dan a piece of her mind – almost yelling at him. She did not notice me. Her hair was disheveled. She was wearing a short golf skirt and a blouse that buttoned up the front. On the golf course, her blouse was neatly tucked into her skirt, but now it wasn’t. She looked a mess. She stormed off toward her car, and Dan turned and walked toward the clubhouse. I met him on my way back to my car. I stopped and asked him, “You looking for your lady friend?” He nodded, “Where is she?” I told him, “She got into a car with another guy and left about 10 minutes ago.” Dan was like – whatever. He still did not know who I was and my relationship to the MIL.

My curiosity got the best of me. So, I asked him, “How did it go with Diane?” [We’ll call the MIL, Diane.] He looked at me like, “What business is that of yours?” I replied, “Come on, man, tell me what you guys did.” He said, “We drove down the road, and went back an oil well lane.”

Now, where we lived in the Midwest there were lots of farm fields. The golf course was surrounded by them. And many of the farm fields had oil well pumps out in the middle of them. And the oil pumps had access roads – usually stone or dirt roads – running back to them, so the pumps and wells could be serviced. And when the farmers planted corn, and the corn was tall, it created these large secluded areas in the middle of a cornfield. If you were not seen pulling into one, then no one knew you were back there, and no one hardly ever went back the lanes. As teenagers we would drive back them and party, and take our girlfriend to go “parking.” Dan had taken the MIL for a ride back one of the nearby secluded oil lanes, and it wasn’t to just talk.

After Dan told me he drove her down an oil lane, I asked, “What did you do?” He replied, “What do you think I did? I made her suck me till I was hard, bent her over the hood of my car, and f*#@ked her from behind as hard as I could! Then a blow my load in her mouth! She always did like it rough.”

As Dan was telling all this, he took his hands and pretended to be grabbing the MIL by the hips, and began to thrust back and forth showing me how he did it. I was like – wow! It was hot, but honestly, he was acting like an egotistical SOB. He looked over in the direction of the MIL’s car and made the same motion as he did. He had a sort of arrogant, animalistic look on his face as he did it, and said, “That b*tch is crazy. She keyed my car” – meaning she took her keys and scratched the side of his car. I thought to myself, “Sounded like you deserved it.”

I had my back turned towards the MIL’s car. I turned to look in her direction, expecting her to be in her car by now, but she was standing outside her car looking over at me and Dan. She had a pissed-off look on her face. That’s the first time that day she’d seen at the golf course. Dan walked into the clubhouse, and I started walking back to my car, not wanting to make eye contact with her. I took a quick glance to see is she was looking at me. She was glaring at me, and yelled to me, “Come here!” I thought, “Oh shit! What does she want?”

As I approached her, she looked even worse up close. She was visibly upset and looked like she’d been crying, and she literally looked like she’d just crawled out of bed. I sheepishly said, “Hi,” not wanting a conversation with her right then.

She barked, “What did that asshole tell you?”
“Nothing.”

She demanded, “Tell me what he told you!”

Reluctantly, I said, “I saw you get into his car and leave with him, and he told me you went on a drive.”
She barked back, “Did he tell you where we went?” I was feeling really uncomfortable, but told her, “Yes.
She came back, “What else did he tell you?”

I didn’t say anything. There was an awkward silence, and she repeated, “What else did he say?” I wasn’t going to tell her. She finally broke the silence, “Did he tell you we had sex?” I nodded. She snapped, “That arrogant asshole.”
Then she asked, “Where’s Jane?” I told her that she left almost an hour ago. The MIL snapped again, “Did you talk to Jane?”

“Yes. I asked Jane where you were going with Dan?”

“What did Jane tell you?”

Not wanting to throw Jane under the bus, I said, “Look, Diane, I had a hunch about you and Dan for a while. Jane just confirmed my hunch.”

She was totally taken by surprise, and asked, “Did you hear something? Who told you about me and Dan?” Again, I hesitated and said, “Yes. I overheard some guys talking in the clubhouse a while back, and I asked Dan about it.”
She was really pissed now, “You told Dan you were my SIL?”

“Oh no. He has no idea who I am to you.” She seemed somewhat revealed knowing that. Her interrogation continued, “Have you told anyone?”

I replied, Told anyone what?” She looked at me like – “You know what.”

“Hell, no! Who would I tell?” She actually thanked me, and began to cool down a bit. So, I asked her, “Are you OK?” She really did look like crap. She had a big wet spot on the front of her blouse, which I figured was left there by Dan. That’s when her whole demeanor changed. She actually broke down and began to cry a little. I didn’t know what to say, so I gave her a little hug, and reassured her that her secret was safe with me. She gathered herself a little, looked at me and thanked me again.

I asked her, “Does Jack [We’ll call the FIL, Jack.] Does Jack know about Dan?” She answered, “Jack? Jack doesn’t care about me anymore. That’s been gone for years. Jack doesn’t know about Dan, but Jack knows there are other men. He has other women. I don’t care about Jack.”

Then in a much calmer voice she asked me, “So, Dan told you that we had sex?” I just nodded, and asked, “Did he assault you?” She shook her head no, and added, sort of choking up, “He ended it. And got a little mean is all. He just hurt my feeling.” We just stood there in silence. I was trying to process the whole situation. The MIL seemed humiliated and hurt.

About that time, Dan emerged from the clubhouse, and saw us still in the parking lot. Still not knowing who I was to Diane, he arrogantly yelled over, “If you pull out your dick, the b*tch will probably suck it,” obviously still pissed off about Diane keying his car. She flipped him off, and then she looked at me like I should say or do something about what he said. Dumbfounded, I asked, “What? Am I supposed to go kick his ass because he broke up with you? Did you really key his car?” She laughed and said, “Hell yes, I did!” I said, “Good for you,” and we both laughed.

I asked her again if she was OK, and if she wanted me to take her home. She told me she was fine, and got in her car and started it. I stood outside her car, and before she pulled off asked me one more time, “Please don’t tell anyone, especially my kids, and your wife – OK?” Again, I reassured her and added, “What am I going to tell them? Hey guess what, your mom has been fucking other men!” She kind of smirked and said, “Don’t be a jerk,” and drove off.

That day in the parking lot, my relationship with the MIL took a major turn – mostly for the better. From that day on, until my “miscalculation,” we seemed closer, and there were a few times after that, when we were alone that she would ask me for reassurance that I had not told anyone about her relationships with other men. I always told her that her secret was safe with me. But in my mind, I saw the new revelation as an opportunity.

(I have one more episode that I’d like to share before wrapping this up – if anyone is interested? It took place the summer after the 50th birthday party, male-stripper incident, and is key to the misfortunate miscalculation and the conclusion of the story.)

[xplondie9]

we love to hear it! This has been a really good story and has kept me on me on the edge of my seat!

[normal_guy]

Originally Posted by xplondie9

we love to hear it! This has been a really good story and has kept me on me on the edge of my seat!

... add to it when I can. In the meantime...

[normal_guy]

… There’s another tidbit to the story that some of you might enjoy. Later that same summer – the summer I found out about the MIL and Dan – I was at the golf course by myself after playing a round. I walked in the clubhouse and Dan was sitting at the bar alone, so I walked over and sat down beside him. I asked him if I could buy him a beer, and said, “Sure.” We talked about sports, how we hit the golf ball that day, and “guy stuff.” Dan was at least 3 beers in when I bought him his fourth. So, I came right out and asked him about Diane. When I brought up Diane’s name, he chuckled and said, “You really have a thing for her don’t you?” He still didn’t know I was her SIL.

He said, “OK, what do you want to know about Diane?” So, I asked, “How did you two meet?” He met Diane through her work. He told me that he was an attorney, and the firm he worked for represented the business that Diane worked for that the time. It was like 10 years ago. Their affair had been off and on for that long. Dan said he was married at the time, and had been divorced for a while.

He told me that there was an instant attraction from the first time he met Diane. He thought she was gorgeous and sexy, and a bit of a flirt. He said he also noticed she was a bulge-watcher – a woman who looked at men’s bulges – almost involuntarily. She couldn’t resist. Dan said, “I don’t mean to brag, but I’m pretty big. I can sport a pretty good size bulge.” Dan went on, “The first time I met her, I caught her looking at my bulge.” In fact, he said, “She was noticeably surprised by it my size, even raised her eyebrows and smiled when she saw it, and was obviously rattled to the point of stammering when she talked to him. Since there was a mutual attraction, I asked her if she wanted to go get a drink when she got off work.” She didn’t hesitate and said, yes. So, I met her at a nearby bar, after three drinks, we were in my car and she was sucking me off.” I was like no freakin’ way.

He said he invited her out to his car, telling her he had a “big surprised” she might be interested in. She came with him, and as soon as they got in his car, he asked if he could kiss her. She said, “Sure, but that’s not what I thought you wanted to show me.” Dan said they kissed. She unzipped his pants and pulled his cock out. He said he was nice and hard. He told me that she was definitely surprised by his size, and immediately began to perform oral sex on him – commenting over and over about how big he was. She asked Dan to cum in her mouth the first time they we together.

I asked him about the first time he screwed her. He told me that her husband was out of town and he invited her over to his place one evening. When she arrived, she was wearing a long coat that was buttoned up all the way up to her neck. All he could see were the black heels she was wearing and her black nylons. He answered the door and invited her in; he asked to take her coat. When she took her coat off, all she was wearing was a matching set of black garters, stockings, bra and panties. He told me they never made it to his bedroom. They had sex on the stairs, and on the kitchen counter, and the sofa… He laughed and told me they never made it to the bedroom the first time. He told me she enjoyed multiple positions, liked getting it from behind the best, and loved performing oral sex.
It was driving me crazy listening to him tell of his sexual exploits with the MIL.

After a couple beers myself, I told him that I’d seen her naked on multiple occasions. He was surprised to hear that and asked if I’d slept with her. That’s when I told him that she was my MIL. His jaw about hit the bar. At first, he didn’t believe me, but I convinced him it was true. It got a little awkward for a few minutes, until I told him how she had confided in me after the incident between the two of them in the parking lot. I assured him that I would not tell anyone as long as he didn’t tell anyone.

Dan and I even golf together a couple times that summer, and continued to share stories about Diane. One time in particular, we were on the golf course together and we ran into Diane and Jane. Later, Diane told me she was surprised to see me with Dan, and insisted I tell her what we talked about. I didn’t tell her that we talked about her. I made something up. I don’t think she believed me. But Dan’s stories heightened my sexual desires for Diane even more.